Category Archives: Porn-Ohs! Vids & Docs! OH MY!

“Love Between the Covers”

Reading seems to be lost in this world of every growing youtube videos, inspirational instagram posts and other blurb like media.

Rarely do I mention to people that I like to read, because then the next question that everyone always asks is “oh yah!?!?! What are you reading right now?” Or “what genre do you like to read?”.   Then,  the inevitable awkward pause initiates, where I have to evaluate if I want to shock them, if they are cool and wouldn’t mind to hear what I have to say or the possibility of having the same genre preferences.

SMUT. Erotic Romance. With a side order of historical significance or fantasy. I like it, love it, gotta have it.

HAHA. You’d be surprised how many people read romance novels or anything of the erotic variety. I just watched a documentary that I came across that is available on Netflix called, “Love Between the Sheets”.   It was awesome!  

At one point in the documentary, they mentioned how easily accessible this genre of books are available now.  I can’t go into my nearest bookstore chain and find the first book of a series… EVER.  So, I’ve converted to the e-reader world.  I have the first and every book there after at my fingertips.  The moment I finish one book, I can be on to the next one in a heartbeat.  Being able to read it in a moments notice or be able to take it with me anywhere AND without having the cheesy book covers either!   Being at an airport or public place where everyone is completely nosey and want to know what you’re reading and take a quick peek at the cover.

I particularly don’t care but there are many out there who do.  Being able to read a book completely mobile and NOW knowing that there is a big following as well is such a great feeling.  There are so many women out there that love reading this genre and we don’t even know it. Kind of Iike a secret society.  Soooooo many walks of life. It’s refreshing.  With all these inspiring writers allowing us readers to read their work is such an great opportunity and privilege.

If you have some time and like documentaries, check out this glimpse into the world of the women who create and consume romance novels.

“THE CURE FOR HYSTERIA”

haha I was checking out Comedy Central’s Snapchat and came across this madness… 😛 SO GOOD.

KINK

KinkI opened Netflix last night, just like any other night for my “I’m going to bed” ritual.  Under the “Popular on Netflix” section, Kink just stood out amongst all the other madness.

Kink presented by James Franco, a film by Christina Voros,  is a documentary on the in’s and out’s of the notorious fetish website, Kink.com.

Watching this documentary, just so happens to have came up during a prime point since a recurring topic in my life lately, has been fetishes and kinks and the world of BDSM.  A lot of my friends or people i’ve interacted with aren’t familiar and don’t understand that world.   I found this documentary hit a few points and was actually pretty good.

I’ve been re-reading, “Anal Pleasure & Health” by Jack Morin, Ph.D. and this was one of my favorite excerpts.

“… when we’re infants and small children; we take delight in all parts of our bodies.  But something terribly unfortunate happens to us in the course of growing up:  We learn to mistrust or ignore our physical selves, perhaps viewing the mind or spirit as more important than and separate from our bodies.  We are taught to view sensual play and self- exploration as immature and self-indulgent if not kept within strict limits.” Anal Pleasure & Health by Jack Morin, Ph.D.

He’s referring to Anal Sex but it can be a great way to explain to the Vanilla folk why Kinksters push their bodies to the limit.  That whole world takes self-exploration out of this imaginary box that we feel needs to be kept tucked away.  Kink isn’t about beating the shit out of people and only “weirdos” who like it.  These are people who document the art of the BDSM world and entertain the folk who like to push their bodies to the brink of euphoria through a different channel.

It’s on Netflix ^_^ so why not give it a watch.

Hysteria (2011)

Hysteria isn’t a recent movie. Oldie but goodie.  I’m really into romantic comedies and this movie was a fun one with a twist since it was based on true accounts and the introduction of vibrators to help us crazy women get off.

“Hysteria is a romantic comedy with an accomplished cast led by Maggie Gyllenhaal, Hugh Dancy, Jonathan Pryce, Felicity Jones and Rupert Everett, that tells an untold tale of discovery – the surprising story of the birth of the electro-mechanical vibrator at the very peak of Victorian prudishness.” –Rotten Tomatoes

You may or may not like it but I found it entertaining. ^_^ Ohhh Mortimer Granville, you are my hero! <3 haha

 

 

The Little Spermaid: A DreamZone Parody

😛 Few inspirations popped up today for a lovely, “Porn Parody Persuasion” post!  A lady told me my hair color reminded her of a mermaid, my last post mentioned “Eric Prince” and I had a rocking mermaid tail hair day. (mainly it was my hair lol)

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“The Truth About Webcam Girls” Documentary

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“Fulfilling fantasies on camera (for a fee), three online sex workers share their personal stories of how and why they became webcam models.”

Another great Netflix documentary I stumbled on, that I really recommend is The Truth About Webcam Girls.

It features Three amazing Webcam Models in the Uk.  It steps into their lives and tells you what happens on cam and off cam in their lives and their stories behind it.

Sometimes, I hate those documentaries that go into full detail about the subject they are about to film which then takes 5000 hours to get into the good stuff or the actual content and in this case it was the story behind the girls.  But, director Chris Atteshlis, I think did a great job at giving a few different views when it came to the three featured WebCam Models. (below is a sneak peak into the doc)

I have a handful of friends who are Cam girls and honestly everyone gets in it for various reasons, just like these girls.  But, I think this documentary shows a different side to the viewers  who are ignorant about Webcamming and think they are just “web cam whores”.

But, I just love these girls! As much as some people like to “hate” on them, I have so much respect for WebCam Girls.  These ballsy baddies never once touch a person, they show off their beautiful bodies like they are on a pedestal *claps* AND!!! dammit, people are stupid enough to pay them because of what they got going on.  It’s almost an art!  haha I know that people just pay them so they can have a little spank but I love these camgirl’s personalities too.  Straight hustlers. *bows down to them*  These hustling ass gals are beautiful both inside and out.  All three of them have goals and they are doing what they got to do to attain it.   I just want to throw all my good vibes to them for true love, hopes that getting an education will be more attainable and the possibility of a great modeling career.  Major props for these girls and to all the webcam girls out there.

Good watch for those who like to step into the lives of others.

Tru A XXX Parody

303930Alright, so don’t judge me, but I’m a True Blood fan from the beginning. haha Read all the Southern Vampire Diaries books. Kinda love it. BUT HEY! at least it’s not like Twilight or something. 😛  But since the HBO TV series ended recently, I thought i’d do a throwback Thursday with a dash of “Porn Parody Funday” with New Sensation’s Tru A XXX Parody.  Supremely entertaining.

“Steaming XXX spoof! The simple life is shaken when death comes to the small, quiet Louisiana town of Bon Temps — where civilians, vampires, shape-shifters, and mind readers clash in an orgy of sex & mystery. When a dead body is found with the heart ripped out, local waitress, Sookie (Ashlynn Brooke), who has a talent for reading minds, her best friend, Tara (Misty Stone), and her Vampire boyfriend, Bill (James Deen), try to unravel the supernatural web and find the murderer. Sookie and her friends find themselves pushing all their limits, both mentally and sexually, in a climax you’ll have to see to believe! The mix of sex, horror, and action is so hot, it must be TRU: A XXX Parody!”

Now if only they’d come out with another parody going along with the newer plot lines. PICTURE IT!  Imagine all the fun moments a newer version of it would be. They wouldn’t know what to categorize it under. Tara… with her gf… lesbian porn… Jason and Eric… Lafayette and Jesus… gay porn.  Sookie and Alcide… regular all hardcore maybe throw in a “Werewolf” faux fur tail butt plug in. haha OH the possibilities are endless. haha ;P

Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer

Just when it escaped my mind that they were even in the talks with this, a trailer came out to grab my attention again.

The wait is daunting… hahaha  As much as my friends judge me for this, I think this series of books was a breath of fresh air.  It was like the gateway drug to many housewives and sexually suppressed women. It was almost like a sneak peak for them to realize to open up! It can be picked apart for a little bit of everything but keep in mind it’s for entertainment and it allowed a lot of people to start reading.

Reading and becoming a sexual explorer… I think that the book did well. haha Now on to the cinema!

Unhung Hero (COCKUMENTARY)

UnHung Hero charts a humiliated man’s fact-finding journey as he consults porn stars, doctors and anthropologists to learn whether the size of one’s manhood matters.

unhung_hero_1-620x930My Co-worker put this on for us to watch and I really liked this!  At first, I was pretty sure this was going to be a lame documentary and we were just watching it to pass time.   But by the end of it, I felt bad for the guy and didn’t realize “the lengths” (*giggles*) that guys go to feeling adequate.

As a woman, who is petite in all aspects, who’s boob cups are the first letter of the alphabet and a sufferer of the “No Asian Ass Syndrome”.  I never felt like in the bedroom, it was that big of a deal since I just have a hole but a guys have so much more to “live up to”.  43 copy.jpg

My gfs have always said that a guy with a small dick is a dealbreaker. But in all honesty, I really don’t think that’s the truth.   Some guys with big dicks don’t even know what to do with it. haha

I suggest you watch this, especially the part with the cute asian girls. Their mentality of a man’s penis is just plain great.24-copy

Game of Bones

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Zero Tolerance came out with this parody last year and it’s been on my to-do list to watch.  I pretty much love watching parodies of television series that I love.  Especially when the title just goes hand in hand. “Game of Bones: Winter is Cumming”.  I loved it but I did get a bit bummed because when I thought of it I thought there would be more “BONING” much less oral. haha I mean don’t get me wrong there was plenty of boning but I guess I was just expecting more primal hair pulling hardcore pounding sex. *shrug* either way. There was a great cast and the whole storyline was enjoyable.