Crave Vesper | Sex Toy Review

Over 6 years ago, this company started their vision by crowdfunding their way into one of the most elegant and innovative toy companies in the market.  I love that they started from the bottom and now they have such a beautiful selection of vibrators. It’s very rare that I can describe a Sex Toy… beautiful but it really is.  Their chic and sleek products looks define their image. This puts my mind at ease as a consumer and draws me to them. The Vesper is a slim bullet vibrator that duals as an eloquent piece of jewelry as well.  Made from … Continue Reading ❤ →

WeVibe Touch | Sex Toy Review

I don’t normally name my toys but sometimes the names that the companies give them are a little much or the name is so basic that when I mention the toy, it doesn’t leave an impression.  Every since I accidentally let it slip that the Touch by We-Vibe is called my Purple People Eater.  My Friends have adapted to it and always call it by that too.  The “Purple People Eater” name has even left an impression so great… that even my customers remember and call their new Touch by that name too! At first glance, in a display case with other … Continue Reading ❤ →

Liberator Decor Heart Wedge | Review

Hi, my name is Jade and I’m an addict. A pillow addict. Lol I’m pretty sure my addiction would drive anyone crazy. You know those people that have to remove pillows just to have room on the bed? Yeah, that’s me. I know I have a queen size bed for the queen that I am, but on top of the body pillow and regular pillows, I have an excess amount of decorative pillows and pillow pets. Haha So of course, it only makes sense for me to have a pillow designed for sex adventures. Ya see, Liberator is a fancy … Continue Reading ❤ →

Nipcicle | Review

This review goes out to all the nipple lovers out there!  Keep the ice cubes in the fridge because Nipcicle has you covered!  Nipcicle is an arousal balm to sensation to the nipples.  This balm brings tingles to the nipple to become more erect incase you want to add some vibrating nipple clamps or fun nipple weights! Nipple play is great foreplay and if you want a more prolonged play session, nipcicle is pretty much ideal for that.  The menthol it contains takes a few minutes for the tingle to set in.  Pretty pre-game and during your lingerie set up. Bodacious … Continue Reading ❤ →

Doc Johnson’s Anti-Bacterial Toy Cleaner – Spray | Review

Doc Johnson has an Anti-Bacterial Toy Cleaner that is affordable and reasonably priced! This is a great toy cleaner to snag to keep your toys nice and spick ‘n span for the folks with no time to waste.  I recommend it for a quick wipe down before use. It’s a bit up in the air for some people, but it has a distinctive smell that I’m not too fond of.  To some people, they love the smell and find it to be refreshing.  But, that refreshing smell reminds me of really cheap men’s cologne.  haha  So, maybe while it cleans, it makes my battery … Continue Reading ❤ →

Trojan’s Fire & Ice Condoms | Review

I am consumer.  You know the kind  of consumer when new things are in my line of sight and comments like “oh, shiny! the packaging is oh so pretty! and it makes my heart feel tingly!” *WANT WANT*  *NEED NEED*  *GIMME GIMME*… starts spewing out of my mouth.   Product Packaging  turn my  consumer-driven-eyes into the decision maker which can be possibly a good thing but usually… a bad thing. haha When it comes to condom shopping, everyone knows the end product inside the fancy packaging is ugly as shit. haha  it’s a hunk of a latex that is a barrier with benefits! but kills … Continue Reading ❤ →

Maia Lucy Wicked Clip | Sex Toy Review

A toy that is suppose to exude color therapy to sooth my soul and put me at ease is right up my alley!  Maia Toys has incorporated color therapy with their toy line, almost a low key way of telling you, “Don’t trip potato chip, using this sex toy is going to make you feel more inclined to use it… and feel like a million bucks!”. I can’t even count the amount of times men (sorry to single you out boys! :P) tell me, “Does color matter?” after I’ve asked them, “oooo, What color do you want?!?” 😀 They act as if color isn’t a … Continue Reading ❤ →

Miracle Oil by Earthly Body | Review

With the name Miracle Oil, it’s prestigious name sounded like this might be liquid gold. ehhh… and I’m okay with that. haha  I wasn’t sure what it’s prime purpose was and then I realized it’s an all-natural way to transform and help with skin problems ranging from dry feet and heels, shave bumps, waxing irritation, nails & cuticles, scar and stretch mark reduction. I’ve always been a bit high maintenance when it comes to my skin.  Teenage acne issues.  Never drinking enough water, so my skin is dry as all hell.  Being of mixed ethnic descent and my skin is just prone to … Continue Reading ❤ →

The Double Pop G-Spot Lollipop | Sex Toy Review

Sex Toy presents are the best! I visited my lovely friend, Tera Patrick to have a little chat on her Vivid Radio show.  Where she surprised me with fun goodie bits,  one of them included the G-spot lollipop! *squeals*   I’m a huge fan of cute factor, especially sex toys that don’t look like a huge big dick or a hungry tentacle trying to attack my precious G-spot. 😛 well, sometimes I am but I’m all about anything that is more visually appealing a la kawaii.    The moment she dropped that goodie in front of me, I melted with kawaii … Continue Reading ❤ →

Dr. Pink’s Anal Brightening cream | Review

The first time I ever encountered anal bleaching cream, I felt like I became a huge ball of insecurity.  I never really was one to be embarrassed of being a lovely half breed that has “bronze goddess” pigmented skin.  But, out of no where I became BEYOND paranoid but not for the purpose of what it said on the bottle.  haha I have scars on my legs that are ALL the different shades of “nude” colors in a crayon box.  These battle wounds were all because I was an outdoor hood rat kind of kid. haha  Then, it kept digging at me … Continue Reading ❤ →