Category Archives: Porn Parody Persuasions

The Little Spermaid: A DreamZone Parody

😛 Few inspirations popped up today for a lovely, “Porn Parody Persuasion” post!  A lady told me my hair color reminded her of a mermaid, my last post mentioned “Eric Prince” and I had a rocking mermaid tail hair day. (mainly it was my hair lol)

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Tru A XXX Parody

303930Alright, so don’t judge me, but I’m a True Blood fan from the beginning. haha Read all the Southern Vampire Diaries books. Kinda love it. BUT HEY! at least it’s not like Twilight or something. 😛  But since the HBO TV series ended recently, I thought i’d do a throwback Thursday with a dash of “Porn Parody Funday” with New Sensation’s Tru A XXX Parody.  Supremely entertaining.

“Steaming XXX spoof! The simple life is shaken when death comes to the small, quiet Louisiana town of Bon Temps — where civilians, vampires, shape-shifters, and mind readers clash in an orgy of sex & mystery. When a dead body is found with the heart ripped out, local waitress, Sookie (Ashlynn Brooke), who has a talent for reading minds, her best friend, Tara (Misty Stone), and her Vampire boyfriend, Bill (James Deen), try to unravel the supernatural web and find the murderer. Sookie and her friends find themselves pushing all their limits, both mentally and sexually, in a climax you’ll have to see to believe! The mix of sex, horror, and action is so hot, it must be TRU: A XXX Parody!”

Now if only they’d come out with another parody going along with the newer plot lines. PICTURE IT!  Imagine all the fun moments a newer version of it would be. They wouldn’t know what to categorize it under. Tara… with her gf… lesbian porn… Jason and Eric… Lafayette and Jesus… gay porn.  Sookie and Alcide… regular all hardcore maybe throw in a “Werewolf” faux fur tail butt plug in. haha OH the possibilities are endless. haha ;P

Game of Bones

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Zero Tolerance came out with this parody last year and it’s been on my to-do list to watch.  I pretty much love watching parodies of television series that I love.  Especially when the title just goes hand in hand. “Game of Bones: Winter is Cumming”.  I loved it but I did get a bit bummed because when I thought of it I thought there would be more “BONING” much less oral. haha I mean don’t get me wrong there was plenty of boning but I guess I was just expecting more primal hair pulling hardcore pounding sex. *shrug* either way. There was a great cast and the whole storyline was enjoyable.

DUCK DYNASTY… of the adult Variety. lol

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Hustler just released their “This ain’t Duck Dynasty XXX” porn parody and I had to check it out. I’m not sure if it was my love for the original show… or possibly my strange fascination with red necks or the fact that i’m a beard fan.  Either way, I had to add this to the Porn Parody Funday list.

The story line of Robertson clan creating a “Beaver Call” that makes women horny was just plain great, too bad it doesn’t exist in real life.  😛 Or at least in real life they have the “beaver call” aka the vibrator in the scenes,.  *cough* C’mon hustler… make it happen. ;)*cough* Imagine it… a camouflaged printed vibrator, haha I’m pretty sure that a bunch of my old Oregon customers would be all over that. haha

The beards, of course, were fake haha but it was pretty comical.  They had crazy pubic hair looking beards and then they had shiny fake jesus wigs on.   The cast starred : Presley Hart, Christie Stevens, Mikki Lynn, Mahina Zaltana, Zoey Foxx, Natalia Starr, Evan Stone, Alec Knight, Dick Chibbles, Jay Crew, Barry Scott.  Which wasn’t so bad.  Their transitions between scenes were great since it did the show’s reality tv commentary side bits.  But, what really made this parody awesome was that they casted Alec Knight for the role of Willie! lol He really nailed it and I just loved his commentary.  Another plus, was they spiced it up with a threesome and this parody had a girl on girl scene at the end where they used their “beaver call” as a toy. haha

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