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Doc Johnson’s Wonderland Massager

WonderlandSometimes, massagers have hiccups. These are a few troubleshooting tips I give to some customers and usually it fixes the situation.

  • troThere is a sticker that tells you the direction on how to put the battery in. Sometimes, the adhesive isn’t that great and tends fall down by the connector at the base and it gets a bit wonky.  The sticker blocks the connection from the battery to the toy.  It’ll either not work at all, only sometimes, or it won’t skip through the various functions smoothly.  Grab some tweezers, so you can take the sticker out.
  • Make sure the positive (aka the “+”, the nipple of batteries) is facing down when you drop it in.  If not, and it’s flipped the wrong way, it will have a continuous 1 speed vibration.
  • Make sure the spring on the cap is a-ok.  By that, I mean isn’t bent.  It needs to connect with the battery to make it work.

These toys have a few features that make it distinct and you’d know if it is defective.  (It says on the box: pic below)

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Doc Johnson has a 90-day warranty for defective products. Only downer is you have to pay $15 bucks for shipping and handling in order for anything to move forward including age verification.  Maybe I’m just lazy but I’d rather just buy a new toy.  The shipping and handling is 1/3 the price of buying a new one. *shrug*

I rarely have time to go out or even date due to my job. My hand is getting boring, do you have any suggestions ?

That’s the case for majority of people. 🙂 Lately, Our work schedules make dating literally impossible to even schedule or pencil someone in our busy lives… OR let alone masturbate.  haha

Instead of giving up on your hand since it’s losing it’s flare, there are a few Male masturbator toys you could try out. I know when I get bored, I just upgrade and buy a new toy. 🙂

Keep in mind these are just a few Toys directed towards men off the top of my head. It’s kinda hard to figure out what to suggest when I haven’t got you around to ask you more questions… AAAAAND  well I’m not a male so I’m not sure how well half of these products are in action. But, here goes nothing…  😀

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“I just got this vibrator as a present and it didn’t come with instructions, how do I use it?”

0995_01_bx_1_1_1_1First off,   CONGRATULATIONS on your first vibrator!!! *throws confetti in the air* 😀

Doc Johnson’s White Wabbit is probably one of my favorite toys that you could get as a first time vibrator. 🙂  The whole collection of the wonderland toys are just fabulous! Cute and functional!  It has a lot of qualities that will introduce you to the wonderful world of masturbation. This will allow you to simmer on ideas if you want to get a toy for yourself next time if it doesn’t work for you.  But, tell your present gift giver a big thank you! haha0995_01_bx4_1_1_1_1

On the base of the toy is the battery compartment, you twist the bottom off, and one AA battery fits in there to turn it on.  Directly on the bottom of the toy is one easy button that turns it on, where you have 10 different types of intensity vibration and pulsation patterns.  If you hold down on the button for a few seconds it turns off! Simple as that!

The material of your toy is a soft textured silicone and the ears on it are flexible so you can flutter that onto your clitoris for stimulation.  If you hold the bunny face down, its nose can be used to massage your clit and the ears can just hug it too! 🙂  Just make sure if you use any lubrication, use a water-based lubricant since it’s not compatible with silicone. (AKA silicone on silicone is a crime! don’t do it!)0995_01_bu4_2

If you want internal stimulation, you can insert it as well aaaaaand if you tilt it just right you can hit your G-spot!

Overall, your new toy is a great clitoral massager! It’s great by yourself and if you have a partner you can use it as a nice little wand while your partner is penetrating you. 🙂

If you want to have fun in the shower, it’s perfect in there as well! It’s SPLASH-proof! You can wet it but I don’t recommend submerging it in water aka taking a bath. 🙂

Wash it with anti-bacterial soap, nothing too harsh or scented and wipe it down dry.   My rule is if you won’t wash your goodie bits with it, don’t wash your toy with it.  I use System Jo’s Foaming Toy Cleaner 🙂 It’s what works for me and one pump covers your toy and keeps it nice and pretty!

It’s fairly quiet in comparison to most toys so you won’t have to worry about announcing it to the world that you’re pleasuring yourself as well. haha

Explore your body and this guy will help you out while doing it! G’luck with your new toy and if you have any more questions on it, just email me back!