Category Archives: Rants and Raves!

The place were I go to talk about new and upcoming Lubes, Lotions, STRAPS n more! Where I can talk about sex toys and products that I’d love to share with others. The place were normal talk about such a topic isn’t normal so I’ll just put it here.

OBob| Your new Battery Operated Boyfriend.

I’m such a fan of the novelty aspect of sex toys.   Especially, ones that are clever, punny and would look adorable on my nightstand or even the toys that are incognito and disguised in plain sight.

Screaming O always has a fun choice of toys that cater to my addiction.  This time it’s the OBob, Your new Battery Operated Boyfriend.  I can’t wait to snag this hottie later when it comes out. 🙂

Check out this little teaser video:

😉 I’ll be sure to update/review when I get my hands on one of this guys.

Gballs² App

images-img-2.2I just recently got my hands on this awesome little Gem!  It’s another innovative sex toy / kegel exerciser!  It really sparked my interest since they combined my favorite things!  CUTE FACTOR, techy stuff and making it affordable for an everyday girl.

The Gballs² are a kegel ball set that includes kegel balls that have a sensor that vibrates when squeezed internally with an app. The vibrations allow you to really feel if you are squeezing the proper muscles down there.  The Gballs² are made out of a silicon that is smooth and soft to the touch.  It can be easily inserted and isn’t ginormous like some kegel balls out there.   The weight isn’t too heavy since it only weighs a measly 54g, aka it won’t feel like you just put kettle balls in you.  Whenever, I’ve explained traditional kegel balls, I usually say it’s like lifting weight for your vag.  But,  these trainer balls focus on just the action of working out your pc muscles, so I’d say it’s more like toning yoga instead of vigorous weight lifting.  The vibration feedback is a friendly reminder after each rep that you’re on the way to healthier pc muscles.  The Balls have a rechargeable function that Gballs2 allows them to be smaller in size.  It’s only  3.25″ long to be inserted and 1.25″ wide.  Not overbearing at all.  (( and always remember your vag isn’t a big black hole… it isn’t going to get lost up there.))

overview-img-1Now, to get to my favorite part!  Even though you can use The Gballs² solo, it can also be partnered with the app!  It connects with a wireless bluetooth that allows you to sync up to your new “personal sex fitness trainer”!

properties-img-1If you have a smart phone (…Dear god I hope you do.  If my mom has a smart phone… you should too haha). Visit your apple App Store or Google Play Store, search Magic Kegel and download the free app.

Ta-dah! You just downloaded your new sex-fitness trainer! haha  The app is pretty user friendly and just screamed to my inner cuteness factor.   What’s even better… you don’t need the balls to use the app.  So, if you’re on the run and you don’t have the balls on you, you can still get your workout in. The app has a little girl as the app’s mascot to encourage you.  You begin by taking a test to see what course might be suitable for you.  They have six courses to choose from entry level, honeymoon, Planning a Baby, Young mom, Muscle Recovery and Hot lover.  ;P I got Hot Lover.

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properties-img-3I usually squeeze to the bass line of songs but this fitness course made me concentrate more.  The exercise training really didn’t take much time out of my day.  They also made a game out of it and you get badges for completing your training and who doesn’t love that haha.

The badges give a person a sense of motivation and I know that a lot of my girlfriends and women in general need that.  Being able to track your progress with a little guidance can make it worthwhile.

The Gballs²  are around the $100 range, which is a smidgen cheaper than other Kegel exercisers that are similar.  This toy isn’t going to completely break the bank BUT~!  if it helps with the end results of better pc muscles, I think it’s worth it. 😉  Gballs² sensor balls and app  combo is more user friendly and I think that’s a big deal. I guess, the whole look of it looks way more inviting and doesn’t look like a chore to do a workout.

Anyways, Gballs² is way cool. Be sure to check it out! I think this is one of the first kegel balls I’ve been excited about in awhile and know that you all would probably enjoy it too ^_^ <3

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Anal Unicorn Toys!

I love playing with toys all the time, but not in the appropriate and correct purpose they were made for.  Like what? I love pretending to be a unicorn.  ((I kinda have a thing for unicorns… mermaids… and vampires… yeah, I have the mentality of a teenage girl. Get off my back. :P))

I did an anal workshop last month,  and I was asked what my favorite anal toys were.  But there are too many to name!

So, I’m going to post my favorite anal toys that I like to be a Butt unicorn with and… to stick on my forehead while galloping around work. haha

Butt Unicorn: A magical human who is a rare breed who likes butt play.

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Triple Play Beaded Butt Plug By Glas

Length: 3.94″  Width: .75″ ((Size varies since it’s blown glass))

My  favorite is the Triple Play Beaded Butt Plug” By Glas.   This  high-quality tempered glass butt plug is great for Anal Play.  Since, it’s made out of glass, you can use any type of lubricant you want with it.  It has a smooth surface and just glides right on in.  Paired with Pjur’s Back Door Silicone lubricant, this makes anal play of insertion and relaxing for penetration a hell of a lot easier. Aside, from the functionality, The Triple Play Beaded Butt Plug is aesthetically appealing. The picture above and the box’s image does not do it justice.   In the center of the toy, it has  an almost holographic swirl.  😉  If you see it in person, it just radiates Butt Unicorn qualities.

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Your Highness Vibrating Dildo by Pleasure Works

Length: 5.25″ Width: 1.125″
Battery: LR44

This Dildo is a great all in one! 😛  It  can be used for vaginal or anal penetration.  It has a great base that can be harness compatible for pegging.  It’s slim for beginner’s to get the feel of a toy and isn’t too harsh on the eye. Your Highness has a removeable bullet to add pleasure to the receiver or partner if using a harness. ^_^ It’s made out of a high quality silicone. How can you say no!?

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Quaker Anal Vibe by Vedo

Length: 8.25″ Width: 1.37″
Battery: 1-AAA

I was so impressed by this anal vibe the first time I ever encountered it.  It’s soft silicone exterior and small base make anal look like a breeze! haha  The Quaker has a small “gently rounded tip” great for insertion and has a gradual increase to the beads.  The vibration has  a soft “buzzy” vibration with 12 different patterns.  It comes in a few different colors but that black looks so sleek.

My runner ups are these purple goodies down below.

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Vibratex Beadazzled
Cal Exotics Silicone Flexi Risque Triples
Cal Exotics Silicone Flexi Risque Triples

 

^_^ hope you enjoyed my top 3 unicorn horns or anal toys… or whatever you want to call it.   Are there any unicorn toys you like? Hit me up and let me know your fave! I’d love to know what’s your jam!

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Earth Day

The last thing you think about when it comes to having sex and using sex toys is being conscientious about your carbon footprint left on earth.

So, this year’s Earth Day, I’m just going to share a few things that you can tweak in your love life while helping mother earth at the same time!

  • Save up and invest in quality sex toys! Getting a great sex toy has so many benefits both long-term and short term!
    If you decide to buy a vibrator, grab one that has quality material and is possibly rechargeable.  Quality sex toys have a longer lifespan, so you won’t have to replace the toy constantly.  This decreases in waste (Wall-E will love you for it!) and battery consumption!  Single use batteries and Rechargeable batteries have toxic and hazardous materials inside which means itshould be recycled.  But many people usually have a  “fuggit” mentality and just toss them in the trash  AAAND the same goes for old sex toys that die.  Decrease waste by having nice things! haha How can you say no to that?!?  haha

    • So, grab a toy that is non-toxic, hypoallergenic, high grade premium materials. Some of the best vibrating toys are made with 100% premium silicone!  If you’re looking for a vibrating dong.  Choose one with a removable bullet because then once that bullet dies you can just replace that instead of the whole darn thing!
    • Another great material for toys is Glass!  It’s one of the most hygienic material out there and it can be broken down and recycled.
    • USB powered Vibrating toys decrease on batteries as well! They aresignificantly cheaper than rechargeable and you can use them while you’re browsing porn on your computer. 😛  There isn’t a lot of the menu for these type but my faves are:
    • Wood Toys!  If you wanna be ultra hippy and love beautifully crafted sex toys visit: http://nobessence.com.
      NobEssence™ sculptures are organic, waterproof and hypo-allergenic. Our sustainably farmed woods are firm from the start – warming to your passion and retaining your heat.  NobEssence™ exotic hardwood sculptures deliver uniquely luxurious sensations –firm, silky smooth, clean and visually irresistible.”
    • Another cool toy material is Stone! Laid has Stone toy made from granite and it is the perfect shape for the body to be a Smoooooth operator.
  • Grab some condoms that are made with natural, Fair Trade rubber!  Latex is Latex and you may not see the direct result of it but why not grab condoms that are fair trade and good for the laborers who go to the rubber trees!  Fair Trade rubber does cost alittle bit more but it helpsthe quality of life for the workers with all the things we take for granted like clean drinking water, electricity, having a roof over their head and education!  Remember these brands the next time you need to grab a pack of condoms!
  • Grab a lubricant that is an all natural or organic alternative.   There are somany different options now in comparison toa couple years back.  Older lubricants had so many filler ingredients that were petroleum based, or hadparabens. So, now! you can now just be completely knock those off your shopping list.   Also, you don’t haveto be a hippy and only use coconut oil.    There are many lubricants that might make your vagina so much more happier.  The following are a few of my favorites <3 they are latex & polyisoprene condom compatible, toy safe and are friendly for your body!
  • Can’t forget the BDSM folk! and For all those Flogging lovers! No need to fear there is at least a fabulous flogger out there made from Recycled Rubber!

Hopefully, these tips for tweaking your shopping list will give you a little bit of motivation to giving Mother Earth the attention and love she deserves.

Forplay’s new fetish collection is out!

It’s a sign.  After watching that Nicki Minaj’s Only music video AND with Forplay‘s new collection that is fetish inspired, I just want to play dress up.

At first glance, I was on the fence with Forplay’s new collection. Partially, since everyone and their mom’s are coming out with more “fetish” looking clothing to feed the Fifty shades cravings.  But, I found some of their pieces looked like they were trying too hard but other stuff was on point.  I hope to see it in person soon! This line gots me curious in all kinds of ways.

I picked out 5 of my favorites below. ^_^  Check out forplay’s website for their whole Fetish lingerie line.

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I just went to Vegas this last weekend, and even though this isn’t club gear, this is the type of stuff I’d wear to go out clubbing.  Maybe I’m a ho, but damn I wanna order some of the pieces just to go to Vegas.  (the skirts and more clothed items… of course haha #ratchetgear)

Bag of Dicks – sent anonymously

gummy_penis_300_largeI’m not sure if i’m just an emotional ball of madness but lately, everyone and everything has been driving me nutzo.  I feel like it’s mostly just that time.  But, some of my customers have just been testing my patience lately.   It’s like I want to tell them that they are being a big giant bag of dicks but I can’t.  Or sometimes that one friend who consistently needs that nudge of “hey bro, you’re being a dick”…. Well, DICKSBYMAIL.com have done it.  “an anonymous package will be sent to your target containing 2 things; A 5oz bag of delicious gummy candy penises, and a note exclaiming ‘EAT A BAG OF DICKS’. Nothing More. Nothing Less.”

I’m so glad someone finally came up with this, to show the dicks what’s up.

I haven’t had any friends that deserve this but I will keep it in mind just in case.  *i’ve got my eye on you*

Check out: http://dicksbymail.com/ to send your anonymous bag of dicks out.

The Semenette, a Realistic Ejaculating Sex Toy

The Semenette just caught my eye recently and thought I’d share since I’d really like this crowdfunding project to succeed.

The Semenette is basically the toy that I get asked for on a regular basis.  It is a realistic, phallic looking Dong with the ability to reenact an ejaculating penis aka A Squirting dildo! yay! haha  The Creator, Stephanie Berman was brilliant! She literally took all the qualities that a person wanted in a squirting toy and put it all in one.

There aren’t that many squirting toys out there that  I pay much attention much to.  Mainly, since they have more of a novelty feel to them.  Not only am I talking about the appearance of them, like how some  have crazy muscle men looking veins and what not. But, the quality and actually functionality in it isn’t as up to par.  I don’t want to get into a comparing game, but since their concept makes sense.

The Semenette is made from silicone, soooo no worries on having those materials made from WHO KNOWS WHAT.  Which really helps with the hygienic factor.  The way they created the squirting bulb looks better than accordion pumps or the squirting dicks where you can’t really clean the inside and have to soak up the lube like an old school water fun by squeezing and hoping you got enough in there.

This multi-tasking dildo is great on so many levels for pegging, cum play, Erectile dysfunction and partners who want to conceive.  The Base looks bigger and stable for being harness compatible.  The squirting function is great for cum play for all those bukake lovers.  The realistic function and look are great for those with erectile dysfunction and want to please their partner is that jizzy type of way. 😛  I also like the fact that you can make love with your partner and possibility of you actually creating a baby boo from pleasure and not a doctor’s office.

Go check out their crowdfunding site to see it for yourself on INDIEGOGO.  They also have their own site at SEMENETTE.COM.

I hope this thing does well, I know so many people that this would help out. ^_^

Prince Willy Yum Dong

There are no words. lol  I just can’t stop staring at this toy. JUUUST plain wishing I had some random friend to buy it for as a gag gift.  TS1004027

“Get your knickers in a twist for a right royal shagging from his royal hornyness. The mighty, royal dildo measures a full 6 inches in length with a meaty 1.75 inches in diameter and is made from PVC. The accompanying crown-shaped cock ring is also PVC and can be used with or without the dong.”

The packaging is just amazing and that random crown cock ring is just the icing on the cake.  It’s not something I’d be like YEAH I wanna try that! but it’d be perfect to throw at someone for a birthday gag gift.

This is going to be one of those posts where I just wanted someone to giggle like a schoolgirl with me. so ….please do. 😛

Go-Go Rabbit Massager by NS Novelties

NSN-0206-11_go-go_rabbit-white_box_lowNS Novelties has got me hooked once again with their most recent endeavor, the Go-Go Rabbit Massager.  This clit commander is just OOZING with cute factor.   Once again, NS Novelties is sticking with the rabbit theme similar to their Muse.  But, I think they upgraded, (from what I can see) the few kinks that I was a bit bothered about the Go-Go’s cousin, The Muse.

The Go-Go Rabbit Massager just recently came out, so I haven’t got my hands on it just yet but the release day was just a smidgen ago. Hopefully, I’ll be able to see it in person soon.  For now, I just get to look around their site and see all the specs and the info they feel like sharing.

The Go-Go Rabbit apparently has two motors with eight patterns of vibration.  “Each ear is firm yet flexible to deliver unlimited combinations of pleasure. Made of body-safe silicone rechargeable and completely waterproof. “

It’s a measly 1.5″ x 5″ which makes it nice and compact.  I’m hoping that the new shape of the ears will be a little more easier to use to contour to the clit and maybe for my friend’s sake the led eyes aren’t as “creepy” like the Muse. ( haha I personally think it’s cute and don’t mind it.  How can you not love it’s eyebrows bouncing around with you!) The GoGo Rabbit seems  to look like the entire body is made of silicone for a nice soft finish! No hard materials anywhere, which is a plus.  It’s claiming to be waterproof but I’m wondering if it is more splashproof and they have the “needle” charging adapter that you have to stick in.

Too many questions. Too much excitement.  Thanks a lot NS Novelties 😛 the anticipation is driving me crazy. haha

 

****edit: Sad News They Discontinued this item. 🙁

VIVID RAW: The Super Model Date

flash1A little while ago, I found out about Cal Exotic’s new line of male masturbator toys, Vivid Raw!

They are completely geared towards male customers with the rugged packaging including the fun, crass language on the boxes! (it was seriously almost at Pipedream status :P).  The line has multiple Love Dolls, Handheld Strokers and  infamous lifelike butt masturbators… and they really are life size!

The only use I have for these toys would probably to use the assterbator’s as bong drums… or using the love dolls to get away with driving in the Car Pool lanes. haha But when they came into my work VIVIDRAW_still02to film something for the toys I couldn’t help but want to post up the video (below). The video that CalExotics and Vivid made to show how dorky this lovedoll is… gave me a quick giggle since ” Eric Prince” turned into “Lars“.

… at least the beautiful masterpiece I drew of a WeVibe 4 plus got a cameo in the background!  😉

 

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I did check out all the items in this line and I do have to say they are pretty awesome! well… minus the lovedolls… those always creep me out. 😛

As for the quality of the strokers, they seem legit and they used “Pure Skin material” to give it more of a life like effect.  All of them have a pretty cool grip and the interior of the masterbators are ribbed!  A few of them have some extra perks, like double enders, a handheld stroker that can be heated and a few that have vibration options!  They even have a one year warranty. so! DUHH! hey guys! why not grab one and lemme know what you think?

… well minus the love dolls, ok Lars?