Category Archives: Rants and Raves!

The place were I go to talk about new and upcoming Lubes, Lotions, STRAPS n more! Where I can talk about sex toys and products that I’d love to share with others. The place were normal talk about such a topic isn’t normal so I’ll just put it here.

Coochy Rash Free Shave Cream

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Coochy Cream recently got a makeover!  This shaving cream has been a big favorite of mine to recommend for years but just recently Classic Erotica updated their packaging, website and social media to connect with you. Coochy cream is a shave cream that I’ve found to be extremely helpful to those who are sensitive and prone to irritation.  This shaving cream is formulated to condition and moisturize at the same time to make shaving easy and the razor to glide perfectly over the skin for a closer shave. This dramatically reduces cuts, nicks, scrapes and razor burn. It doesn’t foam so … Continue Reading ❤ →

Earth Day: Gaia Eco Biodegradable Vibrator by Blush Novelties

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Tomorrow is Earth Day. We always try and find ways to reduce our footprint with everyday activities, but what about our nighttime activities?  So, I’d like to introduce to some of you a great way to reduce your footprint on this lovely planet we call home.  Instead of adding to the landfills, that probably have massive amounts of dildos and vibes in the mix. Check out… The first biodegradable and recyclable vibrator.  The Gaia Eco brought to you by Blush Novelties. This slimline style sex toy is a vibrator that is made from Biofeel, a starch based bioplastic aka PLA. … Continue Reading ❤ →

Yeast is the Beast by Love Bug Probiotics: Mission Initiated

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If you are a Vagina owner, sometimes you go through so many emotions owning one.  At times, you feel like a queen of the world being an empowered goddess who have the magical ability to have multiple orgasms while you stand at the top of your pedestal… Pointing…. and laughing at the penis owners at their orgasm ratios in comparison to your golden pussy.  Other times, you want to dump your vagina on the side of the road and hope for an upgrade since they can be such a temperamental possession to own. Urinary Tract Infections – Bacterial vaginosis – … Continue Reading ❤ →

We-Vibe 4 Plus ~ Caribbean Stylezzz

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One of my work’s distributors, Holiday Products, is doing a display contest featuring their limited edition We-Vibe 4 Caribbean in the most epic teal blue color imaginable. I decided to show my summer-y excitement and We-Vibe love the best way possible to show Excitement’s true colors. How? with a display with our fabulously slutty dolls at a POOL PARTY! DUH! I sent it over to my buddy at We-Vibe while I was at the ANMEs and We-Vibe featured it on their instagram. WUT WUT! So Glad that they loved it! “Gone We-Vibe’n” amazing display from our friends @excitementgirl. We love … Continue Reading ❤ →

Au Revoir Gellee~!

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There are a few of you out there, that are lovers of Gellee Jelly Lubricant by Wet.  Specifically, their flavorful Kiwi Strawberry! This was their thicker water-based lubricant that had a great consistency since it was such a thick jelly viscosity. Well, i’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I just recently found out from a rep that they stopped production for Gellee. 🙁  I guess there wasn’t a strong demand for it. I haven’t really found a flavored Jelly lubricant out there with this type of thickness, so I am a bit sad to see it go since … Continue Reading ❤ →

The “Touch” was perfect without “sight”

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Mornings at my job, can be quite monotonous.  Dvd Rentals.  Lube purchases for Porn Shoot sets. Maybe some button battery purchases. Rinse and repeat. But, I had the best moment the other day!  My customer helped validate my love for the We-Vibe Touch and how much my Valentine’s Day post really meant to me.  I was trying to push everyone to bring their romance back to their 5 senses.  Utilizing their senses with the help of certain aids in order to build a connection with their partners more or reignite it.  OR!  Using your senses to stimulate your body more solo … Continue Reading ❤ →

Sexual Health Expo 2016

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We Vibe’n my way into the Sexual Health Expo! 😙💨💋💕💜💓#sexualhealthexpo #sexed #sexeducation #womenshealth #themoreyouknow #sextoys #adultnovelties #pleasurechest #WeVibe A photo posted by Xox Jade 🐙💕🎀 (@hankypankyharlot) on Jan 19, 2016 at 12:12pm PST This past weekend, I visited the Universal Studios Hilton where I attended the 2nd SHE, Sexual Health Expo in Los Angeles!  It’s a fun expo where sexual health educators and the most up to date intimacy devices collide! It’s open to the public, so regular ol’ folk can indulge in aaaaall things that are sex toy related and fill their minds with knowledge that you can utilize in the bedroom. … Continue Reading ❤ →

Silencing Slider – Cheeseburger Ball Gag from Gorge Ohwel

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Anyone who knows me, understands my love for Cheeseburgers.  Anything cheeseburger themed makes my heart tickle.  So, you can’t imagine how much this adult themed cheeseburger made my heart tickle.  I HAD TO share this with gem all the fun BDSM folks out there. 😀 Made in the US of A, Gorge Ohwell is the creator of these awesome Gags with a twist.  Shaped like a cheeseburger slider this mouth gag would make a great gift for a Cheeseburger connosieur aka me duuhhh. haha  I’m not one to be gagged but i’d love to add this to my collection to gag … Continue Reading ❤ →

Happy Unofficial International Bacon Day!

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Ohhhh, happy day to all you amazing carnivorous piggie eaters!  😀  This is the glorious day where you can scream from the rooftops that you are okay with adding a little more cushion to your pushin’ and clogging up those arteries as a reminder of how good that most recent Bacon endeavor was worth it. I’m just going to go and say that Bacon is an aphrodisiac. I’m an American and well, that’s what we do. Eat. F*ck. Sleep. Repeat. 😛 One of my favorite things to do, is to celebrate random awareness days that really doesn’t have any effect … Continue Reading ❤ →

Thrusting aaaaaaaaHEAD!

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Swooped up on a new muscle tee from Blowpaste! It’s limited edition and has been a big hit with everyone around me! “Blowpaste Apparel Made for Sexy Mothafuckers” haha $19.99 on CheekyChaCha.com Art by @AlanVadall Design by @its_rolando