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“I lost my Magic Wand charging cord when I moved, where can I get a replacement?”

“I lost my Magic Wand charging cord when I moved, where can I get a replacement? “

Toys nowadays are transitioning into the lovely rechargeable era.  Where the whole toy or partial of the toy is rechargeable. As much as we want to say Sayonara to batteries… there are moments like these when we will still need them or want to praise them.  Like when? The times when you forget to charge your toy OR the lovely times when you lose the charging cord and you just need a quickie! Haha

I’ve lost a bunch of chargers before haha but thank god the other toys I have from the line are compatible. The same can’t be said for the Magic Wand rechargeable version. Haha It’s a pretty unique charger so…

This post is for the THREE lovely ladies that misplaced your cord!  Don’t toss your Rechargeable Magic Wand out just yet!  and don’t fret and listen to all those other people who keep telling you that you “HAVE” to just buy a new Magic wand.  Save your moneyzzzz!

Check out the Good Vibrations website!
They sell just the charger cable cord by itself!
It’s only $24.95 

There are other websites that sell the charging cord but they are a smidgen higher in price.


I know some of you hate buying things online, so I’m working on getting it in person but if you want it ASAP,  snag a cord from the reputable Good Vibrations website.

Hope that helps out you wand princesses!

Rubber Johnny Shaped Pencil Eraser

RubberJohnnyShapedEraser_02I’m a big fan of, a deals website where you can find everything under the sun including… Erasers! … in the shape of condoms haha

I was browsing the site for pencils and drawing supplies and I stumbled on these erasers.  Another fun novelty to stash in case you don’t want any one to walk away with one of your erasers.

Check out this cool link and grab yourself a pack to “prevent mistakes”.


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Silencing Slider – Cheeseburger Ball Gag from Gorge Ohwel

Anyone who knows me, understands my love for Cheeseburgers.  Anything cheeseburger themed makes my heart tickle.  So, you can’t imagine how much this adult themed cheeseburger made my heart tickle.  I HAD TO share this with gem all the fun BDSM folks out there. 😀

sliderMade in the US of A, Gorge Ohwell is the creator of these awesome Gags with a twist.  Shaped like a cheeseburger slider this mouth gag would make a great gift for a Cheeseburger connosieur aka me duuhhh. haha  I’m not one to be gagged but i’d love to add this to my collection to gag some fella in this. 😛



I stumbled across this gag on Etsy but you can also purchase this on, where they have a few more quirky gifts that are a must-have.

I’m proud of my BLACK FRIDAY purchase.

First off, I’m a freaking child.

Also, I almost forgot to share with you guys what I did a few months back.  I was a little intoxicated (duh) and did some online shopping since that’s what you do on Black Friday. You spend money on random things you don’t really need to survive. lol

This post is to tell you about my purchase I was most PROUD of.



yes. I bought a dick. A BLACK ACRYLIC DICK SHAPED KEY FOB. 😛  It was a measly dollar but oh man, was I happy in the morning when I checked my email to see a confirmation letter.  “Thanks for ordering from!!” … I actually laughed out loud that I just spend my hard earned money on a random piece of dick plastic. haha

The packaging is what really got me laughing when I received it.

I have since turned my keychain into a necklace that I wear with pride.  It’s a symbol of my immaturity, my love for penis and my love for  (Thanks guys! Your company makes me giggle and I like it.)



Be sure to check out, where you can send all your besties a Giant Cardboard Dick… just because you care. 😛blue-ball-left

Etsy Round-up: Star Wars themed

After having my crafty Star Wars moment,  I was browsing and came across a whole lot o’ awesomeness on etsy.  All things that I think I need in my collection or you might possibly need too. 😉

Follow Hanky Panky Harlot’s board Star Wars XXX on Pinterest.

Be sure to check out these Etsy shops, they have a large selection of other great items.

Art by Sphinx

Art is such a big part of everyone.  It’s a reflection of a person’s soul and a beautiful way to share the world what they see or feel in their own light.  I think that a person’s sexuality and body is nature’s work of art.  Always different, always changing but always beautiful in any shape or form. So, what better way to celebrate and capture it than with inspired artwork.  I recently visited an erotic art show and discovered the beautiful artist, Sphinx.  Both beautiful on the inside and out, Sphinx was a pleasure to meet.

I love to share artists that I become fascinated with, even more so when it is a local artist! <3 LA <3   Her artwork embodies being a woman and radiates femininity.   Every single piece is unique and original. Handcrafted all by herself.  She’s a clay genius and has lots of pieces on her website, Art by Sphinx.  But my favorite pieces made by her are the erotic flowers pendants she makes!  Wearable art.  Erotic yet still PG since it looks lovely rose. ^_^


I got a lovely black and white piece since I wear nothing but black but she has a whole bunch of other pendants that come in cute purples, pinks and reds.  They are reasonably priced and can find them on her etsy, Art by Sphinx.

My necklace hangs right by my mirror and I love seeing it everyday that I had to share with you all!





Check out Art by Sphinx:

Bag of Dicks – sent anonymously

gummy_penis_300_largeI’m not sure if i’m just an emotional ball of madness but lately, everyone and everything has been driving me nutzo.  I feel like it’s mostly just that time.  But, some of my customers have just been testing my patience lately.   It’s like I want to tell them that they are being a big giant bag of dicks but I can’t.  Or sometimes that one friend who consistently needs that nudge of “hey bro, you’re being a dick”…. Well, have done it.  “an anonymous package will be sent to your target containing 2 things; A 5oz bag of delicious gummy candy penises, and a note exclaiming ‘EAT A BAG OF DICKS’. Nothing More. Nothing Less.”

I’m so glad someone finally came up with this, to show the dicks what’s up.

I haven’t had any friends that deserve this but I will keep it in mind just in case.  *i’ve got my eye on you*

Check out: to send your anonymous bag of dicks out.

emo-ticons… EMO-jis… FLIRTMOJIS!!

Heart Hands - FlirtmojiWhy be emo when you can FLIRT instead! haha 😛  I’ve always been a big fan of emoticons from back in the AOL chat room days… A/S/L??!!?? 😛  Sometimes, there isn’t any other way to show emotions or make your statement cute without adding one.


Everyone can get creative with the “regular” emojis that are out there… and I can say without a doubt my coworkers are the EPITOME of that.  lol Group texts turn into vulgar pieces of art.  So, introducing this *GEM* might be dangerous haha but I can’t wait

FLIRTMOJI is a nifty place where you can save and send all the images via text that you want to say without having to say it.  It  has such a wide variety of fun that I don’t think I will have enough moments to copy pasta them to all my friends.  Cock Rocket - Flirtmoji

On top of the fun freebies that they keep adding to the list, and you can also purchase a few more sets that might cater to you! The list is pretty enticing like teen dream, toyland, fetish 101, hotel suite, party time and BDSMS.   I got my eye on the Toyland and for only 99cents why not?

anyways, hope this made your day and Here ya go, now download it and HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Turkey - Flirtmoji

Shake Shake Tenga

downloadAttention all App Whores… make your way to your google play account now.  I was browsing the Tenga website and came across this silly app.

The Game app is called the “Shake Shake Tenga”.  They have their Tenga Mastubators on the lineup.  Pretty much you shake the hell out of your phone and get a high score. haha I guess it’s a nice way to work out your masturbating arm or your handjob stamina skills. 😛

Head over to Google Play and download it! it’s free 🙂

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182581_430862336968580_329931865_nWhat better way to say you love a person and you think they aren’t a dick…. by sending them a  DICK!  I think this is going to be my new favorite site instead of sending birthday cards, I’m going to ship my friends random dicks. haha

SHIP A DICK is a website that just mails a cardboard cut out to your friend’s mailbox. They are themed with beards, Beiber fever and Holiday accents for every occasion.   You can even put a custom message on it as well.

Head over to the site and bookmark it for your next occasion.