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Tru A XXX Parody

303930Alright, so don’t judge me, but I’m a True Blood fan from the beginning. haha Read all the Southern Vampire Diaries books. Kinda love it. BUT HEY! at least it’s not like Twilight or something. 😛  But since the HBO TV series ended recently, I thought i’d do a throwback Thursday with a dash of “Porn Parody Funday” with New Sensation’s Tru A XXX Parody.  Supremely entertaining.

“Steaming XXX spoof! The simple life is shaken when death comes to the small, quiet Louisiana town of Bon Temps — where civilians, vampires, shape-shifters, and mind readers clash in an orgy of sex & mystery. When a dead body is found with the heart ripped out, local waitress, Sookie (Ashlynn Brooke), who has a talent for reading minds, her best friend, Tara (Misty Stone), and her Vampire boyfriend, Bill (James Deen), try to unravel the supernatural web and find the murderer. Sookie and her friends find themselves pushing all their limits, both mentally and sexually, in a climax you’ll have to see to believe! The mix of sex, horror, and action is so hot, it must be TRU: A XXX Parody!”

Now if only they’d come out with another parody going along with the newer plot lines. PICTURE IT!  Imagine all the fun moments a newer version of it would be. They wouldn’t know what to categorize it under. Tara… with her gf… lesbian porn… Jason and Eric… Lafayette and Jesus… gay porn.  Sookie and Alcide… regular all hardcore maybe throw in a “Werewolf” faux fur tail butt plug in. haha OH the possibilities are endless. haha ;P