Coochy Rash Free Shave Cream

Coochy Cream recently got a makeover!  This shaving cream has been a big favorite of mine to recommend for years but just recently Classic Erotica updated their packaging, website and social media to connect with you. Coochy cream is a shave cream that I’ve found to be extremely helpful to those who are sensitive and prone to irritation.  This shaving cream is formulated to condition and moisturize at the same time to make shaving easy and the razor to glide perfectly over the skin for a closer shave. This dramatically reduces cuts, nicks, scrapes and razor burn. It doesn’t foam so … Continue Reading ❤ →

Yeast is the Beast by Love Bug Probiotics: Mission Initiated

If you are a Vagina owner, sometimes you go through so many emotions owning one.  At times, you feel like a queen of the world being an empowered goddess who have the magical ability to have multiple orgasms while you stand at the top of your pedestal… Pointing…. and laughing at the penis owners at their orgasm ratios in comparison to your golden pussy.  Other times, you want to dump your vagina on the side of the road and hope for an upgrade since they can be such a temperamental possession to own. Urinary Tract Infections – Bacterial vaginosis – … Continue Reading ❤ →

Au Revoir Gellee~!

There are a few of you out there, that are lovers of Gellee Jelly Lubricant by Wet.  Specifically, their flavorful Kiwi Strawberry! This was their thicker water-based lubricant that had a great consistency since it was such a thick jelly viscosity. Well, i’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I just recently found out from a rep that they stopped production for Gellee. 🙁  I guess there wasn’t a strong demand for it. I haven’t really found a flavored Jelly lubricant out there with this type of thickness, so I am a bit sad to see it go since … Continue Reading ❤ →

Sexual Health Expo 2016

We Vibe’n my way into the Sexual Health Expo! 😙💨💋💕💜💓#sexualhealthexpo #sexed #sexeducation #womenshealth #themoreyouknow #sextoys #adultnovelties #pleasurechest #WeVibe A photo posted by Xox Jade 🐙💕🎀 (@hankypankyharlot) on Jan 19, 2016 at 12:12pm PST This past weekend, I visited the Universal Studios Hilton where I attended the 2nd SHE, Sexual Health Expo in Los Angeles!  It’s a fun expo where sexual health educators and the most up to date intimacy devices collide! It’s open to the public, so regular ol’ folk can indulge in aaaaall things that are sex toy related and fill their minds with knowledge that you can utilize in the bedroom. … Continue Reading ❤ →

Happy Unofficial International Bacon Day!

Ohhhh, happy day to all you amazing carnivorous piggie eaters!  😀  This is the glorious day where you can scream from the rooftops that you are okay with adding a little more cushion to your pushin’ and clogging up those arteries as a reminder of how good that most recent Bacon endeavor was worth it. I’m just going to go and say that Bacon is an aphrodisiac. I’m an American and well, that’s what we do. Eat. F*ck. Sleep. Repeat. 😛 One of my favorite things to do, is to celebrate random awareness days that really doesn’t have any effect … Continue Reading ❤ →

Thrusting aaaaaaaaHEAD!

Swooped up on a new muscle tee from Blowpaste! It’s limited edition and has been a big hit with everyone around me! “Blowpaste Apparel Made for Sexy Mothafuckers” haha $19.99 on CheekyChaCha.com Art by @AlanVadall Design by @its_rolando

Earth Day

The last thing you think about when it comes to having sex and using sex toys is being conscientious about your carbon footprint left on earth. So, this year’s Earth Day, I’m just going to share a few things that you can tweak in your love life while helping mother earth at the same time! Save up and invest in quality sex toys! Getting a great sex toy has so many benefits both long-term and short term! If you decide to buy a vibrator, grab one that has quality material and is possibly rechargeable.  Quality sex toys have a longer lifespan, so you won’t have … Continue Reading ❤ →

Forplay’s new fetish collection is out!

It’s a sign.  After watching that Nicki Minaj’s Only music video AND with Forplay‘s new collection that is fetish inspired, I just want to play dress up. At first glance, I was on the fence with Forplay’s new collection. Partially, since everyone and their mom’s are coming out with more “fetish” looking clothing to feed the Fifty shades cravings.  But, I found some of their pieces looked like they were trying too hard but other stuff was on point.  I hope to see it in person soon! This line gots me curious in all kinds of ways. I picked out 5 of … Continue Reading ❤ →

Bag of Dicks – sent anonymously

I’m not sure if i’m just an emotional ball of madness but lately, everyone and everything has been driving me nutzo.  I feel like it’s mostly just that time.  But, some of my customers have just been testing my patience lately.   It’s like I want to tell them that they are being a big giant bag of dicks but I can’t.  Or sometimes that one friend who consistently needs that nudge of “hey bro, you’re being a dick”…. Well, DICKSBYMAIL.com have done it.  “an anonymous package will be sent to your target containing 2 things; A 5oz bag of … Continue Reading ❤ →

NS Novelties Bare Bondage

I’m really into minimal bondage, just light play, straight and to the point. But, nothing too extreme. Maybe it’s because everything always tend to look too “hot topic” for my taste.  Finding any type of restraint system that has minimal bells and whistles is a mission and a half. NS Novelties has their new Bare Bondage line and I’m in awe of how simple and plain it is.  The Bare Bondage line is extremely Uni-sex and makes for matching to lingerie a cinch.  😉 They came out with this commercial and I thought it was pretty neat… until the end when Bruce Venture went a little overboard with … Continue Reading ❤ →