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Happy Unofficial International Bacon Day!

Ohhhh, happy day to all you amazing carnivorous piggie eaters!  😀  This is the glorious day where you can scream from the rooftops that you are okay with adding a little more cushion to your pushin’ and clogging up those arteries as a reminder of how good that most recent Bacon endeavor was worth it.

I’m just going to go and say that Bacon is an aphrodisiac. I’m an American and well, that’s what we do. Eat. F*ck. Sleep. Repeat. 😛

One of my favorite things to do, is to celebrate random awareness days that really doesn’t have any effect on your day except give you a mission to do something related to it.  My usual go-to’s is food, it’s easy because you know you have to eventually eat somewhere in your day’s schedule and you can plan a lovely get together for a little bit of fun.

This Bacon Day, you can celebrate it with your lover by making some lovely “Angels on Horseback“, which are oysters wrapped with bacon.  A small snack to eat before you netflix and chill. 😀

baconpillowcase-webYou can gift a pillowcase, to your friends to wish them sweet, sweet bacony dreams.  So, even if it’s not Bacon day, every day can be a Bacon day to them.

baconscentedunderwearwomenOf course, this blog is about sexy time in the bedroom.   What’s sexier than bacon on some sexy underwear? Bacon scented underwear haha and while you’re at it reach for some “Boink n Oink”! a Bacon Flavored Lubricant by Wet.  You won’t feel as horrible as your snack time since this lube isn’t going to go straight to your ass.

boink-logoThis Kosher, paraben-free, water-based lubricant is an awesome novelty.
It’s scented and tastes like bacon.  33700I’ve tasted it and it was a bit much for me but that was after drinking a slurpee. haha Maybe I’ll try it later after munching on strips on strips of bacon.
I hope you use some of these fun ways to make your bacon day a little more ridiculous and a tad bit more festive.

 

 

I want to get HOG WILD!! Wet® Boink N’ Oink Bacon Flavored Lubricant™ grabbed my attention

I’m such a sucker for packaging.   I’ve seen the whole bacon lube thing done before but it has been brought to my attention that Wet had a Bacon lube. Wet® Boink N’ Oink Bacon Flavored Lubricant™ to be exact. I searched it immediately and … that pig on the packaging.  Dat Pig tho…  SO DAMN CUTE. The place I usually go to for buying my stuff is out of stock of this right now but this is definitely on my shopping list haha

I think I just want it for the bottle but it’s a must have to give as a gag/ novelty gift… unless you are a bacon fan like me.  I’m hoping the taste won’t make me vom haha

But, last year…I saw that they had microwaveable bacon popcorn… and I didn’t have a microwave, so I seriously went out and bought a new microwave just to try the popcorn. lol  I think this might be another one of my silly impulse buys.  Thanks Wet… just take my money!

HASHTAG #### BACON ON EVERYTHING.

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“Boink n’ Oink” lol I think I need to find a partner so I can “0ink”.