My hands are so rough…What does a girl have to do to give him a handjob without feeling like a cheese grater?

“…It’s embarrassing. My hands are so rough because of  work and they are rougher than his.  I want to touch him without being embarrassed. What does a girl have to do to give him a handjob without feeling like a cheese grater?  I’m sure his penis is confused when I give him a blowjob since my hand feels like a man but my mouth feels like a woman…” Holy crap, woman. I love you hahaha You went from 0 to 100 and it made reading my messages so entertaining this morning. For once it’s not another butt stuff question. Haha. … Continue Reading ❤ →

VIVID RAW: The Super Model Date

A little while ago, I found out about Cal Exotic’s new line of male masturbator toys, Vivid Raw! They are completely geared towards male customers with the rugged packaging including the fun, crass language on the boxes! (it was seriously almost at Pipedream status :P).  The line has multiple Love Dolls, Handheld Strokers and  infamous lifelike butt masturbators… and they really are life size! The only use I have for these toys would probably to use the assterbator’s as bong drums… or using the love dolls to get away with driving in the Car Pool lanes. haha But when they came into … Continue Reading ❤ →

Shake Shake Tenga

Attention all App Whores… make your way to your google play account now.  I was browsing the Tenga website and came across this silly app. The Game app is called the “Shake Shake Tenga”.  They have their Tenga Mastubators on the lineup.  Pretty much you shake the hell out of your phone and get a high score. haha I guess it’s a nice way to work out your masturbating arm or your handjob stamina skills. 😛 Head over to Google Play and download it! it’s free 🙂