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I’m proud of my BLACK FRIDAY purchase.

First off, I’m a freaking child.

Also, I almost forgot to share with you guys what I did a few months back.  I was a little intoxicated (duh) and did some online shopping since that’s what you do on Black Friday. You spend money on random things you don’t really need to survive. lol

This post is to tell you about my purchase I was most PROUD of.

A BLACK DICK.

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yes. I bought a dick. A BLACK ACRYLIC DICK SHAPED KEY FOB. 😛  It was a measly dollar but oh man, was I happy in the morning when I checked my email to see a confirmation letter.  “Thanks for ordering from ShipADick.com!!” … I actually laughed out loud that I just spend my hard earned money on a random piece of dick plastic. haha

The packaging is what really got me laughing when I received it.

I have since turned my keychain into a necklace that I wear with pride.  It’s a symbol of my immaturity, my love for penis and my love for ShipaDick.com.  (Thanks guys! Your company makes me giggle and I like it.)

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Be sure to check out ShipaDick.com, where you can send all your besties a Giant Cardboard Dick… just because you care. 😛blue-ball-left

Prince Willy Yum Dong

There are no words. lol  I just can’t stop staring at this toy. JUUUST plain wishing I had some random friend to buy it for as a gag gift.  TS1004027

“Get your knickers in a twist for a right royal shagging from his royal hornyness. The mighty, royal dildo measures a full 6 inches in length with a meaty 1.75 inches in diameter and is made from PVC. The accompanying crown-shaped cock ring is also PVC and can be used with or without the dong.”

The packaging is just amazing and that random crown cock ring is just the icing on the cake.  It’s not something I’d be like YEAH I wanna try that! but it’d be perfect to throw at someone for a birthday gag gift.

This is going to be one of those posts where I just wanted someone to giggle like a schoolgirl with me. so ….please do. 😛