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DUCK DYNASTY… of the adult Variety. lol

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Hustler just released their “This ain’t Duck Dynasty XXX” porn parody and I had to check it out. I’m not sure if it was my love for the original show… or possibly my strange fascination with red necks or the fact that i’m a beard fan.  Either way, I had to add this to the Porn Parody Funday list.

The story line of Robertson clan creating a “Beaver Call” that makes women horny was just plain great, too bad it doesn’t exist in real life.  😛 Or at least in real life they have the “beaver call” aka the vibrator in the scenes,.  *cough* C’mon hustler… make it happen. ;)*cough* Imagine it… a camouflaged printed vibrator, haha I’m pretty sure that a bunch of my old Oregon customers would be all over that. haha

The beards, of course, were fake haha but it was pretty comical.  They had crazy pubic hair looking beards and then they had shiny fake jesus wigs on.   The cast starred : Presley Hart, Christie Stevens, Mikki Lynn, Mahina Zaltana, Zoey Foxx, Natalia Starr, Evan Stone, Alec Knight, Dick Chibbles, Jay Crew, Barry Scott.  Which wasn’t so bad.  Their transitions between scenes were great since it did the show’s reality tv commentary side bits.  But, what really made this parody awesome was that they casted Alec Knight for the role of Willie! lol He really nailed it and I just loved his commentary.  Another plus, was they spiced it up with a threesome and this parody had a girl on girl scene at the end where they used their “beaver call” as a toy. haha

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Yo Bro, You down with Pony Tales?

I’m seriously a seeker of all things cute with all aspects of my life from my comfy cozy pj pants to my sex toys.  So, it wouldn’t come as a big surprise that I’m already a big fan of My Little Pony and duhhhhh Sex toys!   So,  what is making me so bubbly and happy with anticipation?  Tasha’s Pony Tales! oh for the love of parodies and butt plugs! haha

Now, I’m pretty sure all the bronies got major pony chub since the whole entire cast are nothing but hotties… Like seriously!  Even all the starring male roles… Danny Mountain, Xander Corvus, Mr. Pete, Eric Masterson and Derrick Pierce! I plugged the trailer

above and after watching it seems like I would actually stray away from fast forward button.  But, what caught my eye were those damn butt plugs!  Of course I had to look into it.

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I’ve seen other Glass butt plugs such as the Bunny Tails from Fashionistas but these bright colors just caught my eye.  

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These colorful plugs come in two different styles by the amazing Crystal Delights™.  Crystal Delights™ makes some of the most unique glass toys out there and the quality is pristine.  I introduce glass products to my customers all the time (especially their hello kitty butt plug!).  Since, glass is one of the most hygienic toys you can attain, with it’s non porous qualities, it should be high on your ladder for adding this plug to your collection.
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You can use any type of lubricant you want with it since it won’t break down the glass and play with the temperature with cooling and warming things up.
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I know anal isn’t everyone’s cup of tea but I do know that if a femme is curious about anal… maybe something with a little bit of flair will help “ease it on in”.  

Valentine’s Day coming up, so what better way into your partner’s pants than to gift your lover with a glass butt plug while watching some tasty pony porn. hehe ♥

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