Category Archives: Thoughts

Hipster Vegan.

I have nothing against Vegans, I think they are fabulous.  I’m just not a fan of the hipster fake vegans.  Ya know,  the kind where they are just doing it because it’s the “in” thing.

I met a girl who would lactate a little, a side effect of her new birth control.  It happens, no biggie! Circle of life.  But, her new Vegan squeeze got freaked a bit and immediately asked “Is that Vegan friendly?”.  Maybe, I’d be a little taken aback and offended if I were her but that sure would’ve been a mood killer.  How sexy could you feel after that? haha I tried making her feel a bit better about the situation she encountered and she really didn’t need to continue that adventure with him,  even if he might have been amazing in bed. haha  I mean, if he was a real Vegan he should know that a female lactating is perfectly normal.  Vegans are against testing on and consuming animal products.  haha


So, since i’m a cheeky little thing, I asked her, “what kind of condom did you use?”

She replied, “I dunno just a regular one, I think it was a Trojan or the kind from planned parenthood.”

TA-DAH! A light bulb lit up in my brain and the first thing I could blabber out was “he was Faux vegan hipster man!”  I love proving people wrong or making guys feel like crud when they deserve it haha (:P  maybe I do have a fetish or two? dominance much? )

Not many people know this but Latex condoms use  a milk derivative product called Casein to make the thing soooooo technically unless you get a specific kind, certain condoms are not vegan friendly. 😛 UHHHHHUH and he was over here worried about a little bit of breast milk.  What a butthead. I made my new lactating friend feel better that he was a “fake vegan”. haha Not all vegans even know this.  So, you just 1-up’d in that knowledge department.

If you feel like grabbing some vegan friendly condoms, I thought I’d show you a couple off the top of my head that might work for you if you’re vegan or if you just plain have a latex allergy in general.

SkynI’m gonna start off by mentioning Skyn since here in America and majority of the drugstores, convenient stores and adult shops they carry them.

This line from Lifestyles has a variety of selections from the type of lubrication to sizes.

glydeNext, Would be Glyde! It’s a big hit with a lot of vegans.  It’s also registered with the Vegan Society, so that makes it a bit more legit since they are against the testing of the product used on animals as well.


🙂 I hope you gals  realize that out of all the stories I hear, they are all pretty repetitious and you should never feel bad and that you’re not normal because you’re body did something a bit “different”.   <3  … oh and guys… lighten up and educate your tushes.

A Night of Hollywood Breeze Photography and Debauchery

You’re invited!!!

flyer01 - Copy

1520770_595475060507790_1971349923_nExcitement, your favorite lingerie and adult boutique 😉 is having a fun photo exhibit on Saturday where the walls will be showcasing the beautiful work from Hollywood Breeze! Her work has a boudoir, pin-up and fetish friendly flair that will be sure to keep you wanting to see more.

552957_4872453175388_1703343730_nThis night of Debauchery starts at 8pm until 11pm, is 18+ due to the adult content and admission is free. There will be refreshments and goodies too!

Hollywood Breeze is a local photographer here in the Valley area where her hidden gems of photographing beautiful people are starting to arise.

Excitement will be featuring her work for all to see and you will have the opportunity to view her many prints and a limited supply will be available for purchase in various sizes and affordable prices. I know I’m excited to see more of her pinup style pics!

1510871_1427055147528350_1289099916_nAlong side the viewing and  hanging out, DJ Johnny is going to be playing some music to keep the party going!!

OOOOO!!! and Keep those wallets handy because Excitement is going to be having a 15% off purchases during the event!  In case you need to upgrade or add to your toy collection or snag some sexy lingerie!!

raffleflyerThe first 20 people who come will be getting fun door prizes

aaaaaaaaaand the big grand prize lucky raffle winner will be able to win an amazing photoshoot  valued at $450 with Hollywood Breeze Photography and 1 outfit for your photoshoot provided by Excitement!

Door Prizes! Raffles! Food! Porn! Toys! Drinks! and Music Provided by DJ Johnny!! How can you say no to stopping by!

To add to the debauchery, your two favorite Excitement employees, Kelley and Jade, 😉 *cough ME cough* will be celebrating their birthdays this night so we’ll be throwing in some cupcakes while we are at it!


Hope to see you all there!

Quick guide to Carrying Condoms! | It will be sweeter if you wrap his peter!

condomsCondoms. It’s not really a sexy item on everyone’s list of things to buy.  It doesn’t even sound fun to say. haha COONDOOMM….  but it’s a necessity.  I hate being one of those people that harass people about safe sex but you should really think about it.  I mean, You really don’t want to put yourself at risk for being a walking bag of STDs or putting a bun in an oven if it’s of the baby variety. (unless you’re both planning on a baby… in which that is totally chill!)

Lately, I’ve encountered a bunch of people thinking i’m a nut ball for carrying condoms at all times.  0_0 I’m a little lost.  Apparently, guys are supposed to carry condoms, not the girls.  I didn’t get that memo. haha I mean, both partners are getting down so what if you wanted to have seXorz and he doesn’t have one?  You still want sex right? So carry one to make sure you get what you want! haha I understand that it’s the guy that you’re wrapping his wiener but eventually you’re gonna wrap you body around that same dick.  0_0 haha So it’s both parties responsibilities.

Girls have a tendency to think that it’s “slutty” to carry condoms, but I think that it’s better to just be prepared  and aaaaaaay… What’s sexier than a girl who has a brain and wants to protect her goodies.



My top 3 picks for condoms are Lifestyle’s Skyn.  This is prefect if you are vegan since casein (a milk protein)  isn’t needed to process it since isn’t latex.

 Or if you or your partner have a latex allergy since it’s made out of polyisoprene.  The Skyn line comes in Original, Large and extra lubricated. you take your pick.  Another pick, is Kimono Condoms line of “thin” condoms. They are known for being thinner than most condoms. They are also Vegan friendly.  🙂 Next, is good ol’ Trojan BareSkin.  My last partner loved this one, and is a favorite from a lot of my male friends. It also helps that Bare Skin is the most accessible kind of condom you can find out of my 3 picks, you can buy them at gas stations and convenient stores.

select-flavours-12s apple
Durex Flavored Condoms!

Carry any of these three and you’re set! 😀 You can get nifty with the large varieties of condoms out there but if you just want a condom to just have on lock down, carry one of those or all 3. You never know what your partner might prefer. Who knows you might wanna grab a  flavored Condom if you want that D to taste better!

Just in Case's Confidential Makeup Case with Secret condom drawer.
Just in Case’s Confidential Makeup Case with Secret condom drawer.

So on top of just carrying the condoms, you need to make sure that you are taking care of them.  All that rubbing in a guy’s wallet isn’t a good thing.  So, in comparison to guys, WE GOT LUGGAGE! Our purses are bigger than a guy’s pocket so, we really don’t have any excuses to not carry one. 😉  We even have cute options to carry them.


There is “Just in Case“! Which is probably the most chic condom carrying case out there.  Nobody would recognize it with it’s discreet packaging.  Pair this with Screaming O’s Lipstick Vibe and you’re just ready for fun on the go. haha I think this is going to be next on my list of things to have.

loveboxCurrently, I have Durex’s Love Box! You can’t really see much in the pic but it is silver with a white lace pattern on it. Can you say, Adorbz?!?!?!  They had an entire line of fun printed “love boxes” so you can pick a fun design! They fit a few condoms in there and it’s  pretty durable. I’ve dropped and tossed that thing around in my bag for awhile and I just a few dints in it. haha But, the metal latch that keeps it together has a tendency to be a little evil and breaks off easily. So, keep that in mind. But I love that you can customize it more by slapping stickers on it too!

ONE condoms... their Glow in the dark condom! (The Inner raver in me loves this)
ONE condoms… their Glow in the dark condom! (The Inner raver in me loves this)

Or you can Just buy ONE condoms! They come in a fancy metal box, cool packaging, great product and duuuude they have glow in the dark condoms to f*ck around with. haha Just screams… fun times.

Grab those and just toss them in your purse,  and ease your mind if you ever get into the predicament and need a condom.  It’s relaxing to know you have one in preparation and also, you can enjoy your sex sesh more since  you and your partner won’t have to think much about getting an STD or about pregnancy.  5848-2_display

😛  I usually hand condoms out like candy since I carry them all the time, Why don’t you try it out and be the condom fairy too?! lol

Don’t know how to put on a condom?  Don’t worry here’s Kimono’s instructions hehe

Porn, Prostitution, and Censorship, The Politics of Empowerment

photo (2)

So, I’m pretty sure the universe wanted me to check out Porn, Prostitution, and Censorship, The Politics of Empowerment, yesterday since I came across it while reading about it on several different sites LAWeekly, LAist and XBiz.  Then after a facebook friend, suggested that I go, I said “ehhh, sure why not”

I honestly was a extremely hesitant about going, because first off… I am not a UCLA student (…For god sake’s I’m a FIDM grad that majored in Fashion Design), I was pretty sure I was going to feel a bit out of my element but I really just wanted to be that fly on the wall that soaked in my surroundings.

Continue reading Porn, Prostitution, and Censorship, The Politics of Empowerment

Happy Valentine’s Day! and the Start of Condom Week!

Valentine’s Day is always my favorite <3 with love in the air… and all that romance ‘n stuff. ^_^ Everything tends to end up all hot and heavy. So,  just a reminder ♥ If you are spending Valentine’s Day with a special someone make you sure you wrap it!

I’m SOOO Excited and I just can’t Hide it!

If I could scream at the top of my lungs and show you how excited I am about this blog… I SO WOULD RIGHT NOW. haha (!!!!)

It may seem a bit odd to want to have a blog featuring sex related products and what not but I felt kind of bad for my family members that were on my social networking sites. Seeing a huge dong or vibrating fill-in-the-blank isn’t what they want to see on a daily basis.  Plus, I doubt they wanted to hear about my thoughts about sex and all the cool toys I encounter.   So, it felt like a necessity to shove them into one little piece of web space heaven.  Plus, I actually work at an cute little adult shop and I love talking to my customers and sometimes wish there was a way we can connect on this level all the time!

So, CHEERS! *raises glass* and keep coming back for more!