I’m proud of my BLACK FRIDAY purchase.

First off, I’m a freaking child. Also, I almost forgot to share with you guys what I did a few months back.  I was a little intoxicated (duh) and did some online shopping since that’s what you do on Black Friday. You spend money on random things you don’t really need to survive. lol This post is to tell you about my purchase I was most PROUD of. A BLACK DICK. yes. I bought a dick. A BLACK ACRYLIC DICK SHAPED KEY FOB. 😛  It was a measly dollar but oh man, was I happy in the morning when I checked … Continue Reading ❤ →

Prince Willy Yum Dong

There are no words. lol  I just can’t stop staring at this toy. JUUUST plain wishing I had some random friend to buy it for as a gag gift.   “Get your knickers in a twist for a right royal shagging from his royal hornyness. The mighty, royal dildo measures a full 6 inches in length with a meaty 1.75 inches in diameter and is made from PVC. The accompanying crown-shaped cock ring is also PVC and can be used with or without the dong.” The packaging is just amazing and that random crown cock ring is just the icing … Continue Reading ❤ →