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Yeast is the Beast by Love Bug Probiotics: Mission Initiated

If you are a Vagina owner, sometimes you go through so many emotions owning one.  At times, you feel like a queen of the world being an empowered goddess who have the magical ability to have multiple orgasms while you stand at the top of your pedestal… Pointing…. and laughing at the penis owners at their orgasm ratios in comparison to your golden pussy.  Other times, you want to dump your vagina on the side of the road and hope for an upgrade since they can be such a temperamental possession to own.

Urinary Tract Infections – Bacterial vaginosis – Yeast Infections.

The trio of death that can arise at any given moment and  Sometimes, even just the thought of some nasty dirty sex adventure fantasies in your head automatically gives you a UTI, BV or YI.  You can just breathe and your vagina decides to do whatever the hell it wants.

If I can help my vag health to prevent those dreaded situations, why not!  I’ve mentioned to many girls, your sexual health also reflects what you put into your body and self-care.   I have a regimen of pills I take to supplement my body but I always like to see what else I can get myself into.   I always like to try new things and let you guys know what I’m getting into.  My current probiotic is running low and  I discovered Love Bug Probiotics a little while back.  I was investigating and this might be my next venture.

Mission Try Yeast is the Beast by LoveBug Probiotics Supplement Initiated!

 

This proprietary blend of probiotics is designed to promote optimal urinary tract health. It contains Lactobacillus strains that work to produce lactic acid, lowering the pH of the vagina to make it acidic and therefore inhospitable to harmful pathogens. Additionally, the novel Cran-Gyn™ (Cranberry Extract) additive helps squelch growth of bad bacteria from taking hold; it contains cranberry extract and D-mannose.

Yeast is a Beast can also help streamline a woman’s digestive function, immune response and yeast levels. Like our other probiotics, this supplement incorporates BIO-tract® technology to ensure as many organisms survive digestion and reach the digestive tract to do their work.

On top of my current eating habits, that vary from great to not so great leaning on horrible. Haha I like to take supplements for preventative measures.  “Yeast is the Beast” seems like a blend of preventative measures and solution.  This particular blend includes D-mannose, a natural supplement that my co-worker swears by when dealing with UTIs.  I’m willing to try it even after knowing in some people D-mannose may cause diarrhea, loose stool and bloating.  But, everyone reacts differently.

On their website they have a plan, where monthly you’d have a 30 day supply delivered to you, free shipping on all orders, a 3 month gut-health learning course, monthly health and nutrition newsletters, exclusive access to product promotions and the ability to cancel anytime.  This plan is $27.95 but if you want to save a buck (literally) it is available on Amazon for  $26.95.   I might dive into their plan going direct with them since  for another dollar, I can get their learning course, newsletter and I can just cancel if it’s not my thing.

I’m planning on swooping this up in a week and i’ll track my progression with you all to see if you might want in on this. 🙂

My hands are so rough…What does a girl have to do to give him a handjob without feeling like a cheese grater?

“…It’s embarrassing. My hands are so rough because of  work and they are rougher than his.  I want to touch him without being embarrassed. What does a girl have to do to give him a handjob without feeling like a cheese grater?  I’m sure his penis is confused when I give him a blowjob since my hand feels like a man but my mouth feels like a woman…”

Holy crap, woman. I love you hahaha You went from 0 to 100 and it made reading my messages so entertaining this morning. For once it’s not another butt stuff question. Haha. First off, I think you are fabulous for being a woman who works with her hands.

I’m sure everyone and their moms are telling you with their bougie voices, “OHHHH just get a manicure!!!” 0_0 I get it. You’re not alone, I have a body builder galfriend who has the same woes as you. Manicures aren’t going to fix the constant roughness and I don’t expect you to plan your sex life around your last skin treatment.

Like most things in the adult toy industry, there are products out there that you didn’t even know existed. Haha Some require a bit of prep work and are a bit …different looking.  I know in the back of your head, you’re wishing you could just replace your hands or cove glove and you’re good! …and when I say funky… I really mean it.

The reason I think they are funky isn’t because of their purpose, it’s because I’m judging a book by its cover.  They make it so you have to literally put yourself out there and put on your most sexy face on, put some skanky lingerie and some “f*ck me” hells on because the contraptions look like your going to attack his junk and it’s gonna hurt hahaha it’s not… but it looks like it.  I don’t personally know you but from what you’re asking for these might not be it. But I’m gonna show you anyways so I’m not leaving anything out. This gloves are literally squishy similar to the material of stretchy cock rings. So, you’d have to lube your hands up a bit to put it on or else your hands are going to be skidding on in. Then, you lube up his member with a water-based lubricant and get down to handjob town. They can be used on you as well, if you like to play crotch dj on yourself. BUT, they look like a hot mess. Almost like you’re trying too hard, which isn’t sexy. Thus, the reason why you might have to compensate looking sexy because this glove will put you down a few notches on the sexy scale. Haha He might not even think it’s that big of deal in comparison to you. But let’s keep the ball rolling.

What I’d love to recommend is just getting a sleeve. They come in all shapes, colors, sizes, and various textures. It’s a bit easier to just grab a sleeve, insert it and stroke it. Sleeves also allow you to be able to gauge on how much pressure you’d like to give him.

Made by the folks at Blush Novelties, this small stroker enhances a handy with its ribbed inside and is Glow in the Dark!

I think the ones that literally the size of your palms and are only a couple of inches are perfect! It won’t take away too much from the visual appeal of the hand job and make it look like you aren’t shoving his dick in some weird rubber orfice.

The ultimate BJ Helper from Doc Johnson. A small sleeve with soft massaging beads inside to give great shaft pleasure.

These smaller sleeves are great if you want to do a handjob and blowjob combo since it allows space for your mouth on top. Which is also helpful if you want the effect that you’re deepthroating but you just can’t get it all in there so you can stroke the shaft and give him pleasure that way as well.

Softest glove you’ll ever love! Haha Simple and straight to the point. It’s a masturbation sleeve. That’s all haha

There are longer sleeve for the more well endowed man… OR! To cover the penis completely and won’t let your hand scrape him up “cheese grater style”. Haha 😛 It also is nice to give a great massage on the head of the penis going up and down since it’ll feel like its being inserted into whatever hole his imagination is working with.

This stroker has been a big seller to many men. Doc Johnson got it right when it came to this one for the larger penis owners. 😀

Keep in mind some of the longer sleeves have an open end and others have a closed end for easier cleanup.

Vibrates has this “love glove” called Maven and it’s a closed ended masturbation sleeve. It looks like a some sea creature out of water but it does the trick!

 

Oldie but goodie! This has been around for awhile but customer keep coming back for it.

You could also just go the Fleshlight route but it really depends because it’s not in true handy-fashion. Haha

If you feel you can get away with trying a super awesome lubricant. Why not try using Stroke 29.

This masturbation cream has one mission in life and that is just to stroke a dick. It’s not made for sex or condoms but it’s a hit for a man’s solo time!

This masturbation cream  has natural oils in it so I don’t recommend hopping on after your hand-y session since it’ll mess up with your vag’s ph balance.  Stick to hands since the ingredients aren’t compatible with normal stuff like condoms.  This cream gives enough friction to give pleasure but glides for great sensation. I’ve had several male customers become fans of it.

I gave a handful of suggestions of adult products you can try. You can snag any of these online or at your nearest adult boutique. They will have many other similar items. Just remember if you guys have a latex allergy you might have to choice a stroker made out of silicone (I can send recommendations if that’s the case). I commend you for trying your best to pleasure your man even against all odds haha and I hope this helped! <3


If anyone would like to try out a trial size packet of Stroke 29, I can snail mail it to you! Just send me a $1 for postage 😀

Go to: https://cash.me/$hankypankyharlot and under “optional note” write your Name & mailing address! <3 I’ll mail it the following day!

“I lost my Magic Wand charging cord when I moved, where can I get a replacement?”

“I lost my Magic Wand charging cord when I moved, where can I get a replacement? “

Toys nowadays are transitioning into the lovely rechargeable era.  Where the whole toy or partial of the toy is rechargeable. As much as we want to say Sayonara to batteries… there are moments like these when we will still need them or want to praise them.  Like when? The times when you forget to charge your toy OR the lovely times when you lose the charging cord and you just need a quickie! Haha

I’ve lost a bunch of chargers before haha but thank god the other toys I have from the line are compatible. The same can’t be said for the Magic Wand rechargeable version. Haha It’s a pretty unique charger so…

This post is for the THREE lovely ladies that misplaced your cord!  Don’t toss your Rechargeable Magic Wand out just yet!  and don’t fret and listen to all those other people who keep telling you that you “HAVE” to just buy a new Magic wand.  Save your moneyzzzz!

Check out the Good Vibrations website!
They sell just the charger cable cord by itself!
It’s only $24.95 

There are other websites that sell the charging cord but they are a smidgen higher in price.

 

I know some of you hate buying things online, so I’m working on getting it in person but if you want it ASAP,  snag a cord from the reputable Good Vibrations website.

Hope that helps out you wand princesses!

Treat Yo Self: A Self-love and masturbation workshop

It’s been a hot minute since I’ve done a workshop.  What better way to get back into it than to feature it on Self-Love and Masturbation!  Something fun and perfect for errrr-body!

This is one of those moments where we are going to acknowledge that not only is masturbation important but the small things that make us feel good.  I hate saying the phrase “Self-Love” since it sounds cheesey but it’s the one thing many people don’t think do on a daily basis.  They think of others, they expect love from someone else but what they fail to realize is their own love for their selves matter more.  Going out of your way to do or get material things that make you smile, needs to happen every once and awhile.  Reward yourself for little accomplishments and life becomes THAT much more brighter!

Got out of bed? Have an orgasm! Lol Let’s snag yourself a new vibe, get a new lube,  find different ways to crotch dj it up! Come stop by and treat yo self!

 

WeVibe Charger Cable Hack

When you buy something new and exciting, you automatically think of all the cool new features and tech-y things it can do.  Our minds tend to slip of the information and the things that come along with it like up keep, warranties, etc. etc.  Then, the one main feature is the one thing that might hinder your use of it or even annoy you, like being rechargeable.

One of my favorite adult toy companies out there is We Vibe but sometimes their charging cord and adapter really likes to irk me at times, almost as much as Fun Factory’s charging adapter too.  Both have a magnetic adapter that snaps together connect the USB power cord to the toy.

So you can imagine my frustration when, I’ve walked away for a couple hours with the thought in mind that my toy is comfortably charging this entire time… to come back and find that it’s completely dead still since I didn’t have the connectors hit perfectly.

The cords have been wrapped tight to be shipped and stored away in the pretty packaging but it takes a hot minute for it to unwrap, de-kink and stay straight.  You can always go the “Put a heavy book on it route” or! You can do my little troubleshooting hack!

Very rarely do I recommend you to keep the box to a toy (unless they are the crazy type that require to have it for their warranty) .  But this time I think it’s a great idea if you have a Wevibe Tango or Touch!  The box it comes in has the perfect small indention for the cord to weave through and it won’t wiggle like a worm.   Just a small hack I tend to do when the cords just don’t seem to like to stay in place. ;P If you decorate the box, it also help for discretion while charging.

Hope that helps all you kiddos out there! <3 <3 <3

Rubber Johnny Shaped Pencil Eraser

RubberJohnnyShapedEraser_02I’m a big fan of Groupon.com, a deals website where you can find everything under the sun including… Erasers! … in the shape of condoms haha

I was browsing the site for pencils and drawing supplies and I stumbled on these erasers.  Another fun novelty to stash in case you don’t want any one to walk away with one of your erasers.

Check out this cool link and grab yourself a pack to “prevent mistakes”.

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Consensual Sex Activity Check off List

alright aaaaaaaalright, I’m FINALLY posting this up.

It’s a Consensual Sex Activity list!  This is a basic list that has activities where you can see what might interest you or not.

I know that a lot of people find these type of lists silly, but I find that it really helps when you want to talk to your partner when you want to see what they are all about and vice versa.

When, you discuss this with your partner.  Come into this with an open mind and heart.  There may be things that you are into which will make your partner cringe.  OR enhance the relationship. If you haven’t tried it, but know it will be hot to try out with your partner since they might be into it, put it in the neutral or maybe yes column.  Then, Research! and see if that might be something you’d really be down with.

The, Maybe No’s and definite No’s are a great way to communicate and start discussing with your partner. It will open a line of communication where you will both either agree on the same thing or form an understanding of why one partner might be so into such activity.  You may not even know that there is something out there that exists and might spark that bedroom adventure spark!

Click here to download:
Consensual Sex Activity Check off List

Just filling out the list is almost as awkward as having the talk with you partner, if you aren’t at that level yet.  A fun way to make it into a game is to fill them out.  Then, cut out the Definite Yes! activities and put it into a jar and when you guys want to plan your next sex adventure you can just draw out one of the activities from the jar to try out and to keep things interesting.  The, Maybe and neutrals can be done when you’re feeling extra adventurous.  But, of course please plan accordingly haha.

😉

Trey Songz- Panty Wetter

I just added a few songs by Trey Songz to my Slow Grind playlist.   Let me just say, Trey Songz is seriously the Slow Grind king.  Majority of all his songs just puts you in that “ooo baby making music” mood.

Let these Basics take over your Senses this Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s day is just around the corner and a mix of emotions might be coming over you.  You either love the holiday or loathe it.  Since everyone associates Valentine’s Day with going over the top with materialistic things, they usually end up with gifts that are literally going to add pounds to your bum or end up in the trash two days later.   What people forget is that Valentine’s Day is about showing your feelings to your partner and expressing it in every way possible whether it’s physical or mentally.

Couples tend to forget that going back to the basics can be the most effective way to connect with each other.  The simplest, most basic little notions might be the trick to spice things up instead of going over the top with sky writing and cutting down every flower within a ten mile radius.

Let’s face it – Valentine’s Day “kits” tend to be a little much, but it is all about how you use them.   These cheesey yet most effective sensual tools will create a different experience and light that flame of passion.

Be prepared with everything beforehand, whether that means having the array of “tools” you might want to indulge in handy as well as knowing how to use said tools.  Even though, this is one day out of the year that you want to make special, it’d be nice to grab fun stuff that you’ll be able to use again and again. So, grab that pad of paper and pencil and jot down a  sexy shopping list with some of these fun bedroom props.

Let your bodies do the talking and put those 5 senses to good use!