National days are kind of my thing. It’s a pleasant day to remind you of something you aren’t aware of, something that you may love or something that needs more acknowledgement.
July 31st, is National Orgasm Day. A day to appreciate something so simple yet so important. Everyone’s life is so complicated and busy that something as treating yourself to a good orgasm gets put on the back burner. What better way to increase your quality of life both mentally and physically by achieving an orgasm or two.
When you look at the bigger picture of the benefits of having an orgasm, you might want to set some time aside today and get to work.
- Boost your circulation. <3
- Improve digestion.
- Helps protect against osteoporosis, cancer and heart disease.
- Induces cortisol which is a natural anti-inflammatory hormone which reduces the skin inflammation and promotes healthy skin and makes you look young and carefree!
- Builds brain function, your immune system (by fighting cells – kick that cold and flu in the butt) and repairs tissues.
- Nip Depression in the bud.
- Your levels of Oxycontin increase which is the bonding and “love hormone” which can increase connections and drive your passion levels.
Love yourself, get those orgasms and if you have a partner give them an orgasm too! <3
Ohhhh, happy day to all you amazing carnivorous piggie eaters! 😀 This is the glorious day where you can scream from the rooftops that you are okay with adding a little more cushion to your pushin’ and clogging up those arteries as a reminder of how good that most recent Bacon endeavor was worth it.
I’m just going to go and say that Bacon is an aphrodisiac. I’m an American and well, that’s what we do. Eat. F*ck. Sleep. Repeat. 😛
One of my favorite things to do, is to celebrate random awareness days that really doesn’t have any effect on your day except give you a mission to do something related to it. My usual go-to’s is food, it’s easy because you know you have to eventually eat somewhere in your day’s schedule and you can plan a lovely get together for a little bit of fun.
This Bacon Day, you can celebrate it with your lover by making some lovely “Angels on Horseback“, which are oysters wrapped with bacon. A small snack to eat before you netflix and chill. 😀
You can gift a pillowcase, to your friends to wish them sweet, sweet bacony dreams. So, even if it’s not Bacon day, every day can be a Bacon day to them.
Of course, this blog is about sexy time in the bedroom. What’s sexier than bacon on some sexy underwear? Bacon scented underwear haha and while you’re at it reach for some “Boink n Oink”! a Bacon Flavored Lubricant by Wet. You won’t feel as horrible as your snack time since this lube isn’t going to go straight to your ass.
This Kosher, paraben-free, water-based lubricant is an awesome novelty.
It’s scented and tastes like bacon. I’ve tasted it and it was a bit much for me but that was after drinking a slurpee. haha Maybe I’ll try it later after munching on strips on strips of bacon.
I hope you use some of these fun ways to make your bacon day a little more ridiculous and a tad bit more festive.