National days are kind of my thing. It’s a pleasant day to remind you of something you aren’t aware of, something that you may love or something that needs more acknowledgement. July 31st, is National Orgasm Day. A day to appreciate something so simple yet so important. Everyone’s life is so complicated and busy that something as treating yourself to a good orgasm gets put on the back burner. What better way to increase your quality of life both mentally and physically by achieving an orgasm or two. When you look at the bigger picture of the benefits of having … Continue Reading ❤ →
One of my favorite holidays is Valentine’s Day! A pretty odd holiday to love but it’s so nice that all that Valentine’s Day entails is all OPTIONAL. So, if you do anything nice for your friends and loved ones, it means more than christmas or a birthday since those are almost a mandatory type of deal. They usually will never expect anything since it’s geared towards couples. You can be sincere! It’s a day where you can show your true cheesey romantical side without being judged. #BroMance I can’t wait for all the love to come spewing out … Continue Reading ❤ →
With the new Star Wars movie coming out, it awakened my inner craft goddess since the last time I made some Sex Toy inspired goodies. So, I thought i’d share my fun nipple clamps I made the other day. Hope you like em! I’m being #Geeky #Kinky #Crafty again. Just finished these #starwars themed #nippleclamps. nbd A photo posted by Xox Jade (@hankypankyharlot) on Dec 19, 2015 at 4:07pm PST Got a little crafty again tonight. #nippleclamps my crafty #starwars version #R2D2 #c3po #nippies #Bdsm #kinkytoys A photo posted by Xox Jade (@hankypankyharlot) on Dec 11, 2015 at 2:38am PST … Continue Reading ❤ →
Normally, wardrobe malfunctions happen to women and I don’t really get all “goo goo gahh gahh” over it all. But, on Monday… Lenny Kravitz had a show in Stockholm, Sweden where he literally, “Rocked out with his cock out”. He apparently dropped it like it was hot and split his leather pants and out popped his penis. NSFW after cut….
In case you didn’t know, Happy National Handcuff Day!! I feel like it hasn’t really made a mark but this year it’s standing out a smidgen more with the whole “Fifty shades of grey” fad goin’ around. So! Make sure you celebrate today and bust out those handcuffs and restraints tonight! Here are a few of my favorites…. keep in mind i’m fabulously vanilla lol
Working in an adult store, nothing really shocks you. I get asked the same questions OVER and OVer again, “I bet you see some really interesting/creepy/weird people in here?” or “What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever seen while working?” or anything of that nature. ((FYI… don’t go into an adult store and ask this… it gets reeeeally old haha)) It’s like people, automatically assume, we get all the creepers in the world that come in and people only buy the weirdest shit. Then, I think. .. and not one single moment or person pops up in my head of “crazy” or “weird”. … Continue Reading ❤ →
So, why are we going to talk about Adventures in Squirtland? Well, I was talking to a girl and she was literally mortified to have sex because she was afraid of her squirting ability. She probably thought she was alone, and even after I told her “it’s no biggie, I do too” I think she didn’t believe me. So, S—– Here is my post to you 😉 I’m not a liar. I know we were short on time, so I’ll write it here. You wanted a reason why I think it’s okay to be adventurous with your partner when it comes … Continue Reading ❤ →
This past week, porn performer Missy Martinez was doing a scene and apparently was using a Magic Wand with a fellow porn performer when the Magic Wand malfunctioned. Missy Martinez told TMZ, the Magic Wand’s “handle immediately heated up… sparks flew out of the base where the cord connects to the device.” She wrote the “personal massager’s” manufacturer, to figure out what happened. I can understand her rage, since it’s related to her career. She only had minor burns but no valuable parts were harmed, which is a relief. I’m more curious, which Magic Wand they used. The article did say it … Continue Reading ❤ →
I was having myself a “Weeds” marathon and loved this part with Uncle Andy. 😛 I love how open and curious he was about the kegel ball weights. … and then his reaction was just the best. Do you kegels gals! Prevent and maintain your goodies!
This month is National Prostate Health Month/National Prostate Cancer Awareness Month. I just wanted to be that nagging voice for men, to be a bit more aware of their bodies. Also, it’s not a bad thing to get checked every once and awhile. 🙂 This blog’s purpose was made for an exploration of sex, adult products and mainly the awesome part of becoming more of aware of our bodies. So, of course why not bring to attention the male’s prostate. A portion of a man’s body that is sometimes forgotten. Designating a month for the issue serves the purpose of: Increasing public awareness … Continue Reading ❤ →