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Yeast is the Beast by Love Bug Probiotics: Mission Initiated

If you are a Vagina owner, sometimes you go through so many emotions owning one.  At times, you feel like a queen of the world being an empowered goddess who have the magical ability to have multiple orgasms while you stand at the top of your pedestal… Pointing…. and laughing at the penis owners at their orgasm ratios in comparison to your golden pussy.  Other times, you want to dump your vagina on the side of the road and hope for an upgrade since they can be such a temperamental possession to own.

Urinary Tract Infections – Bacterial vaginosis – Yeast Infections.

The trio of death that can arise at any given moment and  Sometimes, even just the thought of some nasty dirty sex adventure fantasies in your head automatically gives you a UTI, BV or YI.  You can just breathe and your vagina decides to do whatever the hell it wants.

If I can help my vag health to prevent those dreaded situations, why not!  I’ve mentioned to many girls, your sexual health also reflects what you put into your body and self-care.   I have a regimen of pills I take to supplement my body but I always like to see what else I can get myself into.   I always like to try new things and let you guys know what I’m getting into.  My current probiotic is running low and  I discovered Love Bug Probiotics a little while back.  I was investigating and this might be my next venture.

Mission Try Yeast is the Beast by LoveBug Probiotics Supplement Initiated!

 

This proprietary blend of probiotics is designed to promote optimal urinary tract health. It contains Lactobacillus strains that work to produce lactic acid, lowering the pH of the vagina to make it acidic and therefore inhospitable to harmful pathogens. Additionally, the novel Cran-Gyn™ (Cranberry Extract) additive helps squelch growth of bad bacteria from taking hold; it contains cranberry extract and D-mannose.

Yeast is a Beast can also help streamline a woman’s digestive function, immune response and yeast levels. Like our other probiotics, this supplement incorporates BIO-tract® technology to ensure as many organisms survive digestion and reach the digestive tract to do their work.

On top of my current eating habits, that vary from great to not so great leaning on horrible. Haha I like to take supplements for preventative measures.  “Yeast is the Beast” seems like a blend of preventative measures and solution.  This particular blend includes D-mannose, a natural supplement that my co-worker swears by when dealing with UTIs.  I’m willing to try it even after knowing in some people D-mannose may cause diarrhea, loose stool and bloating.  But, everyone reacts differently.

On their website they have a plan, where monthly you’d have a 30 day supply delivered to you, free shipping on all orders, a 3 month gut-health learning course, monthly health and nutrition newsletters, exclusive access to product promotions and the ability to cancel anytime.  This plan is $27.95 but if you want to save a buck (literally) it is available on Amazon for  $26.95.   I might dive into their plan going direct with them since  for another dollar, I can get their learning course, newsletter and I can just cancel if it’s not my thing.

I’m planning on swooping this up in a week and i’ll track my progression with you all to see if you might want in on this. 🙂

Liberator’s Heart is Wedge-ing it’s way off my bed

If any of you remember my Review for Liberator’s Heart Wedge, my pillow hoarding skills are intense and continuously keeps growing.
Today, was my day off and it was deep cleaning day in my bedroom!  Laundry, Dust, and Organize everything times one thousand.  It always makes me happy to have my hermit hole room to be cozy and any time there is too much going on, I get so much anxiety.  So, you can only imagine my feelings the nights after my partner spends with me.  It is a ritual dragging all the pillows that have toppled off the bed,  back on it.  This time, as I was organizing and putting them back on, I got down to one last pillow. My Liberator Heart Wedge.
Something that once used to make my heart skip a beat, is now such an eye sore.  Recently, I got a new bedroom set that doesn’t match. 🙁  My fun new Mint green and White combo printed bed sheets doesn’t pair well with my beautiful Merlot red Heart Wedge.  Which is such a bummer since Valentine’s day is right around the corner and I wanted to keep it front and center.  *sigh*  I’m such a matching queen.
I checked distributors and their main website, and they don’t seem to sell the other various colored pillow cases separately.  What seemed like the most logical plan to replace the pillow case instead of adding another pillow to my madness failed.
I have been a big fan ever since I bought a Decor Whirl pillow and my love is renewed every time I sell a liberator product.  But, this whole time, I have been a dick wad and misinformed my customers.  “NAHHH,  get the wedge heart, it’s so cute! You can just replace the cover later!!” but i’m over here just now realizing they only have various colors with the pillows on their website and you have to call their 1-800 number in order to get it separately.  so… sorry guys that I misinformed you. 🙁 Hopefully soon, Liberator will make our lives easier and just put it up on their website as an option without the trouble of calling.
For now, I’ll just wait it out and for any of you that want to add this awesome Heart Wedge to their collection, they are having a few sales perfect for Valentine’s Day right around the corner.

Au Revoir Gellee~!

Wet Gellee Kiwi StrawberryThere are a few of you out there, that are lovers of Gellee Jelly Lubricant by Wet.  Specifically, their flavorful Kiwi Strawberry! This was their thicker water-based lubricant that had a great consistency since it was such a thick jelly viscosity.

Well, i’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I just recently found out from a rep that they stopped production for Gellee. 🙁  I guess there wasn’t a strong demand for it.

I haven’t really found a flavored Jelly lubricant out there with this type of thickness, so I am a bit sad to see it go since it was the only one I was able to suggest to ya’ll.  But, I will update if I do come across one that is similar.

In the meantime, be sure to stock up on Wet Gellee while you can because once it’s gone… it’s gone! Au Revoir Gellee~!

Sexual Health Expo 2016

This past weekend, I visited the Universal Studios Hilton where I attended the 2nd SHE, Sexual Health Expo in Los Angeles!  It’s a fun expo where sexual health educators and the most up to date intimacy devices collide! It’s open to the public, so regular ol’ folk can indulge in aaaaall things that are sex toy related and fill their minds with knowledge that you can utilize in the bedroom.

02072016 5721Just like most events/workshops or anything dealing with sex education, it’s a bit intimidating since sexual wellness is a taboo topic that you normally don’t indulge in.  But, I can assure you that in such a big environment with everyone there for the same reason, you’d get over it quite quickly.

The festivities began with a ribbon cutting and then the crowd hustled on in.  Once, I walked in there were a dozen booths set up ranging from sex coaches, folks who were more down with the spiritual aspect of sex, some fun impact toy bdsm booths, massage candles and of course, my jam… sex toys!!

I browsed for a hot minute before skipping on my merry way, since I already mapped out which speakers I wanted to listen in on. 02072016 5662Pleasure Chest was the Sex Ed Sponsor  that had two rooms available for Skills/Technique and Relationship/Kink.  There was a variety of topics that made choosing which room to go to a bit tough. If I had  it my way I’d be present for them all with such an amazing lineup from speakers such as Lynn Rosenberg, Koko, Psalm Isadora, Jennie Steinberg, Dr. Tamara Griffin, Dirty Lola, Amy Jo Goddard, Sex Nerd Sandra, Elle Chase, Erin Tillman, Charlie Glickman, Mollena Williams, Dr. Jessica O’Reilly,  Tristan Taormino, Dr. Hernando Chaves, Stephanie Berman, Dr. Patti Britton, Rachel Kramer Brussel, Miyoko Rifkin, Reid Mihalko, Allison Moon, Dr. Chris Donaghue and Dr. Zhana Vrangalova.

IMG_20160117_151747In between hearing the speakers, I got to explore the dozen of booths thoroughly.   Amongst them was WeVibe’s booth where I was extremely excited since I knew I was going to be able to take a look at the “Rave” their newest addition to the WeVibe Family.
Which turned out to be just as cool as I suspected. I was under the impression that the “Touch” just fast forwarded and grew up and turned into a big boy! aka they just made an internal toy that vibrated.rave_get_more They did upgrade and took it and ran with it, and made it blue tooth app controllable.  *drops the mic* I saw pics and blah blah blah, but I spaced and didn’t read the specs. (I don’t like to read about things that are too far out of touch.  Like, I hate watching movie trailers that aren’t even going to come out for 78237434 months, it’s the epitome of a teaser. I’m like a child and I can’t wait that long! :P)  So, as you can imagine, I was thoroughly impressed with the upgrades.  They came out with a rabbit too, but I wasn’t too ecstatic about that since rabbits lately haven’t had anything special to set each other apart. nova_animation The “Nova” has a very odd looking clitoral piece that I couldn’t understand why there was such a gap.  It looked like it was made for a chick with fluffy fupa to me. Normally, clitoral pieces rest on the clit, flutters and rarely puts enough pressure that I know a few gal’s want.  BUT BUT BUT… The odd shape works differently than I ASSumed. The Nova flexes with your body and bends against the clit! That huge loop isn’t room for the fupa it’s room to bounce back for pressure for those girls who are more pressure “crotch dj’s”!   EGAG BRAIN BRILLIANT! haha In my head, this toy now sounds amazing and the concept really made the difference if I wanted to try it out!

I dropped by a few more booths and snagged a some cool merch from candles to impact toys from Orchid and Serpent.

I really enjoyed myself 🙂 I can’t wait to see what they bring next year.

My only Bummers…

  • Unlike last year, the Schedule didn’t have a brief description on what each speaker would be presenting on.  I’m big on play on words and puns but the speaker’s titles on what they’d be speaking on was a bit tough.  It was a bit hit or miss since I wasn’t sure what exactly I was getting into or missing out on.
  • Room A and Room B.  They should have renamed it to “Corner A and Corner B”.  I did like that there as enough room for me to even hear the speakers, since last year I couldn’t even get inside the room to hear the main speakers I wanted to.  But, I felt bad because Room B was literally battling with the speakers from Room A.  It was loud and hard to concentrate.  A few of my friends… who are also big A.D.D. gals, couldn’t focus since vendors were only feet away and you had to sit in front of the speaker or else you might miss a word or two.
  • The amount of vendors was lacking this year. 🙁 I did get to see a few toys that were new and upcoming that I haven’t seen in person but I guess I just love surprises. haha I was hoping to be a bit more wow’d. I got done browsing the vendors in a heartbeat since there was only a handful.
  • Check in was a bit of a hot mess like last time, but it’s cool. I get over that aspect once I step inside.

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Overall, I love the sexual health expo since it gives the public a chance to get in on the fun in one big arena.

Happy Unofficial International Bacon Day!

Ohhhh, happy day to all you amazing carnivorous piggie eaters!  😀  This is the glorious day where you can scream from the rooftops that you are okay with adding a little more cushion to your pushin’ and clogging up those arteries as a reminder of how good that most recent Bacon endeavor was worth it.

I’m just going to go and say that Bacon is an aphrodisiac. I’m an American and well, that’s what we do. Eat. F*ck. Sleep. Repeat. 😛

One of my favorite things to do, is to celebrate random awareness days that really doesn’t have any effect on your day except give you a mission to do something related to it.  My usual go-to’s is food, it’s easy because you know you have to eventually eat somewhere in your day’s schedule and you can plan a lovely get together for a little bit of fun.

This Bacon Day, you can celebrate it with your lover by making some lovely “Angels on Horseback“, which are oysters wrapped with bacon.  A small snack to eat before you netflix and chill. 😀

baconpillowcase-webYou can gift a pillowcase, to your friends to wish them sweet, sweet bacony dreams.  So, even if it’s not Bacon day, every day can be a Bacon day to them.

baconscentedunderwearwomenOf course, this blog is about sexy time in the bedroom.   What’s sexier than bacon on some sexy underwear? Bacon scented underwear haha and while you’re at it reach for some “Boink n Oink”! a Bacon Flavored Lubricant by Wet.  You won’t feel as horrible as your snack time since this lube isn’t going to go straight to your ass.

boink-logoThis Kosher, paraben-free, water-based lubricant is an awesome novelty.
It’s scented and tastes like bacon.  33700I’ve tasted it and it was a bit much for me but that was after drinking a slurpee. haha Maybe I’ll try it later after munching on strips on strips of bacon.
I hope you use some of these fun ways to make your bacon day a little more ridiculous and a tad bit more festive.

 

 

Thrusting aaaaaaaaHEAD!

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Swooped up on a new muscle tee from Blowpaste! It’s limited edition and has been a big hit with everyone around me!

“Blowpaste Apparel Made for Sexy Mothafuckers” haha $19.99 on CheekyChaCha.com Art by @AlanVadall Design by @its_rolando

Forplay’s new fetish collection is out!

It’s a sign.  After watching that Nicki Minaj’s Only music video AND with Forplay‘s new collection that is fetish inspired, I just want to play dress up.

At first glance, I was on the fence with Forplay’s new collection. Partially, since everyone and their mom’s are coming out with more “fetish” looking clothing to feed the Fifty shades cravings.  But, I found some of their pieces looked like they were trying too hard but other stuff was on point.  I hope to see it in person soon! This line gots me curious in all kinds of ways.

I picked out 5 of my favorites below. ^_^  Check out forplay’s website for their whole Fetish lingerie line.

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I just went to Vegas this last weekend, and even though this isn’t club gear, this is the type of stuff I’d wear to go out clubbing.  Maybe I’m a ho, but damn I wanna order some of the pieces just to go to Vegas.  (the skirts and more clothed items… of course haha #ratchetgear)

Bag of Dicks – sent anonymously

gummy_penis_300_largeI’m not sure if i’m just an emotional ball of madness but lately, everyone and everything has been driving me nutzo.  I feel like it’s mostly just that time.  But, some of my customers have just been testing my patience lately.   It’s like I want to tell them that they are being a big giant bag of dicks but I can’t.  Or sometimes that one friend who consistently needs that nudge of “hey bro, you’re being a dick”…. Well, DICKSBYMAIL.com have done it.  “an anonymous package will be sent to your target containing 2 things; A 5oz bag of delicious gummy candy penises, and a note exclaiming ‘EAT A BAG OF DICKS’. Nothing More. Nothing Less.”

I’m so glad someone finally came up with this, to show the dicks what’s up.

I haven’t had any friends that deserve this but I will keep it in mind just in case.  *i’ve got my eye on you*

Check out: http://dicksbymail.com/ to send your anonymous bag of dicks out.

NS Novelties Bare Bondage

I’m really into minimal bondage, just light play, straight and to the point. But, nothing too extreme. Maybe it’s because everything always tend to look too “hot topic” for my taste.  Finding any type of restraint system that has minimal bells and whistles is a mission and a half.

NS Novelties has their new Bare Bondage line and I’m in awe of how simple and plain it is.  The Bare Bondage line is extremely Uni-sex and makes for matching to lingerie a cinch.  😉

They came out with this commercial and I thought it was pretty neat… until the end when Bruce Venture went a little overboard with the whole “Fifty shades of  grey” type of look.   lol Maybe it’s just me but I think he’s the type that looks better naked than with a suit on.  Either way, love the new collection and love the commercial only the parts with the girl.

I want to get HOG WILD!! Wet® Boink N’ Oink Bacon Flavored Lubricant™ grabbed my attention

I’m such a sucker for packaging.   I’ve seen the whole bacon lube thing done before but it has been brought to my attention that Wet had a Bacon lube. Wet® Boink N’ Oink Bacon Flavored Lubricant™ to be exact. I searched it immediately and … that pig on the packaging.  Dat Pig tho…  SO DAMN CUTE. The place I usually go to for buying my stuff is out of stock of this right now but this is definitely on my shopping list haha

I think I just want it for the bottle but it’s a must have to give as a gag/ novelty gift… unless you are a bacon fan like me.  I’m hoping the taste won’t make me vom haha

But, last year…I saw that they had microwaveable bacon popcorn… and I didn’t have a microwave, so I seriously went out and bought a new microwave just to try the popcorn. lol  I think this might be another one of my silly impulse buys.  Thanks Wet… just take my money!

HASHTAG #### BACON ON EVERYTHING.

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“Boink n’ Oink” lol I think I need to find a partner so I can “0ink”.