My girlfriend asked me to get her a dildo. I keep striking out. What do I get?
My advice is to buy one together. Communication is always key. It’s super hard to make decisions sometimes… I’m a prime example of indecisive girl. So I KNOW!
You probably just want to go in the store, buy it and be done with the Dildo mission. But, next time why don’t you guys pre-party and go to a sex shop together. You might not even buy anything at the time but you guys can window shop and look at various shapes, sizes, colors, vibrating or non-vibrating dildos. See what’s out there and do the lovely process of elimination. I say go into a shop since shopping online gets a bit hectic with having so many options.
While, you’re at it… Whisper sweet nastiness in her ear of how you can’t wait to see her use it while you’re shopping. If she’s freaky like that. Or be a concerning partner, and ask her what she thinks would feel good or is body-safe.
Or if all else fails. Grab a Clone-a-Willy kit! It’s a kit to mold your penis and bam! Dildo á la you! They also have the option for a vibrating version of you! The Kits comes in regular flesh tones and vibrant glow-in-dark colors too. This will not only get giggles out of her but it shows that you put effort into getting her a dildo. A LOT of effort since you got to take some time out of your day and stick your dick in a tube with some gunk. Haha
I know you wanted me to just say THIS IS THE —ONE— MAGICAL DILDO that all FEMALES WANT! But sorry not sorry, there are too many dildos in the world… just like humans. Too many opinions. Too many choices.
Hit me back up if you got any more info I can work with to help you with the process of elimination.