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Valentine’s day Gift Ideas: The Friend Edition

I know that Valentine’s Day is for Loooooovers, people in relationships, or people who are dating.  But, I love to take this day to show my friends that I love them, whether they are dating or single.

Mainly because everybody needs love and to understand that their self worth is gold and if they are my friend OBVIOUSLY they are amazing and deserve to be loved.

So, I usually stick to simple cards and every once and awhile if I want to treat them to something.  This Toy round-up is the friend edition.   For the friends that you talk to about everything including sex and only want to give them the gift of an orgasm not body grindings.

These gifts are all under $10, so you can give all your homies something.  Small. BUT! completely useful. haha But mainly for a good laugh. Hopefully, your friends have the same type of humor as me to receive a sex toy or silly valentine card.

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Bobby Grant – Ride With Us

Added this gem to my Slow Grind, Spotify Playlist.  Haven’t really looked much up on Bobby Grant, but this song grabbed me. I hope to hear more stuff come out from him if it’s anything like this one.

Total slow grinding strip down music. Enjoy 😛

 

I’m proud of my BLACK FRIDAY purchase.

First off, I’m a freaking child.

Also, I almost forgot to share with you guys what I did a few months back.  I was a little intoxicated (duh) and did some online shopping since that’s what you do on Black Friday. You spend money on random things you don’t really need to survive. lol

This post is to tell you about my purchase I was most PROUD of.

A BLACK DICK.

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yes. I bought a dick. A BLACK ACRYLIC DICK SHAPED KEY FOB. 😛  It was a measly dollar but oh man, was I happy in the morning when I checked my email to see a confirmation letter.  “Thanks for ordering from ShipADick.com!!” … I actually laughed out loud that I just spend my hard earned money on a random piece of dick plastic. haha

The packaging is what really got me laughing when I received it.

I have since turned my keychain into a necklace that I wear with pride.  It’s a symbol of my immaturity, my love for penis and my love for ShipaDick.com.  (Thanks guys! Your company makes me giggle and I like it.)

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Be sure to check out ShipaDick.com, where you can send all your besties a Giant Cardboard Dick… just because you care. 😛blue-ball-left

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Valentine’s Day Countdown!

One of my favorite holidays is Valentine’s Day!   A pretty odd holiday to love but it’s so nice that all that Valentine’s Day entails is all OPTIONAL.

So, if you do anything nice for your friends and loved ones, it means more than christmas or a birthday since those are almost a mandatory type of deal.   They usually will never expect anything since it’s geared towards couples. You can be sincere! It’s a day where you can show your true cheesey romantical side without being judged.  #BroMance

I can’t wait for all the love to come spewing out of everybody! Show your friends you care. Hell! Get them a vibrator so they can have self-love than no love at all that day!

 

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Etsy Round-up: Star Wars themed

After having my crafty Star Wars moment,  I was browsing and came across a whole lot o’ awesomeness on etsy.  All things that I think I need in my collection or you might possibly need too. 😉

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Be sure to check out these Etsy shops, they have a large selection of other great items.

The Force Awakens

With the new Star Wars movie coming out, it awakened my inner craft goddess since the last time I made some Sex Toy inspired goodies.  So, I  thought i’d share my fun nipple clamps I made the other day.  Hope you like em!

I’m being #Geeky #Kinky #Crafty again. Just finished these #starwars themed #nippleclamps. 😎 nbd

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Got a little crafty again tonight. 💅 #nippleclamps my crafty #starwars version 💛#R2D2 #c3po #nippies #Bdsm #kinkytoys

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Below are the links, in case you’d like to purchase any of them. 😀

 

 

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What is a Clitoral Arousal Gel or Enhancement Cream!?!?

Sometimes, a gal needs a little spring in her step.  Whether it’s once in a blue moon for fun or possibly when her libido needs to be a bit of a boost.

What is a Clitoral Arousal gel, Foreplay gels, Female Stimulating Gels,  Arousal Balms and Oils, Sex Arousal Creams, Clitoral Stimulants, Orgasm Creams or Clit creams…

Whatever you want to call them.

… are a great way to bring that boost to the table.  Often mistaken as a lubricant (which is for decreasing friction), an arousal gel has one sole purpose and that is to put the pedal to the metal with your orgasm.  They are a topical gel or cream that you apply a dime size amount onto your clitoral hood under, on and around it.  Rub around and it brings blood flow down to your clit, so you become more aroused and sensitive.  Which leads to you having a more heighten and faster orgasm. or well.., that’s the end goal.

Ingredients

Each arousal or enhancement gel is different but they tend to stick to the same type of ingredients. It’ll either have vasodilator or ingredients that act like a magnet for your blood to get redirected to your clit, such as:

  • L-Arginine
  • Niacin
  • Yohimbe Root
  • Ginseng

Other ingredients give a warm, pulsing and almost buzz- like effect.

  • Cinnamo-mum Zeylanicum aka Cinnamon

and some ingredients have a cooling, tingling effect to add stimulation.

  • Methyl salicylate aka wintergreen oil 🙂
  • Menthol

Either way, those ingredient’s job is to get the blood flowing where you applied it topically.   Paired with a great partner or a lovely sex toy, it can be able to heighten a sensation that you may only be getting the tip of the iceberg.

I admit, it isn’t for everyone and sometimes if you are more sensitive the ingredients might cause irritation and sometimes you might not even have any type of reaction at all.  But, for the other gals who want to try it out.  It can be pretty rocking!  A lot of adult shops carry trial sizes for a couple bucks which is the route I recommend.  You can check a couple out and see which one works well with your body and then invest in a larger quantity.  Always remember adult products don’t always have to be a crutch if there is “something wrong”, you may just want to try something to spice things up.  Why not try an arousal gel and see what your body is capable of! 🙂

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