I am significantly smaller. What should I get?

I’m really embarrassed to ask you since you’re a cool person but I didn’t know who else to ask. I started dating this girl and she’s making me use condoms.  I hate using them because they don’t fit right.  The store only had condoms that were large and I am significantly smaller.  I didn’t see any small condoms. Do they even make them and what should I get? Aww don’t feel embarrassed!! 😛 and GO YOU! for using protection!  Sometimes, using a condom seems like a chore but it’s all for the best!  Maybe later, if things get serious you both can commit and get tested, Continue Reading

Respect the Help.

Respect is a thing that customers consistently forget when dealing with retail employees. Adult Shop employees are no exception and in my opinion they deserve more respect more so than normal because of the environment and the delicate conversation that occurs. Don’t talk down to them. Treat adult shop employees as equals.  Your career, education level or annual income is not taken into consideration to them.  We are all on the same level since the topic of conversation is sexuality and adult products.  Depending on where you go, you can get some quite intelligent people or possibly gross people who Continue Reading

The Weeknd – Can’t Feel My Face

The Weeknd – Can’t Feel My Face “I can’t feel my face when I’m with you But I love it, but I love it, oh I can’t feel my face when I’m with you But I love it, but I love it, oh” The Weeknd…. he has those vocal cords that you just wanna fuck. SO GOOD.  I currently, have this on repeat and had to get this stuck in your head as well.  Now, go hump the air like you’re the shit because this song just wants to bring that out in you.

Nature’s Rubix Cube: Let’s Figure that Clit Out

Monthly workshop time! Want to be a better lover to your woman? Want to learn different ways to love yourself? Or possible just want to learn about the wonderful clitoris…. come hang out with me!!! 🙆 I’m going to share ways to stimulate that clit, toys to play with and other lubes and oils to bring out the fun!?!? Come to our monthly Vibrator’s Anonymous meeting aka Excitement’s monthly workshop! Friday, June 6th! Starts at 8pm! Free giveaways to the early comers!

Anal Unicorn Toys!

I love playing with toys all the time, but not in the appropriate and correct purpose they were made for.  Like what? I love pretending to be a unicorn.  ((I kinda have a thing for unicorns… mermaids… and vampires… yeah, I have the mentality of a teenage girl. Get off my back. :P)) I did an anal workshop last month,  and I was asked what my favorite anal toys were.  But there are too many to name! So, I’m going to post my favorite anal toys that I like to be a Butt unicorn with and… to stick on my forehead Continue Reading