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Review | Liberator Decor Heart Wedge

Hi, my name is Jade and I’m an addict. A pillow addict. Lol I’m pretty sure my addiction drives my partner insane. You know those people that have to remove pillows just to have room on the bed? Yeah, that’s me. I know I have a queen size bed for the queen that I am, but on top of the body pillow and regular pillows, I have an excess amount of decorative pillows and pillow pets. Haha So of course, it only makes sense for me to have a pillow designed for my sex adventures.

Ya see, Liberator is a fancy company right here in the U.S. Of A. *MERICA*, that creates quality sex furniture and products that make sense! I could go on and on since I love ’em and have been selling them for years now. ( *waves* to all my old Castle customers 😘) But, let’s just say Liberator products helps make your sex adventures easier.  They are position aids that maneuver and contort your body into just the right positions for all your kama sutra needs! Since everyone comes in all shapes and sizes, it allows you to connect with your partner easier and minimize strain on the body.

Recently, One of my favorite distributors, HolidayProducts started carrying a few of their products.  Which I leaped for joy since I love being able to sell quality merch at work but it helped remind me that I needed some “Liberator” in my life.  It probably helped that I have a partner now, to invest in some of their products to be able to really put it to good use.

So after much thought, We decided on the Heart wedge ❤️, for its versatility …and cuteness. :P.

The moment it arrived, the box’s design was perfect. Sleek, chic and has all the necessary information that any person would need.  You can pick up the box and learn all the features without even talking to a salesperson and realize that you need it in your life.  Their products now come vacuum sealed and snug as a bug in a box.  It really made the experience of picking it up off a shelf, a bit more pleasing and I felt like a cool kid who is part of a secret society.

I unwrapped the goodness and it took a good hour for it to really come into it’s final perfect shape. since it was vacuum sealed.  But, the anticipation was awesome.

The Heart wedge looks pretty basic on the outside but it’s what is on the inside (like of the rest of their pillows and furniture) that makes it unique and is the main selling point for me.

First, is the highly dense polyurethane foam that is similar to the quality foam they use on regular ol’ furniture.  Unlike pillows, where they squish down and you have to keep adjusting and adding 10,000 more pillows for height, the Wedge is firm enough for a person to lay on and have the weight of both partners (while the thrusting action goes on).  Other sex position products out there, are usually the blow up inflatable kind with plastic edges that hurt and deflate after time.  Which is cool, if you want something to stash away but I want my heart wedge front and center on my bed.

Next, is one of my favorite components of this product which is the black polyester zip-up liner that protects the foam.  This liner is water-proof to deter all the sex juices from getting all over the place. … makes sense now, right? haha Because who wants soggy sex juices or butt particle pillows to fall asleep on.

Finally, is the last layer, the velvish cover that is a soft polyester, suede like feel.  I found that it keeps me in place and if you tie it in with other Liberator items they don’t slip and keep in place together.  This Velvish cover zips on and can be removed to be washed.  😀

The Heart wedge is small but mighty. It provides just the right amount of angle and lift for my petite self that the next day my lower back isn’t dying from my late night cardio sessions. The Liberator products are the perfect positioning aid that not only is chic decor in your household, but also is one of the most functional positioning aids out there.

The tip of the heart angles perfecting to the base of a lower back and the top increases to a nice 7″ angled height perfect for G-spot penetration. The heart wedge is a great way to have deeper penetration and consistent pressure on the G-spot in case your end goal is Squirting!!!

Their packaging and on their website has fun diagrams to show you which positions might be your jam while using the wedge but my ultimate favorite is the fact that it has a little cut-out at the top of the heart. When the legs are angled up and at the edge, the cut-out is perfect for a partners face to get on in there for some oral satisfaction! Pussy on a platter time!

I’m so glad I decided to indulge and get one. I really do recommend it since it really helps with folks of all shapes and sizes. This allows you to position your bodies to heighten your sex game and make your next sex adventure on point. 👌🏼

Check out their website: Liberator.com

 


I used to own one of their pillows a couple years back.  It was the Whirl, which was just a plain cylindrical pillow, but I never got the chance to use it for the purpose it was made for. Haha I didn’t have a partner at that time so it ended up being a decorative pillow on my bed that I used while watching TV or to roll out my back after work. Pathetic lol I know.  After I moved, I didn’t take it with me but I sure wish I did so I could’ve tried it for the real purpose it was designed for. 😛

So, even if you don’t have a partner like I didn’t. haha its’s still a great buy, if you like to  a firm pillow to play video games or read a book.

 

REVIEW | Nipcicle

This review goes out to all the nipple lovers out there! 

nipcicleKeep the ice cubes in the fridge because Nipcicle has you covered!  Nipcicle is an arousal balm to sensation to the nipples.  This balm brings tingles to the nipple to become more erect incase you want to add some vibrating nipple clamps or fun nipple weights!

Nipple play is great foreplay and if you want a more prolonged play session, nipcicle is pretty much ideal for that.  The menthol it contains takes a few minutes for the tingle to set in.  Pretty pre-game and during your lingerie set up.

Bodacious Balm is an all natural vegan lip balm company based in Los Angeles that has branched out and made a nipple balm that is sticks with their all natural tag line.  All their products are carefully handmade with plant based ingredients. “Due to the ongoing news about honeybees and wild bees dying at an alarming rate we choose not to use beeswax or honey in our products. ”  This allows you to ease your mind that it is made with safe and ethical practices. 

When, you apply Nipcicle to your nipples or lips for an erotic icy tingle, it’s quite interesting because you almost feel like you would want to put more since you won’t automatically feel it.  BUT don’t!  It takes a few moments to react and once you put it on there is no going back.  It will continue to work even after you try to wash it off. It’s a hit or miss if you enjoy this type of sensation.  The menthol brings the bloodflow there and if you blow on the skin where it was applied, it’ll add an extra “freeze” like reaction.

You can check out this product or their other amazing lip balms at BodaciousBalm.com

 

 

 

REVIEW| Doc Johnson’s Anti-Bacterial Toy Cleaner – Spray

1399_02_bu_1Doc Johnson has an Anti-Bacterial Toy Cleaner that is affordable and reasonably priced!

This is a great toy cleaner to snag to keep your toys nice and spick ‘n span for the folks with no time to waste.  I recommend it for a quick wipe down before use.

It’s a bit up in the air for some people, but it has a distinctive smell that I’m not too fond of.  To some people, they love the smell and find it to be refreshing.  But, that refreshing smell reminds me of really cheap men’s cologne.  haha  So, maybe while it cleans, it makes my battery operated boyfriends smell like the man that I don’t have. 😛  The smell is pungent while it’s cleaning but after it airs out the smell fades.  I have a few customers that love to use this toy specifically for anal toys. Just a suggestion.

This toy cleaner comes in a pump spray bottle that with a few pumps it can cover an entire toy.  You only need to spray down the toy, let it sit for a minute or so and then wipe it down.  Make sure you use a soft cloth because using a paper towel or toilet paper has a tendency to leave paper residue behind.

This toy cleaner is great way to keep everything sanitary especially since it’s usually under 10 bucks! 😀 easy peasy buy!

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Trojan’s Fire & Ice Condoms

I am consumer.  You know the kind  of consumer when new things are in my line of sight and comments like “oh, shiny! the packaging is oh so pretty! and it makes my heart feel tingly!” *WANT WANT*  *NEED NEED*  *GIMME GIMME*… starts spewing out of my mouth.   Product Packaging  turn my  consumer-driven-eyes into the decision maker which can be possibly a good thing but usually… a bad thing. haha

When it comes to condom shopping, everyone knows the end product inside the fancy packaging is ugly as shit. haha  it’s a hunk of a latex that is a barrier with benefits! but kills the joy for penises everywhere.  So, when we as consumers shop, we have to rely on the packaging and “info” on it or lack thereof.

Trojan is the popular kid of condoms.  They are at all the popular places and have  a pretty large variety of characteristics.   The packaging is inviting and their condom jargon entices you that this hunk of latex is going to make sexy time way better.   So, you can imagine how I felt, as I kept seeing those Fire & Ice condoms fly off the shelves for so long.

I developed a huge FOMO complex.

WHAT IS THIS “DUAL ACTION LUBRICATION” I NEED IN MY LIFE?~  Why is this super hero color scheme on the box drawing my eyes to it each and every time. haha   I’ve had a mix of reviews from people and one of my good friends thought it was the jam and gave me one to try out.

I tried it.  It wasn’t fabulous.  I felt a bit tingly.  It didn’t “set me on fire” like a few customers have told me. haha It didn’t feel like “Icy hot was being rubbed on my junk”.  “Immediate shower power time” didn’t need to happen.  Maybe my lovebox is made of steel but, I just felt a bit uncomfortable.   That’s the only way I can describe it, at the moment.  It felt like something was brewing inside and my insides were being touched by an alien.  haha My love box was irritated, but I couldn’t really grasp the feeling completely since I was in the moment and wasn’t focusing on “Is this condom making the experience better?”.

I usually research things and try it out.  But this time I just jumped in head first and BOY, did I regret it.  I had an angry vag for a few days later. I don’t know why I thought my love box could handle this since I can barely handle certain lubes but *shrug* I YOLO’d to smack that FOMO out the door.

What makes a condom do fancy things is usually the shape to fit perfectly and the lube that makes it do funky things, like the cooling, warming and delays.  Trojan doesn’t tell you what the ingredients to their “Dual action lubrication” is.  Their box is pretty basic when you are actually seeking for answers. 0_0…  It won’t tell you a damn thing.

I normally don’t recommend getting too crazy with lubricants without doing test runs since you never know how your body will react.  Especially, since we don’t have the exact list of ingredients.  So us consumers, have to use our own smarts and common sense!   Majority of the lubes out there use pretty much the same thing. The first part of the name is FIRE!  which implies a warming sensation to stimulate.  This usually means that Capsaicin is an ingredient, a chili pepper extract that when it is used in small dosages can create warmth and heat aka that fire they are talking about. The second part of the name is ICE! to give a cooling effect.  Menthol is used for that stimulation effect.  When air hits your skin that is lubricated it makes a nice effect to make you feel an area that you forgot existed at that point.  Their lubricant is water based and I’m pretty sure contained glycerin/glycerol, a sugar derived component that has a tendency to cause yeast infections! yyyyyyyyyyaY!! 0_0

I’ve read multiple places that on top of those goodies they have benzocaine for guys to make them last longer. No big deal…

My biggest and main concern was the fact that nowhere did it say that the dual action lube used was a spermicidal lube with the condoms.    Rude much?  haha I’ve never been a fan of spermicidal lube after reading the statistics of how ineffective it can be, with 1 out of 5 chances of getting pregnant, I find that almost as fun and nerve racking as playing the russian roulette of pulling out.  But some find that it makes sense, so go you?!?

At first, it sounds like a great idea since spermicidal lubricant immobilizes sperm and I’m all about using contraceptives!  But spermicidal lube NONOXYNOL-9   has been known to erode the cells in the vagina and rectum.  This irritates the lining and can cause micro lesions which may not make you 1 out of 5 pregnant but it can make you have a high percentage to STDs/STIs.

ok ok ok… SO… I rambled.  SO all in all… Trojan Fire & Ice is great to try out, if you are curious about warming and cooling and you already know that it works for you.  But, if you are sensitive then you might steer clear of it.  Irritation and a possible yeast infection might happen from the lubricant they used.  Keep in mind Trojan usually marks their packaging if it uses spermicidal lube included or not.  They literally have a huge assortment of other condoms that are great and various lubes that you can combine with a condom to get this same “fire & ice” effect with better luck.  OR heck! get their non lubricated condom,Trojan Enz mixed in with their warming and hers lubricant. 😀

I’m a bit sad it didn’t work for me out for me, but I did give it a try!

Here’s a coupon to save up to $5 off your next trojan purchase.

 

Review | Miracle Oil by Earthly Body

NEW-Miracle-Oil-bottle-plus-box-Web-2y4n0kumxz5wsveiiutzpmWith the name Miracle Oil, it’s prestigious name sounded like this might be liquid gold. ehhh… and I’m okay with that. haha  I wasn’t sure what it’s prime purpose was and then I realized it’s an all-natural way to transform and help with skin problems ranging from dry feet and heels, shave bumps, waxing irritation, nails & cuticles, scar and stretch mark reduction.

I’ve always been a bit high maintenance when it comes to my skin.  Teenage acne issues.  Never drinking enough water, so my skin is dry as all hell.  Being of mixed ethnic descent and my skin is just prone to having scars show up like hazard signs.  Stretch marks from my lovely fluctuation of weight growing up.  Shaving bumps since I absolutely hate hair anywhere but my head.

I tried the Miracle Oil several times, after I shaved and showered, then with each time the results kept getting better and better.  My razor shaving bumps were nowhere to be found and made my skin was left pretty silky smooth without any irritation.   Almost to the point to where, I’m soooo glad nobody could see in my room just rubbing my body, feeling ‘da smoooooothness haha

My trouble areas of being dry, didn’t even need my daily lotion touch ups.  My scar on my hand that I was paranoid about looks like the Miracle Oil took the blending brush on photoshop and blended to the point to where it isn’t so noticeable.  The skin doesn’t look like scar tissue and more like regular skin.

It’s just nice subtle goodness.  ^_^

It comes with a dropper to apply but I think it’s annoying and I just want to dump it on.  The bottle is a bit small but a little goes a long way and the price tag isn’t so bad so I wouldn’t mind slathering it on (approx. $12.00).

Can’t wait to try it out long term. I’ll be sure to update on that as well. ^_^

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Review | Dr. Pink’s Anal Brightening cream

DRP10065The first time I ever encountered anal bleaching cream, I felt like I became a huge ball of insecurity.  I never really was one to be embarrassed of being a lovely half breed that has “bronze goddess” pigmented skin.  But, out of no where I became BEYOND paranoid but not for the purpose of what it said on the bottle.  haha I have scars on my legs that are ALL the different shades of “nude” colors in a crayon box.  These battle wounds were all because I was an outdoor hood rat kind of kid. haha  Then, it kept digging at me for all the other discolored-ness as I began talking with my co-workers about the cream.  They voiced their concerns about their goodie bits and chocolate starfishes.  I guess we all had this idea in our heads of how girl’s parts are supposed to look from porn (appaaaaarently… but I disagree).  We do talk a lot of crap on some of the girls since their cracks are like a deep cave of doom.  lol but everyone is different!  I know my goods aren’t the perfect shade of pink like white girls but it didn’t bug me.  I have caramel skin and milk chocolate chip nips that suit me just fine.  But, I couldn’t be a hater too much and brush off my co-workers concerns since I slather on facial makeup that makes my face an even toned canvas.   They told me that they feel that if their butthole is a darker hue that means they are dirty and maybe that’s what makes everyone want to try this.   So, I put it to the test for my scars, underarms and heck even my starfish. lol

Dr. Pinks Anal Brightening Cream is made for all of your intimate areas and just plain skin in general.  I chose this cream as my first one to use since it is hydroquinone-free and was a great alternative to that.  I’ve read so many horrific stories about how  dangerous at times using a cream with hydroquinone is and didn’t really want to put my body through that. 😛

Dr. Pinks Anal Brightening Cream comes in a 50ml/1.7fl oz bottle, but for the price and how much I have to use I wish it came with more cream in it.  It has an easy pump on top that made application a lot easier.  The consistency of the cream wasn’t as thick as I was expecting and for some reason I had this idea in my head that it was going to be like “shaving cream” thick almost foam like. haha not bad just not expected. It was like a nice night cream consistency.  I didn’t mind the smell and actually thought it wasn’t that bad.  It smelled like a menthol citrus but keep in mind it’s not right up next to my nose so maybe after awhile I probably would have been bothered. The cap sucked though since I dropped it on my tile flooring, it got a crack on the side and barely stayed on even when it was in good shape but it gave it a nice packaging touch to it all.

This review took me a month in the making, since I hate to be too quick to judge.  I love to see quick results, so this PAINED ME to wait so long (that’s probably the reason as to why girls opt to using hydroquinone or just going to a salon to just bleach themselves).  It says it could take weeks to even months to see results, SO PLEASE KEEP THAT IN MIND.  Luckily, for me it only took 3 days to visibly see results and 2 weeks to be at the level I desired.

I followed the directions completely and did as I was instructed.  Daily, I put a thin layer of the cream on my key spots (underarms, a few scars on my legs and my intimate areas.  After a few days, I started to see a small difference.  It wasn’t a shocking “black Michael Jackson to white Michael Jackson” effect but it lightened to the point to where it highlighted and blended with my regular skin tone.  It worked better on some areas than others but after looking up that one of the key ingredients Kojic Dipalmitate, it sort of works with your body.  Pretty much, it tells the skin to slow it’s roll with the tyrosinase (what makes melanin aka color in the skin).  So, In order for the product to keep working and maintaining the color you desire, you have to keep using the product.  Once you stop, the tyrosinase will continue to create melanin and your skin tone goes back to what it was.

 

Try Dr. Pinks Anal Brightening Cream out! Maybe you’ll like it! I liked it and it worked for me. It’s like real life photoshop. I felt like I just messed with the levels a bit and took the smudge tool to blend my skin all pretty. haha

At one point a customer asked if, I was bullshitting about this and I straight up told her, “If I could pull down my pants and show you how pretty my butthole is…crack ‘n all.. I would!” haha

Just remember though for the hefty price of $49.99 it’s only a temporary fix.  But, I can honestly say the results from this brightening cream, it has boosted my confidence a few notches.

 www.ANALBRIGHTENING.com

Review | Wet’s Wow Max O Clitoral Arousal Gel

I love giving clitoral gels a chance.  They are like a booster pack for orgasms because it just heightens the experience.   Whether you’re using it with your partner or just plain masturbating.

Wet’s WoW Max O Clitoral Arousal Gel is the clit gel you want, if you’re a big fan of a warm tingling effect.  I gave it a few tries to make sure I really liked it and then it turned into a  roller coaster!

Round 1: YAY! … literally WOW’d me! I didn’t have any expectations on trying this arousal gel.   This arousal gel contains agents that drives the blood flow to the top layer of the skin.  So, if you have a cool breeze or if you blow a gust of air and it hits the gel, and creates the tingly effect.  It speeds up the process pretty fast. 🙂

Round 2: BOOOOooo. 🙁 For some reason, the consistency of the gel bothered me, this time.  It does contain silicone but since it’s a crazy hybrid, It seemed a bit thick.  The layer on my skin bothered me afterwards.  Especially, all that clean up and It only lasted a few minutes unlike the first time. But! it had more of a heating sensation.  This heating sensation actually made me go numb a bit.  Total Orgasm Block haha.

Round 3: YAY! 😀

 

WET’S WOW MAX O CLITORAL AROUSAL GEL wet-wowmaxThis clitoral gel brings on the orgasm by heat, so if you’re not a fan of warming and heat, you should pass on this one.  The tingling might get interpreted to you as BURNING!!! haha I’ve noticed it stimulates the inner vulva lips (clitoral legs) more than it does on the actual iceberg tip of the clitoris.  So if you’re super sensitive, grab your self a pillow of this to try out and put it on your inner labia lips, to test out if this will be the right fit for you.

This was my second clitoral gel I ever tried and since then, i’ve always had some in my sex toy drawer for fun.   Wet’s Wow Max O Clitoral Arousal Gel is an easy find in stores.

Review | Pink Privates Intimate Area Lightening Cream

BA-PP10Pink Privates is a great Intimate Area Lightening Cream.  It can be used anywhere you feel that you want to lighten things up a bit. Pink Privates is a cream that can be used on your underarms, outer skin of anus and vagina, penis, nipples and scrotum area.   It’s a safer way to lighten skin since it does it progressively over time.

So, if you have patience, try out Pink Privates.  It has Arbutin which prevents melanin from producing and keeps the skin lighter.  You have to apply it twice a day, preferably after you exfoliate the skin.  I saw results after a week but I’m a bit of a spaz and I forget to put it on at times.  Which made things a bit difficult because I couldn’t see the results immediately.  It tells the skin to reproduce new bright and shiny skin but without the darker tones.   It doesn’t have a super pungent smell but it does have a distinctive smell.  Two pumps usually will cover a small area of skin and it’s an easy addition to a skin regime for some.

It’s a pretty penny if you feel that your skin needs it. It run anywhere from $25-50.  But you have to continue using to keep the results once it’s achieved.

 

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Review | ID Hero Cool Blast

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My inner geek and fascination with super heroes is in love with the whole branding and packaging for ID Hero Cool Blast.  But, my realistic hoity toity side felt the whole look was a bit cheesey.  It gave me a sense of false hope that it was more novelty than a real product.  Probaly, that’s why it took me so long to take the product seriously to actually  give it a try.  Which sucks because it ended up being one of my favorite cooling lubes out there.

product-coolblast-1ID Hero Cool Blast is a water based lubricant that is made with Mentha Piperita oil aka peppermint oil to create a fun cooling effect.  Cooling lubricants such as the Cool Blast give a new type of sensation and this one isn’t the type that reacts with friction or a blowing effect.  On contact within minutes, it will create a mild sensation and it intensifies from there.  I found it to be refreshing especially during the peak of those hot Californian summer nights.  **cool down**  Also, during a longer diy session that gets too hot.

product-coolblast-3This lube is clear, with a viscosity that is medium to thick density which makes it easier to apply and glides on with ease.  The Cool Blast thickness almost gives a mild cushion between skin to skin/toy contact so it allows you, to feel that friction isn’t going to happen.  It’s great for a glide just for the clit.

Just keep in mind, since it is a water-based lubricant, it has  tendency to evaporate after awhile.  This lube dried out fast for me and when it did, ID Hero Cool Blast became really tacky and I needed to add a bunch more.  It left that “I just used lube”thin layer feel on the skin but its fine after a simple soap and water wash down.

Just a tip, The cap is a bit annoying with the snap off closure and the constant open and close has a tendency to break off after time… or dropping it on hard surfaces. >_<

product-coolblast-2I find any type of cooling lubricant is more of a once in a blue moon to spice things up type of lubricant.  ID Hero Cool Blast  is awesome when you are a bit bored and need to take it up a notch but I don’t recommend it every day.   If you have  a temperamental vagina like mine, it messes up with my ecosystem down there and I have to take a visit to the doctor instead of another round of sexy time sessions.

I have only encountered one person who voiced their opinion that they haven’t liked this lube.  The cooling sensation was a little extreme for her and after she used the lube she had irritation on her inner labia lips and she got a yeast infection.
Other than that, anyone who’s wanted to try out a cooling lube including myself have enjoyed it. 😀 There is many more from the ID Heroes line to choose but give the cooling and warming lubes a try. 😛

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Review | Jo Unscented Anti-Bacterial Foaming Toy Cleaner

Toy cleaners are always a necessity for any sex toy owner.   Many just stick with regular soap and water but after trying System Jo’s  Unscented Anti-Bacterial Foaming Toy Cleaner, it has become my go-to.

JO+Toy+cleanerWith just a few pumps, the foam cleaner will cover majority of the surfaces of my toys.  I normally leave it on my toy for a minute or so and after a good wipe down, rinse it completely clean. System Jo’s  Unscented Anti-Bacterial Foaming Toy Cleaner removes any residue and leaves it squeaky clean.  The cleaner isn’t greasy (kind of like some eye makeup removers haha) and doesn’t leave any residue on the toy that some other toy cleaners leave  that causes irritation or infections.

This toy cleaner doesn’t contain any alcohol or anything too abrasive, so that it’s overpowering.  When they say, Unscented, they weren’t kidding.  THANK GOD. haha I hate cleaners that are too scented or smell like an entire janitor’s cleaning supply closet was dumped on a toy.

Jo’s  Unscented Anti-Bacterial Foaming Toy Cleaner is completely affordable and a little goes a long way. 🙂  This toy cleaner is a staple in my sex toy drawer and  and I highly recommend it.