Sex Toy Reviews

System Jo Agape Water-Based Lube | Lube Review
Finding a Water-based lubricant that you might like, is like finding the perfect pair of jeans. System Jo Agape Lube is Read more.
Is sex better slow or fast, does it even matter? | Q&A
Question and Answer time! Question: “For women, is sex better slow movement or fast movement better or does it even matter? Some women Read more.
What is a wand massager?
What is a Wand? | the adult sex toy massager
What is this magical Sex Toy that everyone seems to ask for? want? or are curious about?  Massager Wands have Read more.
Come Through and Chill – Miguel feat. J. Cole, Salaam Remi
This is the perfect stand in front of the mirror while you’re feeling yourself.  Where you just want to body Read more.
“I can’t find Climax Anal Bursts. Can you share a link to find it?”
“I can’t find Climax Anal Bursts. I don’t want to buy it off of Amazon… It’s not a matter of Read more.
Coochy Rash Free Shave Cream
Coochy Cream recently got a makeover!  This shaving cream has been a big favorite of mine to recommend for years Read more.
National Orgasm Day July 31st
National days are kind of my thing.  It’s a pleasant day to remind you of something you aren’t aware of, Read more.
I don’t feel comfortable being topless yet.
“You helped me find lingerie 2 years ago and found me some sexy lingerie that worked with my body.  I Read more.
“Love Between the Covers”
Reading seems to be lost in this world of every growing youtube videos, inspirational instagram posts and other blurb like Read more.
My GF asked me to get her a dildo. I keep striking out. What do I get?
“My girlfriend asked me to get her a dildo. I keep striking out. What do I get?” My advice is Read more.
Earth Day: Gaia Eco Biodegradable Vibrator by Blush Novelties
Tomorrow is Earth Day. We always try and find ways to reduce our footprint with everyday activities, but what about Read more.
Yeast is the Beast by Love Bug Probiotics: Mission Initiated
If you are a Vagina owner, sometimes you go through so many emotions owning one.  At times, you feel like Read more.
My hands are so rough…What does a girl have to do to give him a handjob without feeling like a
“…It’s embarrassing. My hands are so rough because of  work and they are rougher than his.  I want to touch Read more.
“I lost my Magic Wand charging cord when I moved, where can I get a replacement?”
“I lost my Magic Wand charging cord when I moved, where can I get a replacement? “ Toys nowadays are Read more.
WeVibe Charger Cable Hack
When you buy something new and exciting, you automatically think of all the cool new features and tech-y things it can Read more.
Crave Vesper | Sex Toy Review
Over 6 years ago, this company started their vision by crowdfunding their way into one of the most elegant and Read more.
WeVibe Touch | Sex Toy Review
I don’t normally name my toys but sometimes the names that the companies give them are a little much or Read more.
I Need Butt Help.
What’s up BUTTercup? “So, my boyfriend guy and I are adventuring with my butt. But neither of us have ever Read more.
We-Vibe 4 Plus ~ Caribbean Stylezzz
One of my work’s distributors, Holiday Products, is doing a display contest featuring their limited edition We-Vibe 4 Caribbean in Read more.
Au Revoir Gellee~!
There are a few of you out there, that are lovers of Gellee Jelly Lubricant by Wet.  Specifically, their flavorful Read more.
I want to get her a buttplug to leave in while we are having sex.
“I want my girlfriend to enjoy anal and I want to get her a buttplug to leave in while we Read more.
Rubber Johnny Shaped Pencil Eraser
I’m a big fan of Groupon.com, a deals website where you can find everything under the sun including… Erasers! … Read more.
Liberator Decor Heart Wedge | Review
Hi, my name is Jade and I’m an addict. A pillow addict. Lol I’m pretty sure my addiction would drive Read more.
Cheat Codes x Kris Kross Amsterdam – SEX (Official Music Video)
Consensual Sex Activity Check off List
alright aaaaaaaalright, I’m FINALLY posting this up. It’s a Consensual Sex Activity list!  This is a basic list that has Read more.
The “Touch” was perfect without “sight”
Mornings at my job, can be quite monotonous.  Dvd Rentals.  Lube purchases for Porn Shoot sets. Maybe some button battery Read more.
Trey Songz- Panty Wetter
I just added a few songs by Trey Songz to my Slow Grind playlist.   Let me just say, Trey Read more.
What fake dick should I buy?
I got a series of Drunk snapchats from a girly while I was in the theater watching “How to be Read more.
Let these Basics take over your Senses this Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s day is just around the corner and a mix of emotions might be coming over you.  You either love Read more.
Wanted BOB Battery Operated Boyfriend!: Vibrators 101 Workshop
  It’s a new year! Let’s start anew and grab yourself a new Battery Operated Boyfriend… 😛 or Girlfriend! This Read more.
Sexual Health Expo 2016
We Vibe’n my way into the Sexual Health Expo! 😙💨💋💕💜💓#sexualhealthexpo #sexed #sexeducation #womenshealth #themoreyouknow #sextoys #adultnovelties #pleasurechest #WeVibe A photo Read more.
Anne-Marie – Do It Right
This has been on repeat on multiple playlists that I have.  It’s  one of those slow grinding type of songs Read more.
“What’s the benefits of glass over other materials?”
Besides being pretty AF? 0_0 haha Sooo many things!  I’m still shocked that even after everybody and their mom’s hopped on Read more.
Valentine’s day Gift Ideas: The Friend Edition
I know that Valentine’s Day is for Loooooovers, people in relationships, or people who are dating.  But, I love to Read more.
Bobby Grant – Ride With Us
Added this gem to my Slow Grind, Spotify Playlist.  Haven’t really looked much up on Bobby Grant, but this song Read more.
Silencing Slider – Cheeseburger Ball Gag from Gorge Ohwel
Anyone who knows me, understands my love for Cheeseburgers.  Anything cheeseburger themed makes my heart tickle.  So, you can’t imagine Read more.
I’m proud of my BLACK FRIDAY purchase.
First off, I’m a freaking child. Also, I almost forgot to share with you guys what I did a few Read more.
CuddleFuxxx: Excitement’s 2nd Annual Pre-Valentine’s Day Bash!
RSVP to be entered into our Free Raffle! cuddlefuxxx2.splashthat.com Read more.
Butt Unicorns Unite!: An Anal Basics Workshop
Valentine’s Day Countdown!
One of my favorite holidays is Valentine’s Day!   A pretty odd holiday to love but it’s so nice that Read more.
Can you recommend a simple bullet that is cheap and disposable?
My husband and I travel almost 4 times in a month span.  I can’t even count on my fingers and Read more.
Etsy Round-up: Star Wars themed
After having my crafty Star Wars moment,  I was browsing and came across a whole lot o’ awesomeness on etsy. Read more.
The Force Awakens
With the new Star Wars movie coming out, it awakened my inner craft goddess since the last time I made Read more.
What is a Clitoral Arousal Gel or Enhancement Cream!?!?
Sometimes, a gal needs a little spring in her step.  Whether it’s once in a blue moon for fun or possibly when her Read more.
K-Goals! Your Vag’s New Year’s Resolutions! A Girl’s Sexual Health Workshop
https://kgoals.splashthat.com/ Read more.
Chris Brown – Fine By Me
She only loves me when the lights are off, lights are off She only loves me when the sun is Read more.
Is there something or a lube that can make me get in the mood?
I’ve been stressed out with work and whenever my boyfriend wants to have sex, I’m don’t want to because i’m Read more.
Best Strap on & Pegging Positions!
Once you’re strapped and are ready to go.  You might pre-game by stretching and thinking about up-ing your yoga game.  Until Read more.
FA-LA-LA-LA-LATIO! AN XXXMAS BLOWJOB 101 WORKSHOP
https://xxxmasblowjob101.splashthat.com/ Read more.
G & Juice: A G-SPOT & SQUIRTING WORKSHOP
  https://gjuiceworkshop.splashthat.com/ Read more.
Hello Clitty, Hellooooo Orgasm!: A CLIT AND FEMALE ORGASM WORKSHOP
https://helloclitty.splashthat.com Read more.
Happy Unofficial International Bacon Day!
Ohhhh, happy day to all you amazing carnivorous piggie eaters!  😀  This is the glorious day where you can scream Read more.
Stay Strapped: A workshop on Pegging & Strap-on Play
Thrusting aaaaaaaaHEAD!
Swooped up on a new muscle tee from Blowpaste! It’s limited edition and has been a big hit with everyone Read more.
We are not a directory of all things XXX related.
Sometimes, people seem to think that since we work at an adult shop we know where to get anything “adult” Read more.
Lenny Kravitz psyched me out.
Normally, wardrobe malfunctions happen to women and I don’t really get all “goo goo gahh gahh” over it all.  But, on Read more.
Trojan’s Fire & Ice Condoms | Review
I am a consumer.  You know the kind  of consumer when new things are in my line of sight and Read more.
Faithless – If Lovin’ You Is Wrong
I forgot how much this song had a good strip bounce feel to it. I was watching “Forces of Nature” Read more.
Suck-N-Blow: a BJs & Clit Licking Techniques Workshop
Danny Brown – I Will
  I go dumb and ignorant when I’m on that clitoris Lick your ass delirious, my tongue game so damn Read more.
“THE CURE FOR HYSTERIA”
haha I was checking out Comedy Central’s Snapchat and came across this madness… 😛 SO GOOD. Get More: Comedy Central,Funny Read more.
OBob| Your new Battery Operated Boyfriend.
I’m such a fan of the novelty aspect of sex toys.   Especially, ones that are clever, punny and would Read more.
Kegel Song Challenge
Once you’re able to figure out which muscle you need to be squeezing for your kegel exercises.  Doing your exercises Read more.
Art by Sphinx
Art is such a big part of everyone.  It’s a reflection of a person’s soul and a beautiful way to Read more.
Ain’t Nothing but a G-Thang!
Monthly workshop time! Let’s explore the Female anatomy and learn where the Gspot is hiding! Learn Different ways to find Read more.
Gballs² App
I just recently got my hands on this awesome little Gem!  It’s another innovative sex toy / kegel exerciser!  It Read more.
I am significantly smaller. What should I get?
I’m really embarrassed to ask you since you’re a cool person but I didn’t know who else to ask. I started Read more.
Respect the Help.
Respect is a thing that customers consistently forget when dealing with retail employees. Adult Shop employees are no exception and Read more.
The Weeknd – Can’t Feel My Face
The Weeknd – Can’t Feel My Face “I can’t feel my face when I’m with you But I love it, Read more.
Nature’s Rubix Cube: Let’s Figure that Clit Out
Monthly workshop time! Want to be a better lover to your woman? Want to learn different ways to love yourself? Or Read more.
Anal Unicorn Toys!
I love playing with toys all the time, but not in the appropriate and correct purpose they were made for. Read more.
Doc Johnson’s Wonderland Massager
Sometimes, massagers have hiccups. These are a few troubleshooting tips I give to some customers and usually it fixes the Read more.
DVD Signing & Release Party with Kiara Mia
Do Not Use the FORCE!: An Anal Basics Workshop
  If you are in the Los Angeles Area, stop by Excitement this May 4th! I’m going to be doing an Read more.
Elle King – My Neck, My Back Cover
I’ve always loved the original by Khia but it’s always nice to hear a cover.  Especially if it’s a dirty Read more.
KINK
I opened Netflix last night, just like any other night for my “I’m going to bed” ritual.  Under the “Popular Read more.
Earth Day
The last thing you think about when it comes to having sex and using sex toys is being conscientious about Read more.
Basic Vibrators Lineup!!
Vibrators are pretty much any nifty electronic toy that can be used to just rub out a horrible kink in Read more.
Maia Lucy Wicked Clip | Sex Toy Review
A toy that is suppose to exude color therapy to sooth my soul and put me at ease is right up my alley!  Maia Read more.
Rihanna – B*tch Better Have My Money
  lol My manager said, “This song was made for strippers”… so true. and of course, I had to add Read more.
I rarely have time to go out or even date due to my job. My hand is getting boring, do
That’s the case for majority of people. 🙂 Lately, Our work schedules make dating literally impossible to even schedule or Read more.
Miracle Oil by Earthly Body | Review
With the name Miracle Oil, it’s prestigious name sounded like this might be liquid gold. ehhh… and I’m okay with that. Read more.
Forplay’s new fetish collection is out!
It’s a sign.  After watching that Nicki Minaj’s Only music video AND with Forplay‘s new collection that is fetish inspired, I Read more.
Nicki Minaj – Only ft. Drake, Lil Wayne, Chris Brown
OH NICKI!!!!  The kink in this video was just on point.  Her 6″ fuck me stilettos and those body stockings… Read more.
Bag of Dicks – sent anonymously
I’m not sure if i’m just an emotional ball of madness but lately, everyone and everything has been driving me Read more.
The Semenette, a Realistic Ejaculating Sex Toy
The Semenette just caught my eye recently and thought I’d share since I’d really like this crowdfunding project to succeed. Read more.
Always Battery Test before you leave!
Some sex toys are just like any other type of electronic toy, there is always the possibility of hiccups and things that Read more.
DnF | P Reign feat. Drake & Future
We should just get drunk and fuck… drunk and fuck, drunk and fuck, druuuuuunk …Girl, we should just get drunk Read more.
National Handcuff Day
In case you didn’t know, Happy National Handcuff Day!!  I feel like it hasn’t really made a mark but this Read more.
To orgasm or not to orgasm! Is that even a question?
So, i’ve been encountering this situation more and more… and it hurts my soul. Girls who aren’t sure if they Read more.
“I just started dating a girl, What should I get her for Valentine’s Day?”
I’m honestly one of the few people that you should NOT ask advice for this.  So, full disclosure, I haven’t Read more.
Happy National Peanut Butter Day!
Well, kids. Time to celebrate and get foodsexual. It’s National Peanut Butter Day!  As much as peanut butter is a staple Read more.
fyi: Sex Store employees don’t judge you
Working in an adult store, nothing really shocks you. I get asked the same questions OVER and OVer again, “I Read more.
CuddleFuxxx! Pre-Valentine’s Day Bash!
CuddleFuxxx.splashthat.com Read more.
The Weeknd| Earned it
^_^ I know there are haters towards the Fifty Shades of Grey series of books. But, The weeknd’s new song Read more.
Tapes | Tried to
  This is my most recent jam that I can’t get enough of. Close your eyes and just move your Read more.
Prince Willy Yum Dong
There are no words. lol  I just can’t stop staring at this toy. JUUUST plain wishing I had some random Read more.
Go-Go Rabbit Massager by NS Novelties
NS Novelties has got me hooked once again with their most recent endeavor, the Go-Go Rabbit Massager.  This clit commander is just OOZING with cute Read more.
Hysteria (2011)
Hysteria isn’t a recent movie. Oldie but goodie.  I’m really into romantic comedies and this movie was a fun one with Read more.
Guide to Picking a Vibrator
This guide to be used like a checkoff list on how to pick a vibrator …whether it’s your next new addition to the Read more.
emo-ticons… EMO-jis… FLIRTMOJIS!!
Why be emo when you can FLIRT instead! haha 😛  I’ve always been a big fan of emoticons from back Read more.
The Little Spermaid: A DreamZone Parody
😛 Few inspirations popped up today for a lovely, “Porn Parody Persuasion” post!  A lady told me my hair color Read more.
VIVID RAW: The Super Model Date
A little while ago, I found out about Cal Exotic’s new line of male masturbator toys, Vivid Raw! They are completely Read more.
Get it Right! Get it… Tights?
Do you have a pile of tights that have toe holes? …OR pantyhose that have so many runs it ran Read more.
On my mind…. The Eroscillator
RANTING! My coworker and I were sitting around looking at random adult product magazines and we started pondering about all Read more.
My Secret Screaming O
Finally the secret is out! I was trying to figure out why I wasn’t able to find my favorite “discreet” Read more.
Tech N9ne – Fragile (ft. Kendrick Lamar, ¡MAYDAY! & Kendall Morgan)
If I could add this to my playlists on Spotify I would. lol SO GOOD. Read more.
The Double Pop G-Spot Lollipop | Sex Toy Review
Sex Toy presents are the best! I visited my lovely friend, Tera Patrick to have a little chat on her Read more.
Dr. Pink’s Anal Brightening cream | Review
The first time I ever encountered anal bleaching cream, I felt like I became a huge ball of insecurity.  I Read more.
STRIP DAT | PLAYLIST
Sometimes, I wish I had better genes, where I got to be blessed with a huge ass.  So, when songs Read more.
Jeremih – Fuck You All The Time (Shlohmo Remix)
InterCourses: An Aphrodisiac Cookbook | Review
Yanno, those old ladies that love cook books SO much that the hoard every single cook book they come in contact with?… Read more.
Is it okay if my man cums inside of my anus?
Q: When I was having anal sex with my partner, I was curious about whether it was okay if he Read more.
Insatiable: Porn-A Love Story | Review
Everyone is obsessed with taking a peek into another person’s life.  Partially because you want to know their accomplishments,  possibly Read more.
Adventures in Squirtland
So, why are we going to talk about Adventures in Squirtland?  Well, I was talking to a girl and she Read more.
Book Reading and Signing with Tera Patrick!
  SinnerTakesAll.splashthat.com Read more.
Magic Wand gave the wrong kind of Sparks
This past week, porn performer Missy Martinez was doing a scene and apparently was using a Magic Wand with a Read more.
HELP! I need to Prevent B.V.
B.V.  to some… this abbreviation may not mean anything BUT to others… it’s like the plague. So, I feel ya! Read more.
Shake Shake Tenga
Attention all App Whores… make your way to your google play account now.  I was browsing the Tenga website and Read more.
ZHU – Faded (ODESZA Remix)
I’ve been on this kick of wishing I was a pole dancer and this song makes my hips swing in Read more.
Wet’s Wow Max O Clitoral Arousal Gel | Review
I love giving clitoral gels a chance.  They are like a booster pack for orgasms because it just heightens the Read more.
“The Truth About Webcam Girls” Documentary
Another great Netflix documentary I stumbled on, that I really recommend is The Truth About Webcam Girls. It features Three Read more.
Pink Privates Intimate Area Lightening Cream | Review
Pink Privates is a great Intimate Area Lightening Cream.  It can be used anywhere you feel that you want to lighten Read more.
Tantus Tsunami | Sex Toy Review
Tantus has always been on my radar since I first found out about their products.   …with their modern shape toys… Read more.
Tru A XXX Parody
Alright, so don’t judge me, but I’m a True Blood fan from the beginning. haha Read all the Southern Vampire Read more.
ID Hero Cool Blast | Review
My inner geek and fascination with super heroes is in love with the whole branding and packaging for ID Hero Cool Read more.
Jo Unscented Anti-Bacterial Foaming Toy Cleaner | Review
Toy cleaners are always a necessity for any sex toy owner.   Many just stick with regular soap and water Read more.
Smartballs Metallic Kegel Exerciser by Fun Factory | Sex Toy Review
I’ve been meaning to write a review on Fun Factory’s Smartballs Original Kegel Exercisers in Metallic Magenta and Rose.  But Read more.
Lelo Liv | Sex Toy Review
Lelo’s Liv is by far my favorite basic toy out there.  This toy is what really opened my eyes to Read more.
Hott Product’s Oralicious | Review
Oralicious, is a cotton mouth’s best friend.  It’s an Oral Sex Cream that is literally a moisturizer for your mouth. The Oral Read more.
“Weeds”| …reminded me to do my kegels.
I was having myself a “Weeds” marathon and loved this part with Uncle Andy. 😛  I love how open and Read more.
NS Novelties Bare Bondage
I’m really into minimal bondage, just light play, straight and to the point. But, nothing too extreme. Maybe it’s because everything Read more.
Iroha Mini ume-anzu | Sex Toy Review
I’ve always been a fan of Tenga‘s male masturbation products for their modern design.  Tenga designs have a look that isn’t Read more.
SEPTEMBER! National Prostate Health Month/National Prostate Cancer Awareness Month
This month is National Prostate Health Month/National Prostate Cancer Awareness Month.  I just wanted to be that nagging voice for men, Read more.
T.N.T. Touch ‘n Tingle Arousal Gel | Review
If a warming and a cooling arousal gel had a loving affair in Clitoral land to bring all the blood flow Read more.
Dr. Pink’s CoCo Lube | Review
When I grabbed Dr. Pink’s CoCo Lube, the first thing I did was look on the back of the cute white Read more.
Crowdfunding for Kegels!
I recently came across two crowdfunding projects that were kegel-tastic!  I know that Crowdfunding websites such as Kickstarter has been Read more.
SHIPaDICK.com
What better way to say you love a person and you think they aren’t a dick…. by sending them a  DICK! Read more.
I want to get HOG WILD!! Wet® Boink N’ Oink Bacon Flavored Lubricant™ grabbed my attention
I’m such a sucker for packaging.   I’ve seen the whole bacon lube thing done before but it has been Read more.
“I am prone to yeast infections. Which lubricant would you recommend?”
I am prone to yeast infections. Which lubricant would you recommend? I’m having a hard time finding a glycerin-free water Read more.
Pure Instinct by Jelique Classic Erotica | Review
I’m always up for random beauty products that apparently turns us into unicorns that fart fresh smelling roses.  haha so any time there Read more.
Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer
Just when it escaped my mind that they were even in the talks with this, a trailer came out to Read more.
Basic Instinct by Pure Romance
Pure Romance is a company where you can host a fun “sex toy party” in the comfort of your own home Read more.
Vape me one time~!
I’m guilty of catching the Vape bug, like many of my friends.  It’s probably because they have sooo many different Read more.
SLOW GRIND | PLAYLIST
A play list for all the R&B slow grind baby making moosik folks. 😛 Read more.
Unhung Hero (COCKUMENTARY)
UnHung Hero charts a humiliated man’s fact-finding journey as he consults porn stars, doctors and anthropologists to learn whether the Read more.
Guide to Cleaning your Sex Toys!
Along with using a toy, you have to make sure you clean it properly! I mean, HELLO, with all these Read more.
Hipster Vegan.
I have nothing against Vegans, I think they are fabulous.  I’m just not a fan of the hipster fake vegans. Read more.
Swipes Lovin Wipes Unscented | Review
I’m a big fan of wipes from cleaning wipes to facial wipes… to of course!… After-Sex care wipes!  Why are wipes Read more.
Striplease | Dirty Honkers
Striplease | Dirty Honkers My boo suggested this song for my Monday music adventures.  I’ve never felt so intrigued to Read more.
Vassy – Desire
This week is a bit more pop-y than i’m used to but I really digged this song. Read more.
What are Kegel Balls?
Balls in your …VAjayjay!!! Ben Wa Balls, Orgasm Balls, Venus Balls, Kegel Balls, Geisha Balls Whatever you want to call them… let’s talk about Read more.
What are KEGEL EXERCISES? !?!?!
Many women brush Kegel exercises off as if it’s nothing.  I hear the usual, “ohh I don’t have a problem Read more.
Portishead – Glory Box
Oldie and absolute goodie. <3 Read more.
“I was changing my battery and the plastic ring on my toy broke, is it still safe to use?”
ACK! SoooooOooo vague. 🙁 and you didn’t leave your e-mail address so I can hit you back up to get Read more.
“I just got this vibrator as a present and it didn’t come with instructions, how do I use it?”
First off,   CONGRATULATIONS on your first vibrator!!! *throws confetti in the air* 😀 Doc Johnson’s White Wabbit is probably Read more.
Cal Exotic's Butterfly Kiss
“The Original” Butterfly Kiss by Cal Exotics | Sex Toy Review
So, I grabbed  Cal Exotics “The Original” Butterfly Kiss, after a customer bought this and she wanted to see if Read more.
The Pretty Reckless – My Medicine
^_^ <3 I love this song it makes me want to roll around in my bed and crawl around all Read more.