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National Orgasm Day July 31st

National days are kind of my thing.  It’s a pleasant day to remind you of something you aren’t aware of, something that you may love or something that needs more acknowledgement.

July 31st, is National Orgasm Day. A day to appreciate something so simple yet so important.  Everyone’s life is so complicated and busy that something as treating yourself to a good orgasm gets put on the back burner.  What better way to increase your quality of life both mentally and physically by achieving an orgasm or two.

When you look at the bigger picture of the benefits of having an orgasm, you might want to set some time aside today and get to work.

  • Boost your circulation. <3
  • Improve digestion.
  • Helps protect against osteoporosis, cancer and heart disease.
  • Induces cortisol which is a natural anti-inflammatory hormone which reduces the skin inflammation and promotes healthy skin and makes you look young and carefree!
  • Builds brain function, your immune system (by fighting cells – kick that cold and flu in the butt) and repairs tissues.
  • Nip Depression in the bud.
  • Your levels of Oxycontin increase which is the bonding and “love hormone” which can increase connections and drive your passion levels.

Love yourself, get those orgasms and if you have a partner give them an orgasm too! <3

Valentine’s Day Countdown!

One of my favorite holidays is Valentine’s Day!   A pretty odd holiday to love but it’s so nice that all that Valentine’s Day entails is all OPTIONAL.

So, if you do anything nice for your friends and loved ones, it means more than christmas or a birthday since those are almost a mandatory type of deal.   They usually will never expect anything since it’s geared towards couples. You can be sincere! It’s a day where you can show your true cheesey romantical side without being judged.  #BroMance

I can’t wait for all the love to come spewing out of everybody! Show your friends you care. Hell! Get them a vibrator so they can have self-love than no love at all that day!


dwight Valentine

The Force Awakens

With the new Star Wars movie coming out, it awakened my inner craft goddess since the last time I made some Sex Toy inspired goodies.  So, I  thought i’d share my fun nipple clamps I made the other day.  Hope you like em!

I’m being #Geeky #Kinky #Crafty again. Just finished these #starwars themed #nippleclamps. 😎 nbd

A photo posted by Xox Jade 🐙💕🎀 (@hankypankyharlot) on

Got a little crafty again tonight. 💅 #nippleclamps my crafty #starwars version 💛#R2D2 #c3po #nippies #Bdsm #kinkytoys

A photo posted by Xox Jade 🐙💕🎀 (@hankypankyharlot) on

Below are the links, in case you’d like to purchase any of them. 😀







Lenny Kravitz psyched me out.

Normally, wardrobe malfunctions happen to women and I don’t really get all “goo goo gahh gahh” over it all.  But, on Monday… Lenny Kravitz had a show in Stockholm, Sweden where he literally, “Rocked out with his cock out”.   He apparently dropped it like it was hot and split his leather pants and out popped his penis.

NSFW after cut….

Continue reading Lenny Kravitz psyched me out.

National Handcuff Day

In case you didn’t know, Happy National Handcuff Day!!  I feel like it hasn’t really made a mark but this year it’s standing out a smidgen more with the whole “Fifty shades of grey” fad goin’ around.   So! Make sure you celebrate today and bust out those handcuffs and restraints tonight!

Here are a few of my favorites…. keep in mind i’m fabulously vanilla lol


fyi: Sex Store employees don’t judge you

Working in an adult store, nothing really shocks you.

I get asked the same questions OVER and OVer again, “I bet you see some really interesting/creepy/weird people in here?” or “What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever seen while working?” or anything of that nature. ((FYI… don’t go into an adult store and ask this… it gets reeeeally old haha))  It’s like people, automatically assume, we get all the creepers in the world that come in and people only buy the weirdest shit.

Then, I think. .. and not one single moment or person pops up in my head of “crazy” or “weird”.   I’ve turned to my coworkers for help when asked these things before and we have a hard time coming up with stuff.  Sometimes, it’s almost as if the “shock value” switch is broken in us.   haha I’m PRETTY DAMN SURE I see some crazy stuff but I never notice because it’s seems normal to me. haha

For awhile, I really began to worry about myself, if I was batsh*t crazy.  of course moments like that passes with quickness.  ;P  I work in an environment that is a bit different, but it’s the same idea… give customer service… educate them on product… sell them shit.  The only difference is the product I sell and my work atmosphere is just waaaaaaaaaay better! 😛

This morning, I read this mini article on this UK kid who only saw all female cashiers and instead of paying his measly £4.50 sex toy, he stole it!

It made me sad!!! Now, i’m wondering how many times a guy has wanted to buy something and hasn’t bought it with me since I’m a chick.  🙁  I know for a fact, my coworkers and I are far from judgemental.

So,  this is to all the sex store patrons out there…

We don’t judge you, don’t be embarrassed about anything you want to buy.  If you don’t know what to buy, or how to use it, Just ask! Our job is to help you, and tell ya about the stuff!  so…

  • If you buy a butt plug… No, we don’t think you’re gay.
  • If you want to buy anal lube… we don’t care what gender you’re putting it in. (we’re just glad you’re using lube instead of spit!)
  • If you’re buying a cockring… No, we don’t think you got limp dick and hell, why don’t you grab a herbal enhancement pill while you’re at it!
  • If you are buying kegel balls… No, we don’t think your puss puss is loose.   Instead we commend you, for thinking about your sexual health!
  • If you buy a huge dong…  we aren’t judging about the size… we don’t think you’re a slut! haha and if you can take in anything bigger than my fist, I think you deserve a gold star! haha

Those are just a few things, off the top of my head but I literally can pick up anything in my store and I can tell you, NO i’m not judging you if you decide to buy it.

SO!  Get over your fears and realize, sex store employees are human too, we are a little less judgemental than most ^_^ and we don’t mind talking to you about the products to help ya out in the bedroom. <3

Adventures in Squirtland

So, why are we going to talk about Adventures in Squirtland?  Well, I was talking to a girl and she was literally mortified to have sex because she was afraid of her squirting ability.  She probably thought she was alone, and even after I told her “it’s no biggie, I do too” I think she didn’t believe me.  So,  S—–  Here is my post to you 😉 I’m not a liar. I know we were short on time, so I’ll write it here.  You wanted a reason why I think it’s okay to be adventurous with your partner when it comes to SQUIRTING!!!

The Last Dragon : Bruce Leeroy GLOWingBecause it’s empowering.  It’s a different feeling and different type of orgasm.  It makes you literally feel like you have “The Last Dragon’s Glow”, all the stress in the world disappears, and you just have a moment of pure bliss.   Think of it this way, when you have an “female ejaculation” orgasm, it’s like your bodies way of high five-ing YOU for cuming!!!… and your partner for being a G and hitting that spot just right. haha

Continue reading Adventures in Squirtland

Magic Wand gave the wrong kind of Sparks

MW_ProductInfo2This past week, porn performer Missy Martinez was doing a scene and apparently was using a Magic Wand with a fellow porn performer when the Magic Wand malfunctioned.

Missy Martinez told TMZ, the Magic Wand’s “handle immediately heated up… sparks flew out of the base where the cord connects to the device.” She wrote the “personal massager’s” manufacturer, to figure out what happened.  I can understand her rage, since it’s related to her career.  She only had minor burns but no valuable parts were harmed, which is a relief.

I’m more curious, which Magic Wand they used.  The article did say it was a Hitachi Magic wand so that means it was an older model that has had some issues with before.  If it’s an older model, the malfunction makes sense.  But, Hitachi isn’t really associated with the name Magic Wand anymore and Vibratex took over that torch. Vibratex gave the old model a face lift, fixed a few of the quirks and dubbed it just the “Magic Wand Original”.   Vibratex  changed the box where it’s not all 1980s throwback looking and now it’s sleek looking.

I hope to know more about what happened. But,  if you do have a magic wand, just remember these few tips from their website. 

For safety, never handle the Magic Wand massager by the cord, and never immerse it in water, or use it in the bath or shower.  Also, do not operate it for more than 25 minutes, without switching it off to cool down for 30 minutes before switching it back on. Please see the user’s manual for complete instructions and safety warnings.

The Magic Wand massager comes with a 1-year quality warranty. For complete technical specifications click here.

“Weeds”| …reminded me to do my kegels.

I was having myself a “Weeds” marathon and loved this part with Uncle Andy. 😛  I love how open and curious he was about the kegel ball weights.

… and then his reaction was just the best.

Do you kegels gals! Prevent and maintain your goodies!

SEPTEMBER! National Prostate Health Month/National Prostate Cancer Awareness Month

This month is National Prostate Health Month/National Prostate Cancer Awareness Month.  I just wanted to be that nagging voice for men, to be a bit more aware of their bodies.  Also, it’s not a bad thing to get checked every once and awhile. 🙂

This blog’s purpose was made for an exploration of sex,  adult products and mainly the awesome part of becoming more of aware of our bodies.  So, of course why not bring to attention the male’s prostate.  A portion of a man’s body that is sometimes forgotten.

Designating a month for the issue serves the purpose of:

  • Increasing public awareness of the importance of prostate health
  • Providing easily accessible prostate health screenings
  • Educating about risk factors and symptoms of prostate related diseases and
  • Advocating for further research on prostate health issues.

<3 take a PSA test! Stick your fingers up your bum! Stimulate your prostate! Love your Prostate! 😛 /cheerleader moment done