That’s the case for majority of people. 🙂 Lately, Our work schedules make dating literally impossible to even schedule or pencil someone in our busy lives… OR let alone masturbate. haha
Instead of giving up on your hand since it’s losing it’s flare, there are a few Male masturbator toys you could try out. I know when I get bored, I just upgrade and buy a new toy. 🙂
Keep in mind these are just a few Toys directed towards men off the top of my head. It’s kinda hard to figure out what to suggest when I haven’t got you around to ask you more questions… AAAAAND well I’m not a male so I’m not sure how well half of these products are in action. But, here goes nothing… 😀
1. Fliphole by Tenga
One of my favorite “investment” toys for guys is the Fliphole by Tenga. The Fliphole comes in Black, Silver, Red and White. Each color is a new texture on the inside.
I’ve noticed that guys tend to like the black version better out of the four, possibly because the interior has a bit more texture going on. I find the Fliphole is a nice neutral toy to give to a guy, especially if you’re not sure what their sexual preference. The opening isn’t geared towards looking like straight up genitals like those masturbators that are have vaginas or a big butt holes. It simply has a hole.
The lubing up process is easy like spreading ketchup on a hot dog bun. Cleaning is easy pea-sy as well, since you can visually see everything. The piece that holds it together also works as a stand while it’s drying.
The design of the Fliphole is chic while being functional. By far my favorite feature is this toy is similar to those “cup” masturbators and sleeves in one. The sides of the toy are squishy, which allows you to squeeze your dick, gives pressure while giving a sucking like action. But! it is still held together with the solid hard sides. You can always look up reviews on this one. It’s top notch.
2. Fleshlight
Another “investment” masturbator that you can never go wrong with is anything from Fleshlight. Just like a person’s porn preference, everyone is into different kinks and attractions and well, Fleshlight has such a large selection, they got the OG masturbation toys on lock down. You can snag a toy that is a replica of some of the best porn performers out there or just a plain looking toy.
If you’ve been hiding under a rock and don’t know what a Fleshlight is, they pretty much are one of the biggest sellers in sex toys for males. They look like an old 1920’s flashlight, where you screw off the the top and they have a lifelike material that is a replica of an ass, lips, vagaina or an ass hole… and well… in goes the penis. They have a wide variety of inserts for different types of stimulation inside from their smooth original to the Stamina Training Unit. Which I love recommending for guys who are trying to help with their “sprinting” to the end while having sex.
The Stamina Training Units, have a crazy cool looking insert. I’ve had a few guinea pig customers use this one in comparison to a few other Fleshlight toys and this was by far their favorite. Apparently, fleshlight says that it is one of their most intense toys. Another favorite of mine is their
Flight. It’s a more “travel friendly” model but, I’ve sold it more to college boys who are in dorms and need a more discreet looking masturbator. It’s interior is pretty intense looking. The only downer is guys who are more well-endowed have a harder time using it. I honestly can’t express how cool fleshlights are. Just like how a simple vibrator is a staple in a girl’s nightstand, I think every guy at one point should get a fleshlight. 🙂
3. Vulcan
Funzone’s line of Vulcan toys are like the next level down of mastubators and reasonable priced. They are similar to the two above except it’s smaller. It is a cup masturbator with various options like being wet, or vibrating. I haven’t had much feedback on these but I’ve been asked about these a couple of times. If you try it, let me know!
4. The Super Sucker 2.0
Some guys want vibration (Fleshlight has the Vibro, and Vulcan has vibrating toys as well) but this one is a reasonable priced toy for around 30. The Super Sucker 2.0 is a decent toy from Doc Johnson. If I was a guy I’d get it. lol It’s made with a life like UR3 material. But, for those guys that like a more of a squeezing action this stroker might be your jam. It has a closed end for that sucky action. Cleanup might be a bitch with a closed end but who cares about that right? lol If it feels good, I don’t think you’d mind.
5. Vivid RAW
Cal Exotics has the Vivid RAW masturbators and these have been flying off the shelves at my work. This masturbators are life like looking and aren’t too shabby. They are under $30 and easy to hold onto unlike some of the sleeves in this price range.
OH! almost forgot, you can also try “single use” masturbators. They say single use but you can get a few rounds out of them. Tenga has their eggs and Funzone has their Juicy Mini Masturbators.
If you want to stick to your hands, You can always go with some new lube. Since you’re a dude, you can use an oil-based lubricant. They stay on longer and great for male masturbation. (Just don’t put it
near a vagina, mmkay?!?) There are two out there that I have a few friends that love and adore. Gun Oil’s Stroke 29 and Boy Butter. Apparently, it’s slick and you barely need much to “make it work”. Another great product that I love and adore is Uberlube. It’s a silicone that works with chicks and self pleasure.
Also, try switching up your porn watching variety. Sometimes, our fantasies just need a little tweaking for some new excitement.
aaaaaand, “Don’t forget the balls!” So, many times that line is told for girls, but guys forget about this when it comes to themselves. Right, when you are about to have an orgasm, just fondle and “pull” them downward. Or play with the inbetween land of your penis and balls. 🙂 You could always get down with your prostate, if you’re down I can show you more.
Hope this helped, I’m way more familiar with chick products but i’m always down to help with what I do know. 😀 Email me back with your address, and I’ll send over some samples of Gun Oil products that you might like. <3
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