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Dr. Pink’s Anal Brightening cream | Review

23 Oct

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DRP10065The first time I ever encountered anal bleaching cream, I felt like I became a huge ball of insecurity.  I never really was one to be embarrassed of being a lovely half breed that has “bronze goddess” pigmented skin.  But, out of no where I became BEYOND paranoid but not for the purpose of what it said on the bottle.  haha I have scars on my legs that are ALL the different shades of “nude” colors in a crayon box.  These battle wounds were all because I was an outdoor hood rat kind of kid. haha  Then, it kept digging at me for all the other discolored-ness as I began talking with my co-workers about the cream.  They voiced their concerns about their goodie bits and chocolate starfishes.  I guess we all had this idea in our heads of how girl’s parts are supposed to look from porn (appaaaaarently… but I disagree).  We do talk a lot of crap on some of the girls since their cracks are like a deep cave of doom.  lol but everyone is different!  I know my goods aren’t the perfect shade of pink like white girls but it didn’t bug me.  I have caramel skin and milk chocolate chip nips that suit me just fine.  But, I couldn’t be a hater too much and brush off my co-workers concerns since I slather on facial makeup that makes my face an even toned canvas.   They told me that they feel that if their butthole is a darker hue that means they are dirty and maybe that’s what makes everyone want to try this.   So, I put it to the test for my scars, underarms and heck even my starfish. lol

Dr. Pinks Anal Brightening Cream is made for all of your intimate areas and just plain skin in general.  I chose this cream as my first one to use since it is hydroquinone-free and was a great alternative to that.  I’ve read so many horrific stories about how  dangerous at times using a cream with hydroquinone is and didn’t really want to put my body through that. 😛

Dr. Pinks Anal Brightening Cream comes in a 50ml/1.7fl oz bottle, but for the price and how much I have to use I wish it came with more cream in it.  It has an easy pump on top that made application a lot easier.  The consistency of the cream wasn’t as thick as I was expecting and for some reason I had this idea in my head that it was going to be like “shaving cream” thick almost foam like. haha not bad just not expected. It was like a nice night cream consistency.  I didn’t mind the smell and actually thought it wasn’t that bad.  It smelled like a menthol citrus but keep in mind it’s not right up next to my nose so maybe after awhile I probably would have been bothered. The cap sucked though since I dropped it on my tile flooring, it got a crack on the side and barely stayed on even when it was in good shape but it gave it a nice packaging touch to it all.

This review took me a month in the making, since I hate to be too quick to judge.  I love to see quick results, so this PAINED ME to wait so long (that’s probably the reason as to why girls opt to using hydroquinone or just going to a salon to just bleach themselves).  It says it could take weeks to even months to see results, SO PLEASE KEEP THAT IN MIND.  Luckily, for me it only took 3 days to visibly see results and 2 weeks to be at the level I desired.

I followed the directions completely and did as I was instructed.  Daily, I put a thin layer of the cream on my key spots (underarms, a few scars on my legs and my intimate areas.  After a few days, I started to see a small difference.  It wasn’t a shocking “black Michael Jackson to white Michael Jackson” effect but it lightened to the point to where it highlighted and blended with my regular skin tone.  It worked better on some areas than others but after looking up that one of the key ingredients Kojic Dipalmitate, it sort of works with your body.  Pretty much, it tells the skin to slow it’s roll with the tyrosinase (what makes melanin aka color in the skin).  So, In order for the product to keep working and maintaining the color you desire, you have to keep using the product.  Once you stop, the tyrosinase will continue to create melanin and your skin tone goes back to what it was.

 

Try Dr. Pinks Anal Brightening Cream out! Maybe you’ll like it! I liked it and it worked for me. It’s like real life photoshop. I felt like I just messed with the levels a bit and took the smudge tool to blend my skin all pretty. haha

At one point a customer asked if, I was bullshitting about this and I straight up told her, “If I could pull down my pants and show you how pretty my butthole is…crack ‘n all.. I would!” haha

Just remember though for the hefty price of $49.99 it’s only a temporary fix.  But, I can honestly say the results from this brightening cream, it has boosted my confidence a few notches.

 www.ANALBRIGHTENING.com

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