System Jo Agape Water-Based Lube | Lube Review

Finding a Water-based lubricant that you might like, is like finding the perfect pair of jeans. System Jo Agape Lube is like that comfortable pair of jeans that you always go back to. A comfy pair that you keep in the drawer for that rainy day. I’ve had this comfy lube in my line up for years and never gave it the limelight it deserves. 🙂 … Continue reading System Jo Agape Water-Based Lube | Lube Review

Is sex better slow or fast, does it even matter? | Q&A

Question and Answer time! Question: “For women, is sex better slow movement or fast movement better or does it even matter? Some women have said just do what makes you feel good.” Let’s see, Sex is like a nice car drive. Each car is different just like a woman. Some women are like a sports car, depending on the road conditions, some like it fast. Some women are … Continue reading Is sex better slow or fast, does it even matter? | Q&A

What is a wand massager?

What is a Wand? | the adult sex toy massager

What is this magical Sex Toy that everyone seems to ask for? want? or are curious about?  Massager Wands have various names but many know these Adult sex toys just as a Hitachi, which is an older brand, but that’s not the actual toy type.  With all the various toys in the world, it took me a while to muster up the nerve to give the wand a chance.  When in reality, it should have been one of the first toys out there, I should’ve bought.

But, I always felt like Wands were dinosaurs!  They are like the OG gangstas of vibrator world, with the Hitachi Magic Wand as their spokesperson!   Wands started it’s legacy awhile ago and it’s been around for quite some time.  Every time, I saw a wand I’d think of a “soccer mom” and feel like I need to use it Old_Hitachi_Magic_Wand_boxwhile wearing legwarmers, a leotard and a headband *think FLASHDANCE* after seeing their old box haha.  With all the new and improved toys out there, I never thought I should get something that plugged into a wall, let alone had its classic looks of the basic handle and large vibrating tip.

BUT! “there is a reason people are still fascinated with dinosaurs” aaaaand, when your bestie tells you that Wands are the best thing since sliced bread AND she happens to work at an adult shop… you can’t really ignore her opinion. lol

Body massage!Wand massagers are a great necessity.

Wands are great for a regular ol’ body massage and to relax one’s muscles.  This type of vibrator is a great “bedroom tool” to relax a person and a perfect pre-game build-up to explore a person’s erogenous zones. Whether it’s your back, limbs and leading to more traditional sexy-time areas. A Wand body massager’s perfect purpose is to literally vibrate a clit off! They are like the terminator of sex toys.  Wands have one mission and that is to vibrate and hit the spot for a strategic forced orgasm…almost within minutes. When you find the perfect wand, you will use it and “You’ll be back” for more.

I am the most Wand-erful Massager of the Adult Sex Toy World!Wands come in all shapes and sizes, with a basic look to it all.

  • The head that is the primary vibration source.
  • A neck that sometimes in some styles of wands are adjustable and bend to be able to give more pressure.
  • Then, there is the base which is the shaft to be able to hold and is the handle to direct where you would like to point that vibration in the right direction.

They can be small in size to fit in the palm of your hand and then some as large as your forearm.  They all deliver various types of vibrations but it’s always good to have at least one in your arsenal of sex toys.  Just remember that they have one big mission and that means high-intensity vibrations.  There are some wands that won’t completely vibe you into numbness if it’s too intense and some that buzz just right.  It’s not for the “beginner” per se, but it might be too strong for a newbie.

Also, Wands aren’t just a one trick pony that is focused for external clitoral stimulation. Many wands have attachments to be able to do so much more, they have attachments where you can stimulate internally and give g-spot stimulation or anal stimulation, etc etc.

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Come Through and Chill – Miguel feat. J. Cole, Salaam Remi

This is the perfect stand in front of the mirror while you’re feeling yourself.  Where you just want to body roll and be a sensual sensei. Either that or roll around in the sheets like you got mad sexy skills. 😉 This is one of those songs where you can feel the emotions and feel good. Here is the music video, which pairs well with … Continue reading Come Through and Chill – Miguel feat. J. Cole, Salaam Remi

“I can’t find Climax Anal Bursts. Can you share a link to find it?”

“I can’t find Climax Anal Bursts. I don’t want to buy it off of Amazon… It’s not a matter of life or death, but i’m running low… Can you share a link to find it?” -H Haha I get what you’re putting out there. I usually like to stock up on something when I get 1/4th of the bottle left.  Climax Bursts Anal Lube is … Continue reading “I can’t find Climax Anal Bursts. Can you share a link to find it?”

Coochy Rash Free Shave Cream

Coochy Cream recently got a makeover!  This shaving cream has been a big favorite of mine to recommend for years but just recently Classic Erotica updated their packaging, website and social media to connect with you. Coochy cream is a shave cream that I’ve found to be extremely helpful to those who are sensitive and prone to irritation.  This shaving cream is formulated to condition … Continue reading Coochy Rash Free Shave Cream

National Orgasm Day July 31st

National days are kind of my thing.  It’s a pleasant day to remind you of something you aren’t aware of, something that you may love or something that needs more acknowledgement. July 31st, is National Orgasm Day. A day to appreciate something so simple yet so important.  Everyone’s life is so complicated and busy that something as treating yourself to a good orgasm gets put … Continue reading National Orgasm Day July 31st

I don’t feel comfortable being topless yet.

“You helped me find lingerie 2 years ago and found me some sexy lingerie that worked with my body.  I got My boobs done and now I have more options, the thing is My scarring around my nipples are still showing a lot. Is there a bra top that you’d recommend?  I don’t feel comfortable being topless yet.” Hello sweetheart! First, Congrats on the boob … Continue reading I don’t feel comfortable being topless yet.

“Love Between the Covers”

Reading seems to be lost in this world of every growing youtube videos, inspirational instagram posts and other blurb like media. Rarely do I mention to people that I like to read, because then the next question that everyone always asks is “oh yah!?!?! What are you reading right now?” Or “what genre do you like to read?”.   Then,  the inevitable awkward pause initiates, where … Continue reading “Love Between the Covers”

My GF asked me to get her a dildo. I keep striking out. What do I get?

“My girlfriend asked me to get her a dildo. I keep striking out. What do I get?” My advice is to buy one together.  Communication is always key.  It’s super hard to make decisions sometimes… I’m a prime example of indecisive girl.  So I KNOW! You probably just want to go in the store, buy it and be done with the Dildo mission.  But, next … Continue reading My GF asked me to get her a dildo. I keep striking out. What do I get?