My GF asked me to get her a dildo. I keep striking out. What do I get?

“My girlfriend asked me to get her a dildo. I keep striking out. What do I get?”

My advice is to buy one together.  Communication is always key.  It’s super hard to make decisions sometimes… I’m a prime example of indecisive girl.  So I KNOW!

You probably just want to go in the store, buy it and be done with the Dildo mission.  But, next time why don’t you guys pre-party and go to a sex shop together.  You might not even buy anything at the time but you guys can window shop and look at various shapes, sizes, colors, vibrating or non-vibrating dildos.  See what’s out there and do the lovely process of elimination.  I say go into a shop since shopping online gets a bit hectic with having so many options.

While, you’re at it… Whisper sweet nastiness in her ear of how you can’t wait to see her use it while you’re shopping. If she’s freaky like that.   Or be a concerning partner, and ask her what she thinks would feel good or is body-safe.

Or if all else fails. Grab a Clone-a-Willy kit! It’s a kit to mold your penis and bam! Dildo á la you! They also have the option for a vibrating version of you! The Kits comes in regular flesh tones and vibrant glow-in-dark colors too.  This will not only get giggles out of her but it shows that you put effort into getting her a dildo.  A LOT of effort since you got to take some time out of your day and stick your dick in a tube with some gunk.  Haha

I know you wanted me to just say THIS IS THE —ONE— MAGICAL DILDO that all FEMALES WANT! But sorry not sorry, there are too many dildos in the world… just like humans. Too many opinions. Too many choices.

Hit me back up if you got any more info I can work with to help you with the process of elimination.

Earth Day: Gaia Eco Biodegradable Vibrator by Blush Novelties

Tomorrow is Earth Day. We always try and find ways to reduce our footprint with everyday activities, but what about our nighttime activities?  So, I’d like to introduce to some of you a great way to reduce your footprint on this lovely planet we call home.  Instead of adding to the landfills, that probably have massive amounts of dildos and vibes in the mix. Check out…

The first biodegradable and recyclable vibrator.  The Gaia Eco brought to you by Blush Novelties.

This slimline style sex toy is a vibrator that is made from Biofeel, a starch based bioplastic aka PLA.  Made from renewable resources such as corn starch, cassava(Tapioca) roots, or sugarcane depending on where it’s made, this allows it to be biodegradable.  Having a toy that is made from renewable resources puts your mind at ease and Wall-E thanks you.


Now to the good part, Gaia Eco is a nice 7” long slimline vibe with an insertable length of 5.75” and 1” width.  It has a turn style base to twist on the multi speed vibrations perfect from internal or external stimulation. For the vibration, it only takes 2 AA batteries and comes in 3 soft colors to choose from: a pretty Pink, a neutral pistachio Green, and a Martha Stewart Sky Blue.

If you’re looking for a new basic vibrator that Captain Planet would approve of, this is it, the Gaia Eco.

Happy Earth Day, and after planting a tree, creating a compost pile and other earth DAY activities, think about getting this biodegradable sex toy.  Your nighttime activities doesn’t have to kill the earth at the same time. 😛

 

Yeast is the Beast by Love Bug Probiotics: Mission Initiated

If you are a Vagina owner, sometimes you go through so many emotions owning one.  At times, you feel like a queen of the world being an empowered goddess who have the magical ability to have multiple orgasms while you stand at the top of your pedestal… Pointing…. and laughing at the penis owners at their orgasm ratios in comparison to your golden pussy.  Other times, you want to dump your vagina on the side of the road and hope for an upgrade since they can be such a temperamental possession to own.

Urinary Tract Infections – Bacterial vaginosis – Yeast Infections.

The trio of death that can arise at any given moment and  Sometimes, even just the thought of some nasty dirty sex adventure fantasies in your head automatically gives you a UTI, BV or YI.  You can just breathe and your vagina decides to do whatever the hell it wants.

If I can help my vag health to prevent those dreaded situations, why not!  I’ve mentioned to many girls, your sexual health also reflects what you put into your body and self-care.   I have a regimen of pills I take to supplement my body but I always like to see what else I can get myself into.   I always like to try new things and let you guys know what I’m getting into.  My current probiotic is running low and  I discovered Love Bug Probiotics a little while back.  I was investigating and this might be my next venture.

Mission Try Yeast is the Beast by LoveBug Probiotics Supplement Initiated!

 

This proprietary blend of probiotics is designed to promote optimal urinary tract health. It contains Lactobacillus strains that work to produce lactic acid, lowering the pH of the vagina to make it acidic and therefore inhospitable to harmful pathogens. Additionally, the novel Cran-Gyn™ (Cranberry Extract) additive helps squelch growth of bad bacteria from taking hold; it contains cranberry extract and D-mannose.

Yeast is a Beast can also help streamline a woman’s digestive function, immune response and yeast levels. Like our other probiotics, this supplement incorporates BIO-tract® technology to ensure as many organisms survive digestion and reach the digestive tract to do their work.

On top of my current eating habits, that vary from great to not so great leaning on horrible. Haha I like to take supplements for preventative measures.  “Yeast is the Beast” seems like a blend of preventative measures and solution.  This particular blend includes D-mannose, a natural supplement that my co-worker swears by when dealing with UTIs.  I’m willing to try it even after knowing in some people D-mannose may cause diarrhea, loose stool and bloating.  But, everyone reacts differently.

On their website they have a plan, where monthly you’d have a 30 day supply delivered to you, free shipping on all orders, a 3 month gut-health learning course, monthly health and nutrition newsletters, exclusive access to product promotions and the ability to cancel anytime.  This plan is $27.95 but if you want to save a buck (literally) it is available on Amazon for  $26.95.   I might dive into their plan going direct with them since  for another dollar, I can get their learning course, newsletter and I can just cancel if it’s not my thing.

I’m planning on swooping this up in a week and i’ll track my progression with you all to see if you might want in on this. 🙂