Tomorrow is Earth Day. We always try and find ways to reduce our footprint with everyday activities, but what about our nighttime activities? So, I’d like to introduce to some of you a great way to reduce your footprint on this lovely planet we call home. Instead of adding to the landfills, that probably have massive amounts of dildos and vibes in the mix. Check out…
The first biodegradable and recyclable vibrator. The Gaia Eco brought to you by Blush Novelties.
This slimline style sex toy is a vibrator that is made from Biofeel, a starch based bioplastic aka PLA. Made from renewable resources such as corn starch, cassava(Tapioca) roots, or sugarcane depending on where it’s made, this allows it to be biodegradable. Having a toy that is made from renewable resources puts your mind at ease and Wall-E thanks you.
Now to the good part, Gaia Eco is a nice 7” long slimline vibe with an insertable length of 5.75” and 1” width. It has a turn style base to twist on the multi speed vibrations perfect from internal or external stimulation. For the vibration, it only takes 2 AA batteries and comes in 3 soft colors to choose from: a pretty Pink, a neutral pistachio Green, and a Martha Stewart Sky Blue.
If you’re looking for a new basic vibrator that Captain Planet would approve of, this is it, the Gaia Eco.
Happy Earth Day, and after planting a tree, creating a compost pile and other earth DAY activities, think about getting this biodegradable sex toy. Your nighttime activities doesn’t have to kill the earth at the same time. 😛
The reason I think they are funky isn’t because of their purpose, it’s because I’m judging a book by its cover. They make it so you have to literally put yourself out there and put on your most sexy face on, put some skanky lingerie and some “f*ck me” hells on because the contraptions look like your going to attack his junk and it’s gonna hurt hahaha it’s not… but it looks like it. I don’t personally know you but from what you’re asking for these might not be it. But I’m gonna show you anyways so I’m not leaving anything out. This gloves are literally squishy similar to the material of stretchy cock rings. So, you’d have to lube your hands up a bit to put it on or else your hands are going to be skidding on in. Then, you lube up his member with a water-based lubricant and get down to handjob town. They can be used on you as well, if you like to play crotch dj on yourself. BUT, they look like a hot mess. Almost like you’re trying too hard, which isn’t sexy. Thus, the reason why you might have to compensate looking sexy because this glove will put you down a few notches on the sexy scale. Haha He might not even think it’s that big of deal in comparison to you. But let’s keep the ball rolling.
It is rechargeable! The top cap that has a loop for the chain unscrews and you can screw in the small USB adapter to charge. It has a light that you can see easily when it is charging and completed. The single button is very indiscreet to the point to wear it look almost identical to my customer’s regular ol’ necklace. 
(She was bummed to find out the difference between her necklace and mine was she paid more for something that doesn’t even vibrate haha YAY for my multi-tasking necklace) I even turned it on for her and until she put it on her hand, she didn’t even realize it was on the highest speed. It’s extremely quiet, with 4 speeds, low, medium, high and the ever so annoying pulsing vibe (I have to be in the mood for pulsation). It was barely audible when it was on the pulsing vibration which made me laugh since my cellphone vibration is louder than this vibrator. Let’s put it this way, my customer was super jelly. The vibration is a strong buzzer so if you’re more of a thumper, you might wanna opt for their other options with a silicone top to make the vibration a bit muted. It’s a bit buzzy for my taste but I still love the decor of it all.
At first glance, in a display case with other premium toys Wevibe’s Touch often gets overlooked. This simple toy is made by the Canadian premium toy company, We-Vibe! Where their vibrators really live up to its name! I vibe, you vibe, we all vibe for orgasms! This company is pretty high on my favorites list to recommend. Their products sell themselves since all of their attributes are one of a kind, rechargeable, and body safe. They don’t over saturate the toy market with toys that are unnecessary but instead offer products that are made simply to satisfy a woman’s simple sexual desires. ( and I hope you read that with grandiose and elegance.)
The Touch comes in an eggplant purple color that isn’t loud and obnoxious. Premium silicone that is velvet to the touch all over minus the bottom where it charges and has a single controlling button. It’s pebble shape fits perfectly in the palm of your hand or your partner’s hand to get a decent grip, even if you are all lubed up. So, don’t worry you aren’t going to be playing hot potato with it. The tip curves into a nice cupping design for those days where you want a more flickering or pinpointing clitoral stimulation. It also narrows down so you can still use it while with a partner. But, the cup like scoop can be flipped over for hard pressure other times.
Total Hybrid… not too buzzy and not too thumpy. The vibrations are deep enough but fast enough to bring on orgasms without being too intense. The motor is strong but isn’t loud enough the neighbors can hear. You can play all you want in earshot but if you have roommates they won’t hear it in the next room. If you’re still paranoid, you can always just resort to turning up Netflix when you chill since this guy comes with 8 different type of vibration modes. The regular ol’ steady vibrations that increase 4 times and 4 various types of vibration patterns (Tease, Wave, Pulse and even the Cha-Cha). I’ve found that the steady vibration is great when you just want an orgasm straight and to the point. Then, you can use the vibration patterns when you would like to do a fun increase in the excitement stages while extending the amount of time while watching porn, reading smut or just a fun teasing start up.
Made out of a premium silicone that is soft and velvety smooth to the “touch”. This silicone is completely body-safe so you won’t have to worry about it having phthalates, BPA and latex in case you have an allergy. This smooth texture on the surface while applied with your favorite Water-based lube allows it to glide over the clitoris with ease.
The base of the toy has a magnetic charging connection that makes it a great waterproof toy as well! If you charge it for a good hour and a half you’ll have about 2-3 hours worth of play time. Now, my only bummer about this glorious toy is the magnetic connection to charge. At first, the usb cord has been wrapped so well in the box that it doesn’t lie flat at first which makes the toy flip a little and the connection moves. The moment I walked away, it’d twist like a silly worm and sometimes, a whole hour goes by and I didn’t even realize that it wasn’t charging. 🙁
I love being a female since we have so many holes haha and you could always wear a small butt plug to get used to the feeling and just bone regular all vag-penner stylez. But, your best sex toy is you or your partner’s hands, because not only are they significantly smaller than other things you want to stick in. Your hands can feel everything, from friction and if you need to add more lube or if the butt is ready to take more in. Use my butt-volution guideline: finger… then when your butt seems more, relax & add a second finger… maybe a butt plug… or maybe a dildo… you can always add a third finger if you’re skilled and then finally you —ease— in a penis.
Getting into that butt, one joint at a time. Or you can get a fun butt toy that has various nubs to play with.
There are a few of you out there, that are lovers of Gellee Jelly Lubricant by Wet. Specifically, their flavorful Kiwi Strawberry! This was their thicker water-based lubricant that had a great consistency since it was such a thick jelly viscosity.