What perfume do you wear?

I went into Excitement with my girlfriend and she mentioned she liked your perfume. I want to get her perfume for Valentine’s Day and want that one. What perfume do you wear?

Awww YOU SMELLed ME!! *flattered* haha 😂  Aren’t you an observant and thoughtful fella!  Fragrances are always a nice go-to for Valentine’s Day gifts.  They are also extremely hard to buy since not all smells mix well with a person’s own scent. I wish I could’ve made this easier on you but, It really depends on when you came in.   So, I’m just gonna give you a list and you gotta go into a store and sniff them if you can remember Haha OR you can tell me when you came in and that can determine what I was wearing.

Top notes: A mojito-inspired sensual blend of crushed mint leaves warmed by brown sugar and missed with the zest of Italian Limone. Middle notes: Feminine floral notes emerge with joyous hints of Jasmine, dew of Peony and traces of pink pepper. Bottom notes: The signature Mediterranean trail is rooted by the hearts of cedar wood and Labdanum.

If it was last year, I was wearing Giorgio Armani’s Acqua di Gioia.  I’ve been using that on and off for the past 3 years.   I received it as a present for Christmas and I got stuck on it for awhile.  If that was it, lucky for you, they have a cute ACQUA DI GIOIA VALENTINE’S DAY SET on their website with a bunch of other doo-dads.

Top notes: Rhubarb, Red Currant, Juicy Kiwi Accord Heart notes: Pink Cyclamen, Fresh Watermelon Accord Base notes: Musky Notes, Sandalwood, Grapefruit Wood

If you came in this year I’ve been switching it up a bit.  But usually, during the week,  I wear D&G 3 L’Imperatrice Eau de Toilette.  Dolce & Gabbana used to have a line of fragrances with a bunch of numbers, where you could mix the scents and they were unisex.  I loved them all.  But, they discontinued all but 1 of them, the #3 and I can only find mine at Sephora and Ulta. I’ve noticed people always compliment me more when I wear this one.

Top Notes: Seductive notes:Joyful carefreeness, explosion of caramel Mid Notes: Powdery notes: Sophistication, cocktail of musks Base notes: Vanilla notes: Sensuality, Benjoin Overdose

If I smelled a bit sweeter, it might have been my Prada Candy.  Which I like to wear on days I’m feeling a bit more femme and need snugs haha.  This one is easier to find like in department stores. This scent is always fun since they do fragrance sets as well during the Valentine season.

On top of that sometimes, I love putting on Pure Instinct, which is a pheromone roll-on I love to recommend.  The scent varies from person to person since it adapts to your own scent to arouse a potential mate.  I’ve noticed a lot of waitresses, bartenders and exotic dancers like to wear this since it increases their tips. 😛

I hope that was helpful and I hope you both have an amazing Valentine’s Day!!! ❤️❤️❤️

Liberator’s Heart is Wedge-ing it’s way off my bed

If any of you remember my Review for Liberator’s Heart Wedge, my pillow hoarding skills are intense and continuously keeps growing.
Today, was my day off and it was deep cleaning day in my bedroom!  Laundry, Dust, and Organize everything times one thousand.  It always makes me happy to have my hermit hole room to be cozy and any time there is too much going on, I get so much anxiety.  So, you can only imagine my feelings the nights after my partner spends with me.  It is a ritual dragging all the pillows that have toppled off the bed,  back on it.  This time, as I was organizing and putting them back on, I got down to one last pillow. My Liberator Heart Wedge.
Something that once used to make my heart skip a beat, is now such an eye sore.  Recently, I got a new bedroom set that doesn’t match. 🙁  My fun new Mint green and White combo printed bed sheets doesn’t pair well with my beautiful Merlot red Heart Wedge.  Which is such a bummer since Valentine’s day is right around the corner and I wanted to keep it front and center.  *sigh*  I’m such a matching queen.
I checked distributors and their main website, and they don’t seem to sell the other various colored pillow cases separately.  What seemed like the most logical plan to replace the pillow case instead of adding another pillow to my madness failed.
I have been a big fan ever since I bought a Decor Whirl pillow and my love is renewed every time I sell a liberator product.  But, this whole time, I have been a dick wad and misinformed my customers.  “NAHHH,  get the wedge heart, it’s so cute! You can just replace the cover later!!” but i’m over here just now realizing they only have various colors with the pillows on their website and you have to call their 1-800 number in order to get it separately.  so… sorry guys that I misinformed you. 🙁 Hopefully soon, Liberator will make our lives easier and just put it up on their website as an option without the trouble of calling.
For now, I’ll just wait it out and for any of you that want to add this awesome Heart Wedge to their collection, they are having a few sales perfect for Valentine’s Day right around the corner.

I Need Butt Help.

What’s up BUTTercup?

“So, my boyfriend guy and I are adventuring with my butt. But neither of us have ever actually done it so where should we start?”

Butt stuff is such a fun adventure!  I will and always tell people that doing butt stuff is the most intimate thing you can do with your partner.  Soooooo much trust and prep go into butt stuff to make it enjoyable for both partners.

I’m pretty sure that your adventure’s end goal is having his penis inside your bum BUT!!…  that’s down the road.  Remember, that you need to go slow.  *womp womp* Slow and steady wins the race. (That’s even hard for me to say since I have no patience and like to sprint and get ‘errr done.) Just remember that if you put in the prep and work beforehand it’ll be a hell of a lot easier.  When a few factors align like both partners realize that the bottom is the one in charge, you know how your bodies react, and you have everything set up like a map your bodies will tell you what to do. 😛

When a person says they’d like to get into butt stuff, there is usually the assumption that something is inevitably going to be stuck in their “no-no” hole. Which causes them to push the panic button.  But, DUDE!!! There are sooooo many ways to stimulate the butt without ever actually sticking anything in.  I love to recommend people to just play with the exterior before the interior.  The part that you see actually is the most sensitive since all the nerve endings are right there at the opening.  A fun thing to start with is just putting pressure on the anus while having sex or just plain masturbating.   A niiice… butthole massage you can say.   Or, You can always start with eating the booty like groceries, so you can get familiar with the different sensations down there.

buttvolutionI love being a female since we have so many holes haha and you could always wear a small butt plug to get used to the feeling and just bone regular all vag-penner stylez.   But, your best sex toy is you or your partner’s hands, because not only are they significantly smaller than other things you want to stick in.  Your hands can feel everything, from friction and if you need to add more lube or if the butt is ready to take more in.   Use my butt-volution guideline: finger… then when your butt seems more, relax & add a second finger… maybe a butt plug…  or maybe a dildo… you can always add a third finger if you’re skilled and then finally you —ease— in a penis.

Stick it in to see how it feels, don’t automatically start pumping with quickness unless YOU KNOW you are ready for that. ( plus, if you pump too fast, you’ll regret it tomorrow when you feel the constant urge to poo haha)

If you’re going the finger route, use your joints as a ruler to gauge the steps. buttrulerGetting into that butt, one joint at a time.  Or you can get a fun butt toy that has various nubs to play with.

Everything depends when it comes to sex in general, but sometimes with butt sex you won’t even get past the finger or two finger steps on the butt-volution scale. Don’t get discouraged, butt stuff is a process.

You could always put a buttplug in to get your butt ready too! Some even have cute jewels, so you can let your partner know what’s on the menu tonight. haha  But, I recommend a nice glass toy with my favorite lube, PJUR back door.  It’s the only way I can get down with the anal and it has Jojoba oil, a natural muscle relaxant to calm those butt muscles down to take down the “thou shall not enter” sign.  Also, it’s just great for exterior!  😉 booty massages. lol

These are some of my other posts for Anal Sex:

Please check those out.  Relax! Anal sex is quite enjoyable if you do it right.  If it hurts, stop because we are suppose to be having fun duhhhh.

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We-Vibe 4 Plus ~ Caribbean Stylezzz

One of my work’s distributors, Holiday Products, is doing a display contest featuring their limited edition We-Vibe 4 Caribbean in the most epic teal blue color imaginable.

I decided to show my summer-y excitement and We-Vibe love the best way possible to show Excitement’s true colors. How? with a display with our fabulously slutty dolls at a POOL PARTY! DUH!

I sent it over to my buddy at We-Vibe while I was at the ANMEs and We-Vibe featured it on their instagram. WUT WUT! So Glad that they loved it!

“Gone We-Vibe’n” amazing display from our friends @excitementgirl. We love it!

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Au Revoir Gellee~!

Wet Gellee Kiwi StrawberryThere are a few of you out there, that are lovers of Gellee Jelly Lubricant by Wet.  Specifically, their flavorful Kiwi Strawberry! This was their thicker water-based lubricant that had a great consistency since it was such a thick jelly viscosity.

Well, i’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I just recently found out from a rep that they stopped production for Gellee. 🙁  I guess there wasn’t a strong demand for it.

I haven’t really found a flavored Jelly lubricant out there with this type of thickness, so I am a bit sad to see it go since it was the only one I was able to suggest to ya’ll.  But, I will update if I do come across one that is similar.

In the meantime, be sure to stock up on Wet Gellee while you can because once it’s gone… it’s gone! Au Revoir Gellee~!

I want to get her a buttplug to leave in while we are having sex.

“I want my girlfriend to enjoy anal and I want to get her a buttplug to leave in while we are having sex. What can I buy that isn’t too big for her?”

Whoa! Your question has been burning a hole in my inbox! I’ve had multiple people ask me the same type of question a gazillion times in just the span of a week.

I love that everyone is going on a double penetration adventure together!  Bringing that double stuffed oreo feeling to the table is a bit intimidating for some and other just want to say, “it’s on like donkey kong!”.  So, I’ve introduced this trio of butt plugs to everyone! This set starts with a itty bitty plug, the size of a big man’s finger and then it gradually gets bigger.

You can give her the option!  This might put her at ease and make her realize she can upgrade to the next size when she feels ready.  Or for whatever mood she might be in.  Some days you might wanna go big. *shrug* it’s up to the bottom.

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This trio of buttplugs is a set from Curve Novelties, called Rump Rockers from their Gossip line of toys.   I honestly didn’t give this a chance at first since the packaging was pretty basic, the name… the early 2000’s looking graphics on the front.  It just didn’t scream buy me, not because it wasn’t a good toy. It just looked so plain but I often forget that the most basic toys are the best toys.   I saw it in person… out of the box at the SHE Expo, ridiculously shocked since all of their products are pretty decent but their packaging just threw  me off . It only costs a measly $25 that includes 3 butt plugs made out of 100% silicone AND it’s the nice soft satin finished kind of silicone. You really can’t say No.  It’s not aggressive looking and it’s an adorable way to say, “hey babe, let’s fill those holes”.  haha

Pair this with a great water-based anal lubricant and you’re good to go. <3

Hit me up if you’d like to snag one of these sets, it comes in pink or purple! I know it’s a bit of a mission to find online. <3


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Rubber Johnny Shaped Pencil Eraser

RubberJohnnyShapedEraser_02I’m a big fan of Groupon.com, a deals website where you can find everything under the sun including… Erasers! … in the shape of condoms haha

I was browsing the site for pencils and drawing supplies and I stumbled on these erasers.  Another fun novelty to stash in case you don’t want any one to walk away with one of your erasers.

Check out this cool link and grab yourself a pack to “prevent mistakes”.

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Review | Liberator Decor Heart Wedge

Hi, my name is Jade and I’m an addict. A pillow addict. Lol I’m pretty sure my addiction drives my partner insane. You know those people that have to remove pillows just to have room on the bed? Yeah, that’s me. I know I have a queen size bed for the queen that I am, but on top of the body pillow and regular pillows, I have an excess amount of decorative pillows and pillow pets. Haha So of course, it only makes sense for me to have a pillow designed for my sex adventures.

Ya see, Liberator is a fancy company right here in the U.S. Of A. *MERICA*, that creates quality sex furniture and products that make sense! I could go on and on since I love ’em and have been selling them for years now. ( *waves* to all my old Castle customers 😘) But, let’s just say Liberator products helps make your sex adventures easier.  They are position aids that maneuver and contort your body into just the right positions for all your kama sutra needs! Since everyone comes in all shapes and sizes, it allows you to connect with your partner easier and minimize strain on the body.

Recently, One of my favorite distributors, HolidayProducts started carrying a few of their products.  Which I leaped for joy since I love being able to sell quality merch at work but it helped remind me that I needed some “Liberator” in my life.  It probably helped that I have a partner now, to invest in some of their products to be able to really put it to good use.

So after much thought, We decided on the Heart wedge ❤️, for its versatility …and cuteness. :P.

The moment it arrived, the box’s design was perfect. Sleek, chic and has all the necessary information that any person would need.  You can pick up the box and learn all the features without even talking to a salesperson and realize that you need it in your life.  Their products now come vacuum sealed and snug as a bug in a box.  It really made the experience of picking it up off a shelf, a bit more pleasing and I felt like a cool kid who is part of a secret society.

I unwrapped the goodness and it took a good hour for it to really come into it’s final perfect shape. since it was vacuum sealed.  But, the anticipation was awesome.

The Heart wedge looks pretty basic on the outside but it’s what is on the inside (like of the rest of their pillows and furniture) that makes it unique and is the main selling point for me.

First, is the highly dense polyurethane foam that is similar to the quality foam they use on regular ol’ furniture.  Unlike pillows, where they squish down and you have to keep adjusting and adding 10,000 more pillows for height, the Wedge is firm enough for a person to lay on and have the weight of both partners (while the thrusting action goes on).  Other sex position products out there, are usually the blow up inflatable kind with plastic edges that hurt and deflate after time.  Which is cool, if you want something to stash away but I want my heart wedge front and center on my bed.

Next, is one of my favorite components of this product which is the black polyester zip-up liner that protects the foam.  This liner is water-proof to deter all the sex juices from getting all over the place. … makes sense now, right? haha Because who wants soggy sex juices or butt particle pillows to fall asleep on.

Finally, is the last layer, the velvish cover that is a soft polyester, suede like feel.  I found that it keeps me in place and if you tie it in with other Liberator items they don’t slip and keep in place together.  This Velvish cover zips on and can be removed to be washed.  😀

The Heart wedge is small but mighty. It provides just the right amount of angle and lift for my petite self that the next day my lower back isn’t dying from my late night cardio sessions. The Liberator products are the perfect positioning aid that not only is chic decor in your household, but also is one of the most functional positioning aids out there.

The tip of the heart angles perfecting to the base of a lower back and the top increases to a nice 7″ angled height perfect for G-spot penetration. The heart wedge is a great way to have deeper penetration and consistent pressure on the G-spot in case your end goal is Squirting!!!

Their packaging and on their website has fun diagrams to show you which positions might be your jam while using the wedge but my ultimate favorite is the fact that it has a little cut-out at the top of the heart. When the legs are angled up and at the edge, the cut-out is perfect for a partners face to get on in there for some oral satisfaction! Pussy on a platter time!

I’m so glad I decided to indulge and get one. I really do recommend it since it really helps with folks of all shapes and sizes. This allows you to position your bodies to heighten your sex game and make your next sex adventure on point. 👌🏼

Check out their website: Liberator.com

 


I used to own one of their pillows a couple years back.  It was the Whirl, which was just a plain cylindrical pillow, but I never got the chance to use it for the purpose it was made for. Haha I didn’t have a partner at that time so it ended up being a decorative pillow on my bed that I used while watching TV or to roll out my back after work. Pathetic lol I know.  After I moved, I didn’t take it with me but I sure wish I did so I could’ve tried it for the real purpose it was designed for. 😛

So, even if you don’t have a partner like I didn’t. haha its’s still a great buy, if you like to  a firm pillow to play video games or read a book.

 

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Consensual Sex Activity Check off List

alright aaaaaaaalright, I’m FINALLY posting this up.

It’s a Consensual Sex Activity list!  This is a basic list that has activities where you can see what might interest you or not.

I know that a lot of people find these type of lists silly, but I find that it really helps when you want to talk to your partner when you want to see what they are all about and vice versa.

When, you discuss this with your partner.  Come into this with an open mind and heart.  There may be things that you are into which will make your partner cringe.  OR enhance the relationship. If you haven’t tried it, but know it will be hot to try out with your partner since they might be into it, put it in the neutral or maybe yes column.  Then, Research! and see if that might be something you’d really be down with.

The, Maybe No’s and definite No’s are a great way to communicate and start discussing with your partner. It will open a line of communication where you will both either agree on the same thing or form an understanding of why one partner might be so into such activity.  You may not even know that there is something out there that exists and might spark that bedroom adventure spark!

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Consensual Sex Activity Check off List

Just filling out the list is almost as awkward as having the talk with you partner, if you aren’t at that level yet.  A fun way to make it into a game is to fill them out.  Then, cut out the Definite Yes! activities and put it into a jar and when you guys want to plan your next sex adventure you can just draw out one of the activities from the jar to try out and to keep things interesting.  The, Maybe and neutrals can be done when you’re feeling extra adventurous.  But, of course please plan accordingly haha.

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