Rubber Johnny Shaped Pencil Eraser

RubberJohnnyShapedEraser_02I’m a big fan of Groupon.com, a deals website where you can find everything under the sun including… Erasers! … in the shape of condoms haha

I was browsing the site for pencils and drawing supplies and I stumbled on these erasers.  Another fun novelty to stash in case you don’t want any one to walk away with one of your erasers.

Check out this cool link and grab yourself a pack to “prevent mistakes”.

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Liberator Decor Heart Wedge | Review

Hi, my name is Jade and I’m an addict. A pillow addict. Lol I’m pretty sure my addiction would drive anyone crazy. You know those people that have to remove pillows just to have room on the bed? Yeah, that’s me. I know I have a queen size bed for the queen that I am, but on top of the body pillow and regular pillows, I have an excess amount of decorative pillows and pillow pets. Haha So of course, it only makes sense for me to have a pillow designed for sex adventures.

Ya see, Liberator is a fancy company right here in the U.S. Of A. *MERICA*, that creates quality sex furniture and products that make sense! I could go on and on since I love ’em and have been selling them for years now. ( *waves* to all my old Castle customers 😘) But, let’s just say Liberator products helps make your sex adventures easier.  They are position aids that maneuver and contort your body into just the right positions for all your kama sutra needs! Since everyone comes in all shapes and sizes, it allows you to connect with your partner easier and minimize strain on the body.

Recently, One of my favorite distributors, HolidayProducts started carrying a few of their products.  Which I leaped for joy since I love being able to sell quality merch at work but it helped remind me that I needed some “Liberator” in my life.

So after much thought, I decided on the Heart wedge ❤, for its versatility …and cuteness. :P.

The moment it arrived, the box’s design was perfect. Sleek, chic and has all the necessary information that any person would need.  You can pick up the box and learn all the features without even talking to a salesperson and realize that you need it in your life.  Their products now come vacuum sealed and snug as a bug in a box.  It really made the experience of picking it up off a shelf, a bit more pleasing and I felt like a cool kid who is part of a secret society.

I unwrapped the goodness and it took a good hour for it to really come into it’s final perfect shape. since it was vacuum sealed.  But, the anticipation was awesome.

The Heart wedge looks pretty basic on the outside but it’s what is on the inside (like of the rest of their pillows and furniture) that makes it unique and is the main selling point for me.

First, is the highly dense polyurethane foam that is similar to the quality foam they use on regular ol’ furniture.  Unlike pillows, where they squish down and you have to keep adjusting and adding 10,000 more pillows for height, the Wedge is firm enough for a person to lay on and have the weight of both partners (while the thrusting action goes on).  Other sex position products out there, are usually the blow up inflatable kind with plastic edges that hurt and deflate after time.  Which is cool, if you want something to stash away but I want my heart wedge front and center on my bed.

Next, is one of my favorite components of this product which is the black polyester zip-up liner that protects the foam.  This liner is water-proof to deter all the sex juices from getting all over the place. … makes sense now, right? haha Because who wants soggy sex juices or butt particle pillows to fall asleep on.

Finally, is the last layer, the velvish cover that is a soft polyester, suede like feel.  I found that it keeps me in place and if you tie it in with other Liberator items they don’t slip and keep in place together.  This Velvish cover zips on and can be removed to be washed.  😀

The Heart wedge is small but mighty. It provides just the right amount of angle and lift for decreased back aches the next day. The Liberator products are the perfect positioning aid that not only is chic decor in your household, but also is one of the most functional positioning aids out there.

The tip of the heart angles perfecting to the base of a lower back and the top increases to a nice 7″ angled height perfect for G-spot penetration. The heart wedge is a great way to have deeper penetration and consistent pressure on the G-spot in case your end goal is Squirting!!!

Their packaging and on their website has fun diagrams to show you which positions might be your jam while using the wedge but my ultimate favorite is the fact that it has a little cut-out at the top of the heart. When the legs are angled up and at the edge, the cut-out is perfect for a partners face to get on in there for some oral satisfaction! Pussy on a platter time!

I really do recommend it since it really helps with folks of all shapes and sizes. This allows you to position your bodies to heighten your sex game and make your next sex adventure on point. 👌🏼

Check out their website: Liberator.com

 


I used to own one of their pillows a couple years back.  It was the Whirl, which was just a plain cylindrical pillow, but I never got the chance to use it for the purpose it was made for. Haha I didn’t have a partner at that time so it ended up being a decorative pillow on my bed that I used while watching TV or to roll out my back after work. Pathetic lol I know.  After I moved, I didn’t take it with me but I sure wish I did so I could’ve tried it for the real purpose it was designed for. 😛

So, even if you don’t have a partner like I didn’t. haha its’s still a great buy, if you like to  a firm pillow to play video games or read a book.

 

Consensual Sex Activity Check off List

alright aaaaaaaalright, I’m FINALLY posting this up.

It’s a Consensual Sex Activity list!  This is a basic list that has activities where you can see what might interest you or not.

I know that a lot of people find these type of lists silly, but I find that it really helps when you want to talk to your partner when you want to see what they are all about and vice versa.

When, you discuss this with your partner.  Come into this with an open mind and heart.  There may be things that you are into which will make your partner cringe.  OR enhance the relationship. If you haven’t tried it, but know it will be hot to try out with your partner since they might be into it, put it in the neutral or maybe yes column.  Then, Research! and see if that might be something you’d really be down with.

The, Maybe No’s and definite No’s are a great way to communicate and start discussing with your partner. It will open a line of communication where you will both either agree on the same thing or form an understanding of why one partner might be so into such activity.  You may not even know that there is something out there that exists and might spark that bedroom adventure spark!

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Consensual Sex Activity Check off List

Just filling out the list is almost as awkward as having the talk with you partner, if you aren’t at that level yet.  A fun way to make it into a game is to fill them out.  Then, cut out the Definite Yes! activities and put it into a jar and when you guys want to plan your next sex adventure you can just draw out one of the activities from the jar to try out and to keep things interesting.  The, Maybe and neutrals can be done when you’re feeling extra adventurous.  But, of course please plan accordingly haha.

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The “Touch” was perfect without “sight”

Mornings at my job, can be quite monotonous.  Dvd Rentals.  Lube purchases for Porn Shoot sets. Maybe some button battery purchases. Rinse and repeat.

But, I had the best moment the other day!  My customer helped validate my love for the We-Vibe Touch and how much my Valentine’s Day post really meant to me.  I was trying to push everyone to bring their romance back to their 5 senses.  Utilizing their senses with the help of certain aids in order to build a connection with their partners more or reignite it.  OR!  Using your senses to stimulate your body more solo style!  Either way,  Taking it back to something so simple as focusing on one single sense can bring your orgasm on ten times more!

In my mini blog post, “LET THESE BASICS TAKE OVER YOUR SENSES THIS VALENTINE’S DAY“, a guest post on BlowPaste‘s CheekyChaCha Blog.  I mentioned a silly blindfold. To half of the customers that came in for Valentine’s Day, they thought it was cheesy but bought it anyways.  To others they knew that taking away their sight would make things interesting.

To my customer the other day, who is “visually impaired” or rather SEXUALLY EMPOWERED!!!  She made me reevaluate which toys and how I present toys to customers who are blind.  She was one of the few customers who will come into an adult shop and know exactly what she wants.  She wanted a clitoral toy that was rechargeable and small.

Sounds easy and simple right? That’s usually the case but I never realized how difficult or rather annoying these “luxury” and “high end” toys were to use if you didn’t have sight on your side.

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Nipcicle | Review

This review goes out to all the nipple lovers out there! 

nipcicleKeep the ice cubes in the fridge because Nipcicle has you covered!  Nipcicle is an arousal balm to sensation to the nipples.  This balm brings tingles to the nipple to become more erect incase you want to add some vibrating nipple clamps or fun nipple weights!

Nipple play is great foreplay and if you want a more prolonged play session, nipcicle is pretty much ideal for that.  The menthol it contains takes a few minutes for the tingle to set in.  Pretty pre-game and during your lingerie set up.

Bodacious Balm is an all natural vegan lip balm company based in Los Angeles that has branched out and made a nipple balm that is sticks with their all natural tag line.  All their products are carefully handmade with plant based ingredients. “Due to the ongoing news about honeybees and wild bees dying at an alarming rate we choose not to use beeswax or honey in our products. ”  This allows you to ease your mind that it is made with safe and ethical practices. 

When, you apply Nipcicle to your nipples or lips for an erotic icy tingle, it’s quite interesting because you almost feel like you would want to put more since you won’t automatically feel it.  BUT don’t!  It takes a few moments to react and once you put it on there is no going back.  It will continue to work even after you try to wash it off. It’s a hit or miss if you enjoy this type of sensation.  The menthol brings the bloodflow there and if you blow on the skin where it was applied, it’ll add an extra “freeze” like reaction.

You can check out this product or their other amazing lip balms at BodaciousBalm.com

 

 

 

Trey Songz- Panty Wetter

I just added a few songs by Trey Songz to my Slow Grind playlist.   Let me just say, Trey Songz is seriously the Slow Grind king.  Majority of all his songs just puts you in that “ooo baby making music” mood.

What fake dick should I buy?

I got a series of Drunk snapchats from a girly while I was in the theater watching “How to be Single” after I posted this snapchat:

New Q&A (link in bio) lol I got a few drunken snaps from a girl, which all came about from this snap. “What fake dick should I buy?”

A video posted by Xox Jade 🐙💕🎀 (@hankypankyharlot) on

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Let these Basics take over your Senses this Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s day is just around the corner and a mix of emotions might be coming over you.  You either love the holiday or loathe it.  Since everyone associates Valentine’s Day with going over the top with materialistic things, they usually end up with gifts that are literally going to add pounds to your bum or end up in the trash two days later.   What people forget is that Valentine’s Day is about showing your feelings to your partner and expressing it in every way possible whether it’s physical or mentally.

Couples tend to forget that going back to the basics can be the most effective way to connect with each other.  The simplest, most basic little notions might be the trick to spice things up instead of going over the top with sky writing and cutting down every flower within a ten mile radius.

Let’s face it – Valentine’s Day “kits” tend to be a little much, but it is all about how you use them.   These cheesey yet most effective sensual tools will create a different experience and light that flame of passion.

Be prepared with everything beforehand, whether that means having the array of “tools” you might want to indulge in handy as well as knowing how to use said tools.  Even though, this is one day out of the year that you want to make special, it’d be nice to grab fun stuff that you’ll be able to use again and again. So, grab that pad of paper and pencil and jot down a  sexy shopping list with some of these fun bedroom props.

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Let your bodies do the talking and put those 5 senses to good use!

 

Wanted BOB Battery Operated Boyfriend!: Vibrators 101 Workshop

 

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It’s a new year! Let’s start anew and grab yourself a new Battery Operated Boyfriend… 😛 or Girlfriend! This is a nice workshop to figure out what type of vibrator you might want and what types of vibrators are out there! You can learn all the amazing qualities your new “Battery Operated Boyfriend” should have like materials that are body safe and all the deal breaker bad qualities.

Feb. 19th, 2016
8PM
@ Excitement
19841 Ventura Blvd
Woodland HIlls, CA 91364

RSVP Link below:
bobvibe101.splashthat.com

This is a female only workshop.

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