RANTING! My coworker and I were sitting around looking at random adult product magazines and we started pondering about all the Sex toys that are out there but we aren’t sure if we would try it out.
We both agreed and the first thing that popped in my head was the Eroscillator. Not saying it’s a bad toy, because remember I already said I’ve never tried it. I had a mini pro’s and con’s list going but my main Pro… was
*drum roll and pull out the nerd carpet*
…it reminded me of something the Mondoshawan from The Fifth Element would use. 0_0 yeah, I said it. haha TOTALLY NOT A BAD THING.
The Eroscillator’s color and shape is what made me really think it looked like a Mondoshawan masterpiece. Different than the usual phallic shaped toys, big headed wands and typical bullet eggs out there, this toy does stand out for it’s design. Probably why I always remember it and the main reason I would want to get this toy. The various attachments makes it seem like it would have it’s perks but I don’t know why it just seems like a glorified electric toothbrush. lol I’ve seen it in person and honestly wasn’t that impressed. The plastic seemed a bit cheesey and I guess for the price I was expecting a more. Sonicare electric toothbrushes are the same price and that cleans my teeth lol… this toy’s only job is just to vibe. *snob moment* The Eroscillator also has a large assortment of attachments, which I noticed you can’t just buy one single attachment you might want, they make you buy packs. Which is annoying because personally I think there is only like a couple that would only really interest me with that type of toy. BUT! at least it’s not just a one trick pony type of toy. You can get so much more out of it.
con? Eroscillator’s website made me feel like it was a “As seen on TV” type of deal.
30-Day Money back guarantee:
Only on Eroscillator.com
You will love your Eroscillator. And in the unlikely event that you don’t, just send it back. Unused devices are fully refunded. Used devices incur a 20% sanitary disposal fee. This offer is only available here on Eroscillator.com.”
With that smacked on the site I can’t tell if it’s a gimmick shit product or if it’s fabulous and they just KNOW i’m going to love it. lol It’s been around for awhile and many have thought it was the bee knee’s. For the price of $139.95, and the longevity it’s been around it must be offering something others aren’t. Right?!? I don’t know.
I’m SOOOOO IF-y on this vibrator, I seriously can’t decide if I like it or not.
I might just have to suck it up someday and try it. While permanently storing it in a box that is The Fifth Element themed, OF COURSE. 😛