I know that Valentine’s Day is for Loooooovers, people in relationships, or people who are dating. But, I love to take this day to show my friends that I love them, whether they are dating or single.
Mainly because everybody needs love and to understand that their self worth is gold and if they are my friend OBVIOUSLY they are amazing and deserve to be loved.
So, I usually stick to simple cards and every once and awhile if I want to treat them to something. This Toy round-up is the friend edition. For the friends that you talk to about everything including sex and only want to give them the gift of an orgasm not body grindings.
These gifts are all under $10, so you can give all your homies something. Small. BUT! completely useful. haha But mainly for a good laugh. Hopefully, your friends have the same type of humor as me to receive a sex toy or silly valentine card.
After having my crafty Star Wars moment, I was browsing and came across a whole lot o’ awesomeness on etsy. All things that I think I need in my collection or you might possibly need too. 😉
Jedi Lightsaber Flogger by MetalexsToyChest
Jedi Lightsaber Flogger by MetalexsToyChest "This Star Wars themed flogger has 21 falls made from blue Suede leather. The falls are 20" in length and are 3/4" wide so they will have a nice thud. The handle is made from a plastic lightsaber measuring 10" in length and 2" in diameter. This handle also comes with a belt clip attached so you can wear it on your waist for a themed scene. This would be a perfect addition for any kinky geeks toy bag." This is the Etsy item that inspired me to do this round up and fueled my geeked out moment.
Slave Collar Star Wars Rebel Alliance Symbol Lock in by BrainofJen
Slave Collar Star Wars Rebel Alliance Symbol Lock in by BrainofJen The Force is strong with this one... This bold, playful sub collar is perfect for any Star Wars fan! The versatile black and silver chain closes in front with a small silver heart shaped lock adorned with the Star Wars Rebel Alliance symbol.
The intricate chain is woven one ring at a time in an elegant pattern known as the Byzantine weave, using high quality bright silver and jet black anodized aluminum rings, for a lightweight and comfortable feel. An amazing gift for a slave who is of the Star Wars variety.
I Have a Boba Fett-ish Decal Vinyl or Magnet Bumper by StickitDog
Imperial Insignia STAR WARS by TasselsandTreasureStar Wars imperial insignia. Silver foam behind black sequins. These are made to order and we can customize colors of foam and sequins. These pasties are meant to bring excitement onto the stage, into the bedroom, or anywhere you feel comfortable bringing some fun into your life!
Saberflogger Disney 1 by WhippedDreams15XXX
Saberflogger Disney 1 by WhippedDreams15XXXThis is one of our original designed "Saberfloggers!! "Saberflogger - Disney #1 is made with a soft and supple, Blue colored, Minelli side of leather.. it is thick and buttery smooth and it has a plastic saber hilt with a Disney theme. Disney #1 has a total length of 34.5" and it has 58 QUARTER INCH falls that are 19" long. WORKING SABER SOUNDS AND LIGHTS UP!!!! This light saber... really lights up and makes sounds... total upgrade for a scene.
3POrn T shirt Design by cezardesigns
3POrn T shirt Design by cezardesignsThe finished product is completely colourfast, which makes it non-shrinkable.
We only use high quality and highly technical wicking polyester, so feel free to machine wash the t-shirts at any degree heat, we guarantee the images will not fade!
The decorated area is smooth to touch and doesn't compromise the performance of the fabric. haha Best shirt design ever. This etsy shop also makes a print of this design which would be a nice addition to my wall. 😀
Galaxy Master Burlesque Pasties by PrettyInPasties
Galaxy Master Burlesque Pasties by PrettyInPastiesA new hope for your Ta-ta's. Approximately 2 inches in height and 4 in width. Sparkly lime green pasties available with or without tassels. Sequins attached meticulously by hand with an industrial strength adhesive. Amazing quality. Pasties are cupped to curve perfectly with the shape of your breast. The pasties have a soft buckram cotton cloth backing. I love pasties sooooo much and right now I wish I had a reason to wear these haha
Star Wars Dildo Gun by SmallTownPlanet
Star Wars Dildo Gun by SmallTownPlanetLength 26 cm (10.2 inch)
Width 5 cm (1.9 inch)
Handmade ceramic dildo with high quality ceramics
Decorated with a high quality enamel which enables efficient use and easy cleaning What a functional, yet amazing piece to have on display.
Star Wars Style Paddle Good and Evil by YouOnlyLazered
Star Wars Style Paddle Good and Evil by YouOnlyLazered>This is a multi sided Star Wars based paddle in the shape of a stormtrooper one side with the Rebel Alliance and the other Galactic Empire raised out of the paddle to leave an impression in the backsides of any naughty sub.
Its made out of strong ply thats been tested and will survive even the most heavy handed session, painted in white with leather handles and black raised symbols.
Stormtrooper Sexy Women Star Wars Adult Bedroom by StickersDESIGN
