I have nothing against Vegans, I think they are fabulous. I’m just not a fan of the hipster fake vegans. Ya know, the kind where they are just doing it because it’s the “in” thing.
I met a girl who would lactate a little, a side effect of her new birth control. It happens, no biggie! Circle of life. But, her new Vegan squeeze got freaked a bit and immediately asked “Is that Vegan friendly?”. Maybe, I’d be a little taken aback and offended if I were her but that sure would’ve been a mood killer. How sexy could you feel after that? haha I tried making her feel a bit better about the situation she encountered and she really didn’t need to continue that adventure with him, even if he might have been amazing in bed. haha I mean, if he was a real Vegan he should know that a female lactating is perfectly normal. Vegans are against testing on and consuming animal products. haha
So, since i’m a cheeky little thing, I asked her, “what kind of condom did you use?”
She replied, “I dunno just a regular one, I think it was a Trojan or the kind from planned parenthood.”
TA-DAH! A light bulb lit up in my brain and the first thing I could blabber out was “he was Faux vegan hipster man!” I love proving people wrong or making guys feel like crud when they deserve it haha (:P maybe I do have a fetish or two? dominance much? )
Not many people know this but Latex condoms use a milk derivative product called Casein to make the thing soooooo technically unless you get a specific kind, certain condoms are not vegan friendly. 😛 UHHHHHUH and he was over here worried about a little bit of breast milk. What a butthead. I made my new lactating friend feel better that he was a “fake vegan”. haha Not all vegans even know this. So, you just 1-up’d in that knowledge department.
If you feel like grabbing some vegan friendly condoms, I thought I’d show you a couple off the top of my head that might work for you if you’re vegan or if you just plain have a latex allergy in general.
This line from Lifestyles has a variety of selections from the type of lubrication to sizes.
Next, Would be Glyde! It’s a big hit with a lot of vegans. It’s also registered with the Vegan Society, so that makes it a bit more legit since they are against the testing of the product used on animals as well.
🙂 I hope you gals realize that out of all the stories I hear, they are all pretty repetitious and you should never feel bad and that you’re not normal because you’re body did something a bit “different”. <3 … oh and guys… lighten up and educate your tushes.