Trojan’s Fire & Ice Condoms | Review

I am consumer.  You know the kind  of consumer when new things are in my line of sight and comments like “oh, shiny! the packaging is oh so pretty! and it makes my heart feel tingly!” *WANT WANT*  *NEED NEED*  *GIMME GIMME*… starts spewing out of my mouth.   Product Packaging  turn my  consumer-driven-eyes into the decision maker which can be possibly a good thing but usually… a bad thing. haha When it comes to condom shopping, everyone knows the end product inside the fancy packaging is ugly as shit. haha  it’s a hunk of a latex that is a barrier with benefits! but kills … Continue Reading ❤ →

I am significantly smaller. What should I get?

I’m really embarrassed to ask you since you’re a cool person but I didn’t know who else to ask. I started dating this girl and she’s making me use condoms.  I hate using them because they don’t fit right.  The store only had condoms that were large and I am significantly smaller.  I didn’t see any small condoms. Do they even make them and what should I get? Aww don’t feel embarrassed!! 😛 and GO YOU! for using protection!  Sometimes, using a condom seems like a chore but it’s all for the best!  Maybe later, if things get serious you both can commit and get tested, … Continue Reading ❤ →

Earth Day

The last thing you think about when it comes to having sex and using sex toys is being conscientious about your carbon footprint left on earth. So, this year’s Earth Day, I’m just going to share a few things that you can tweak in your love life while helping mother earth at the same time! Save up and invest in quality sex toys! Getting a great sex toy has so many benefits both long-term and short term! If you decide to buy a vibrator, grab one that has quality material and is possibly rechargeable.  Quality sex toys have a longer lifespan, so you won’t have … Continue Reading ❤ →

Hipster Vegan.

I have nothing against Vegans, I think they are fabulous.  I’m just not a fan of the hipster fake vegans.  Ya know,  the kind where they are just doing it because it’s the “in” thing. I met a girl who would lactate a little, a side effect of her new birth control.  It happens, no biggie! Circle of life.  But, her new Vegan squeeze got freaked a bit and immediately asked “Is that Vegan friendly?”.  Maybe, I’d be a little taken aback and offended if I were her but that sure would’ve been a mood killer.  How sexy could you … Continue Reading ❤ →

Quick guide to Carrying Condoms! | It will be sweeter if you wrap his peter!

Condoms. It’s not really a sexy item on everyone’s list of things to buy.  It doesn’t even sound fun to say. haha COONDOOMM….  but it’s a necessity.  I hate being one of those people that harass people about safe sex but you should really think about it.  I mean, You really don’t want to put yourself at risk for being a walking bag of STDs or putting a bun in an oven if it’s of the baby variety. (unless you’re both planning on a baby… in which that is totally chill!) Lately, I’ve encountered a bunch of people thinking i’m … Continue Reading ❤ →

Happy Valentine’s Day! and the Start of Condom Week!

Valentine’s Day is always my favorite <3 with love in the air… and all that romance ‘n stuff. ^_^ Everything tends to end up all hot and heavy. So,  just a reminder ♥ If you are spending Valentine’s Day with a special someone make you sure you wrap it!