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It’s 20-16. Try a new Lube.

I have such a hard time attempting to try anything new.  *LUBE SNOB over here!*

It’s like when you get that bomb D.  SO GOOD.   But, you think, “ehh Thug life, I’m going to try something new”.  But, it ends up being mediocre or you just want to play the ultimate COMPARISON game.  Now, you’re comparing all the pro’s and con’s on D #1 and D #2.  But, not really just enjoying the fact that you got some.

This is my exact approach on trying new lubricants.  HORRIBLE right?  I’m being so close minded!  How will I know if anything else out there might rock my socks off?  So, since today is day #1 in the year 20-16!  New year, new you! Let’s add this to the new addition to your New year’s Resolutions!

Try a new Lube.

Anything! Something New!  Even if it’s just a plain water based lubricant, a flavored lube or you might want to get a little daring with a cooling lube!  Grab something you normally wouldn’t try or a brand you have eyed down for a while.  What do you have to lose?  It’s all TRIAL and ERROR anyways.

Below, is my Quick Guide to figuring out what type of lube you need!

Once, you’ve figured that out, get out there!  Visit an adult shop!

Many shops carry trial size lubes or smaller bottles, so your wallet doesn’t have a heart attack at how much you might end up spending.  They have pillow packs that usually are under $3.  This is a great inexpensive way to try a variety of lubes before committing to a bigger bottle.  The Pillow packs are great to travel with as well!

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If you want any suggestions, just shoot me a message below.  😀

I want to get HOG WILD!! Wet® Boink N’ Oink Bacon Flavored Lubricant™ grabbed my attention

I’m such a sucker for packaging.   I’ve seen the whole bacon lube thing done before but it has been brought to my attention that Wet had a Bacon lube. Wet® Boink N’ Oink Bacon Flavored Lubricant™ to be exact. I searched it immediately and … that pig on the packaging.  Dat Pig tho…  SO DAMN CUTE. The place I usually go to for buying my stuff is out of stock of this right now but this is definitely on my shopping list haha

I think I just want it for the bottle but it’s a must have to give as a gag/ novelty gift… unless you are a bacon fan like me.  I’m hoping the taste won’t make me vom haha

But, last year…I saw that they had microwaveable bacon popcorn… and I didn’t have a microwave, so I seriously went out and bought a new microwave just to try the popcorn. lol  I think this might be another one of my silly impulse buys.  Thanks Wet… just take my money!

HASHTAG #### BACON ON EVERYTHING.

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“Boink n’ Oink” lol I think I need to find a partner so I can “0ink”.

“I am prone to yeast infections. Which lubricant would you recommend?”

I am prone to yeast infections. Which lubricant would you recommend? I’m having a hard time finding a glycerin-free water based lube.

ack! that’s the worst lady boner killer and kills your fun for later. Thank gaaaaawd we live nowadays in a time where we actually have a lot more options! There is actually a ton of lubricants out there that are glycerin-free~! AND! A lot of them are using it as a selling point and have been actually slapping them on the label too to make it easier for you!  Just stray away from ingredients like glycerin, propylene glycol and parabens. It will make your vag-life a lot more pleasant.

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