Anal Sex Kit

High Maintenance Harlot Bich here… So Anal Sex is gonna happen and I hate being unprepared, so I came up with this kit you should gather up. There are 3 Necessities! Moist towelettes Tons of Condoms LUBE! I have my preferences but i’m always open to hear more. 😀 I know i’m not the only princess out there who feels like there are essentials in life to make things a little more manageable.

“I’d rather use Olive Oil because it’s natural. I only like using natural products. It’s not bad for me, right?”

NO and YES! Depends! That is great that you want to use products that are natural for your sexual lifestyle. Keep in mind oils are not bad for you,and as always what you use is always a personal preference. If you are using it for only external use and mainly for sensual massages, then I have no problem with saying that is a-ok.

What are Silicone lubricants!?

Silicone lubricants are favorite to many.  Either you love it or hate it. But it’s the kind where you get the most “bang” for your buck since it lubricates for days. haha Silicone is made from synthetic materials and the content of the lubricants is only a few items such as Dimethicone, Dimethiconal and cyclomethicone. There are different “grades” of silicone so not all are made the same.  Depending, on their “recipe” it can range from thick to baby oil thin.  Just like water-based lubricants they are sometimes additives that make it softer and a moisturizer like vitamin E.  But there Continue Reading

H2Ohhhhh, Water Based Lubricants! | What are water based lubricants?

Water based lubricants are the most friendliest to use out there! It has all the right qualities that are needed and wanted in a lubrication. What I mean by water based lubricant it is water soluble.  It is made with  various plant based polymers, preservatives and sometimes glycerin.  The newer lubricants that are being introduced have been adding moisturizers to decrease the stickiness and ability to stay moist longer.  So as far as water-based lubricants, there are a lot of options out there for you.

“The Gspot it’s real? I thought it was a myth!?!”

IT’S NOT A MYTH! THIS IS REAL LIFE MAN!  Dr. Ernst Grafenberg is GOD. This is the fella who found it, studied it and pretty much discovered the G-spot.   Of course, it had to become a fad and in the 80s sexologists made it known and thus the G-spot became famous.   This “Graffenberg” Spot isn’t some mythical thing that only comes out when it’s a full moon or when magic fairy dust is sprinkled on it.  The only reason it’s just hard to find is because the Gspot is made of  erectile tissue. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? It’s just Continue Reading

Lovely Lube-y Luberly Lubed Lubricants | What are Lubricants?

Lubricant also known as Lube, is just another tool to help you sexually whether it is to decrease friction when masturbating, having intercourse, or with age just to keep hydrated to decrease that icky dry feeling. SO! I’m GONNA SAY IT! Lubrication is not a crutch, which is what majority of the world tends to think. Check out my other Lubricant posts: Which Lube is for me? H2Ohhhhh, Water Based Lubricants! Silly Silicone Lubricants Specialty Lubricants and Hybrids

The G-Spot!

What is it? Where is it and How to find it?!?!  THE GRAFENBERG Spot! It’s an erogenous zone!  It’s a little bundle of tissue of the Paraurethral gland.  It’s a spot that allows women to experience a different and very intense type of orgasm and even some are known to “squirt” aka female ejaculation!

Anal Sex: Firstie newb time for Anal Sex

The Wet Spots – Do You Take it? There is no going around it, us humans like to put objects in every orifice of our bodies and fiddle with it ’til we cum. We’re just curious all the time. So when, I get asked do you like anal sex, I say yaH!?  Weren’t you curious once? Check out my other posts for Anal Sex: Do your duty, Prep that Booty!  High Maintenance Harlot Bich’s Anal Sex Kit I GET PRETTY ANAL ABOUT LUBE. Book Recommendation: Tickle My Tush


Anything Limited Edition always catches my eye immediately. BUT… when the names of the products are Cunt Dracula, Rampant Rabbi, Buckingham Phallus and Vagenie, I had to see what was all about! Apparently, not everyone has the same humor as me or as the creator Shed Simove. But I found them to be crafty and hilarious. It’s not badly priced either. Especially for a limited edition… silicone … and novelty toy. I think it’d be a fun addition to any sex toy collection. Be sure to check out for all the clever descriptions and to add these gems to your toy collection!

I’m SOOO Excited and I just can’t Hide it!

If I could scream at the top of my lungs and show you how excited I am about this blog… I SO WOULD RIGHT NOW. haha (!!!!) It may seem a bit odd to want to have a blog featuring sex related products and what not but I felt kind of bad for my family members that were on my social networking sites. Seeing a huge dong or vibrating fill-in-the-blank isn’t what they want to see on a daily basis.  Plus, I doubt they wanted to hear about my thoughts about sex and all the cool toys I encounter.   Continue Reading