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It’s 20-16. Try a new Lube.

I have such a hard time attempting to try anything new.  *LUBE SNOB over here!*

It’s like when you get that bomb D.  SO GOOD.   But, you think, “ehh Thug life, I’m going to try something new”.  But, it ends up being mediocre or you just want to play the ultimate COMPARISON game.  Now, you’re comparing all the pro’s and con’s on D #1 and D #2.  But, not really just enjoying the fact that you got some.

This is my exact approach on trying new lubricants.  HORRIBLE right?  I’m being so close minded!  How will I know if anything else out there might rock my socks off?  So, since today is day #1 in the year 20-16!  New year, new you! Let’s add this to the new addition to your New year’s Resolutions!

Try a new Lube.

Anything! Something New!  Even if it’s just a plain water based lubricant, a flavored lube or you might want to get a little daring with a cooling lube!  Grab something you normally wouldn’t try or a brand you have eyed down for a while.  What do you have to lose?  It’s all TRIAL and ERROR anyways.

Below, is my Quick Guide to figuring out what type of lube you need!

Once, you’ve figured that out, get out there!  Visit an adult shop!

Many shops carry trial size lubes or smaller bottles, so your wallet doesn’t have a heart attack at how much you might end up spending.  They have pillow packs that usually are under $3.  This is a great inexpensive way to try a variety of lubes before committing to a bigger bottle.  The Pillow packs are great to travel with as well!

pillow pack

If you want any suggestions, just shoot me a message below.  😀

I get pretty ANAL about LUBE.

Recently, I headed out to a house party and ended up having girl talk with a mini group of gals. I stumbled into the convo and what was the topic? That’s right the unspoken “Anal Sex” discussion.

I got caught up in this conversation when this one girl said to NOT use any lube. I’m pretty sure my jaw dropped and couldn’t believe the next words coming out of her mouth. Apparently, her first experience wasn’t so pleasant and she had to take a visit to the hospital because (duh, she didn’t use lube and) she got an anal fissure (micro tear) from obviously friction and started bleeding when she went to the bathroom. She started spewing out how it was just because it was the first time. Haha our bums don’t have a hymen, people. It ain’t like that. It seems to be coming up a lot around me, and all I want to do is yell from the rooftops. WHERE DA LUBE AT?!?! Read more to get some recommendations and learn a few pros and cons on what to use!

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