There are no words. lol I just can’t stop staring at this toy. JUUUST plain wishing I had some random friend to buy it for as a gag gift.
“Get your knickers in a twist for a right royal shagging from his royal hornyness. The mighty, royal dildo measures a full 6 inches in length with a meaty 1.75 inches in diameter and is made from PVC. The accompanying crown-shaped cock ring is also PVC and can be used with or without the dong.”
The packaging is just amazing and that random crown cock ring is just the icing on the cake. It’s not something I’d be like YEAH I wanna try that! but it’d be perfect to throw at someone for a birthday gag gift.
This is going to be one of those posts where I just wanted someone to giggle like a schoolgirl with me. so ….please do. 😛