Hustler just released their “This ain’t Duck Dynasty XXX” porn parody and I had to check it out. I’m not sure if it was my love for the original show… or possibly my strange fascination with red necks or the fact that i’m a beard fan. Either way, I had to add this to the Porn Parody Funday list.
The story line of Robertson clan creating a “Beaver Call” that makes women horny was just plain great, too bad it doesn’t exist in real life. 😛 Or at least in real life they have the “beaver call” aka the vibrator in the scenes,. *cough* C’mon hustler… make it happen. ;)*cough* Imagine it… a camouflaged printed vibrator, haha I’m pretty sure that a bunch of my old Oregon customers would be all over that. haha
The beards, of course, were fake haha but it was pretty comical. They had crazy pubic hair looking beards and then they had shiny fake jesus wigs on. The cast starred : Presley Hart, Christie Stevens, Mikki Lynn, Mahina Zaltana, Zoey Foxx, Natalia Starr, Evan Stone, Alec Knight, Dick Chibbles, Jay Crew, Barry Scott. Which wasn’t so bad. Their transitions between scenes were great since it did the show’s reality tv commentary side bits. But, what really made this parody awesome was that they casted Alec Knight for the role of Willie! lol He really nailed it and I just loved his commentary. Another plus, was they spiced it up with a threesome and this parody had a girl on girl scene at the end where they used their “beaver call” as a toy. haha
I had to plug in the trailer here, so you can see what made it fun.
Sooo, of course there has to be more than one parody of Ducky Dynasty since it’s so amazing. The other one is “OMG… It’s The DUCK DYNASTY XXX Parody.” I didn’t get to check out this one yet, but it was the first duck dynasty parody, I have to check that out next. This parody has one of my favorite girls Maddie O’Reilly and that hunk Derrick Pierce, so that just earned it cool points. It also included Tommy Pistol, Ryan McLane, Chanel Preston, Kendall Karson, Natasha Starr and just like the other one… veteran Evan Stone. lol I feel like he might like wearing that beard and acting like a hick a little too much. 😛
“The world famous Robertson Clan is undoubtedly America’s favorite bunch of rednecks. With their own brand of southern charm and quirky sense of humor, they work together day in and day out at their family’s multi-million dollar duck call empire. But when their work is done the real adventures start. These good old boys heat u the bayou like no others. While they are famous for their fishing & hunting hunting, their lesser-known skills with the ladies are as developed as their beards.”