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Doc Johnson’s Wonderland Massager

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WonderlandSometimes, massagers have hiccups. These are a few troubleshooting tips I give to some customers and usually it fixes the situation.

  • troThere is a sticker that tells you the direction on how to put the battery in. Sometimes, the adhesive isn’t that great and tends fall down by the connector at the base and it gets a bit wonky.  The sticker blocks the connection from the battery to the toy.  It’ll either not work at all, only sometimes, or it won’t skip through the various functions smoothly.  Grab some tweezers, so you can take the sticker out.
  • Make sure the positive (aka the “+”, the nipple of batteries) is facing down when you drop it in.  If not, and it’s flipped the wrong way, it will have a continuous 1 speed vibration.
  • Make sure the spring on the cap is a-ok.  By that, I mean isn’t bent.  It needs to connect with the battery to make it work.

These toys have a few features that make it distinct and you’d know if it is defective.  (It says on the box: pic below)

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Doc Johnson has a 90-day warranty for defective products. Only downer is you have to pay $15 bucks for shipping and handling in order for anything to move forward including age verification.  Maybe I’m just lazy but I’d rather just buy a new toy.  The shipping and handling is 1/3 the price of buying a new one. *shrug*

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Earth Day

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The last thing you think about when it comes to having sex and using sex toys is being conscientious about your carbon footprint left on earth.

So, this year’s Earth Day, I’m just going to share a few things that you can tweak in your love life while helping mother earth at the same time!

  • Save up and invest in quality sex toys! Getting a great sex toy has so many benefits both long-term and short term!
    If you decide to buy a vibrator, grab one that has quality material and is possibly rechargeable.  Quality sex toys have a longer lifespan, so you won’t have to replace the toy constantly.  This decreases in waste (Wall-E will love you for it!) and battery consumption!  Single use batteries and Rechargeable batteries have toxic and hazardous materials inside which means itshould be recycled.  But many people usually have a  “fuggit” mentality and just toss them in the trash  AAAND the same goes for old sex toys that die.  Decrease waste by having nice things! haha How can you say no to that?!?  haha

    • So, grab a toy that is non-toxic, hypoallergenic, high grade premium materials. Some of the best vibrating toys are made with 100% premium silicone!  If you’re looking for a vibrating dong.  Choose one with a removable bullet because then once that bullet dies you can just replace that instead of the whole darn thing!
    • Another great material for toys is Glass!  It’s one of the most hygienic material out there and it can be broken down and recycled.
    • USB powered Vibrating toys decrease on batteries as well! They aresignificantly cheaper than rechargeable and you can use them while you’re browsing porn on your computer. 😛  There isn’t a lot of the menu for these type but my faves are:
    • Wood Toys!  If you wanna be ultra hippy and love beautifully crafted sex toys visit: http://nobessence.com.
      “NobEssence™ sculptures are organic, waterproof and hypo-allergenic. Our sustainably farmed woods are firm from the start – warming to your passion and retaining your heat.  NobEssence™ exotic hardwood sculptures deliver uniquely luxurious sensations –firm, silky smooth, clean and visually irresistible.”
    • Another cool toy material is Stone! Laid has Stone toy made from granite and it is the perfect shape for the body to be a Smoooooth operator.
  • Grab some condoms that are made with natural, Fair Trade rubber!  Latex is Latex and you may not see the direct result of it but why not grab condoms that are fair trade and good for the laborers who go to the rubber trees!  Fair Trade rubber does cost alittle bit more but it helpsthe quality of life for the workers with all the things we take for granted like clean drinking water, electricity, having a roof over their head and education!  Remember these brands the next time you need to grab a pack of condoms!
  • Grab a lubricant that is an all natural or organic alternative.   There are somany different options now in comparison toa couple years back.  Older lubricants had so many filler ingredients that were petroleum based, or hadparabens. So, now! you can now just be completely knock those off your shopping list.   Also, you don’t haveto be a hippy and only use coconut oil.    There are many lubricants that might make your vagina so much more happier.  The following are a few of my favorites <3 they are latex & polyisoprene condom compatible, toy safe and are friendly for your body!
  • Can’t forget the BDSM folk! and For all those Flogging lovers! No need to fear there is at least a fabulous flogger out there made from Recycled Rubber!

Hopefully, these tips for tweaking your shopping list will give you a little bit of motivation to giving Mother Earth the attention and love she deserves.

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Always Battery Test before you leave!

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Some sex toys are just like any other type of electronic toy, there is always the possibility of hiccups and things that can go wrong.  Sometimes, Sex toys are troopers and can last for years but then there are times where their life span is only a few days.   Then, when you bring batteries into the mix, it can add a whirlwind of pro’s and con’s.  That’s why I always recommend you get your toy Battery tested before you leave the store! By doing so, you will cut your chances of having a defective or dead toy.     Majority of the Adult store’s out there lately battery test and this allows you to understand and see if your toy is in working order.

Oh and please refrain from the “oh, we get to test it here? giggity giggity” or “you’re going to test it on yourself? ;)” it’s been said and old.  

What I mean by testing a toy is the employee will put the appropriate batteries that the toy is calling for and makes sure if it is suppose to vibrate, it is… or if it swirls or shoot lasers, everything is in working condition.  If you have questions on how it works, now would also be the prime time opportunity to do so.

Once you leave  a store, very rarely, do they allow you to return them.  Also, just like any type of electronic they are ones that are defective.  It’s better to safe than sorry! because no orgasms for you if you get home and it’s a no go!

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Sex Toy Review | The Double Pop by G-Spot Lollipop

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Sex Toy presents are the best! I visited my lovely friend, Tera Patrick to have a little chat on her Vivid Radio show.  Where she surprised me with fun goodie bits,  one of them included the G-spot lollipop! *squeals*
 
I’m a huge fan of cute factor, especially sex toys that don’t look like a huge big dick or a hungry tentacle trying to attack my precious G-spot. 😛 well, sometimes I am but I’m all about anything that is more visually appealing a la kawaii.
 
 The moment she dropped that goodie in front of me, I melted with kawaii goodness.  The G-Spot Lollipop’s packaging fits their name to a T,  and just like any ol’ lollipop, it came with a plastic wrapping covering the top ball.  The clear plastic allowed you to see through and get a glimpse of the Green marble swirl pop fun that was in my near future.  They had a cute bow and tag attached at the bigger end with their logo and info.  Simple and to the point!  Many focus on the packaging, which doesn’t make sense to me since we toss it after we open it.  I dunno, maybe you might be a hoarder but I hate excess packaging (Wall-e doesn’t like waste :P).
Now, the downside of getting super cute toys is, I have a tendency to want to just leave it on my shelf and stare at it.  These cute toys end up being more of a display item and following my fashion over function motto.  So, this literally sat on my shelf for a couple of months before giving it a whirl.  The reason for this was a mixture of emotions from “it’s too cuterz to open” and also because that single rod for the lollipop stick looked like it was going to karate chop my cooch.
The G-Spot Lollipop insertable portions on each end are different sizes.  The various sizes allow this toy to be a bit more versatile in the ways you can use it!  If you are using this for G-spot stimulation, the larger portion will help if you like more of a flat headed stimulation. I always opted for the smaller end because the ball head was a bit blunt for me when it came to insertion.  Which was a bit of a struggle the first time and I had to do a shimmy swirl instead of a “shove it straight on it” method.  Just like licking a regular lollipop, twisting it helps to savor the taste and the same goes for this toy.  While inserting it, I did a twist and push and it worked great.
 Tied in with a vibe for clitoral stimulation it wasn’t too shabby.  It’s not something that is my first thing to grab but I don’t mind using it once in a blue moon. I do enjoy the fact that I can glide it smoothly over my goodie bits for clitoral stimulation and it is almost at the same level as my favorite glass toys.  My favorite feature is the Double Pop’s colorful insertable ends are made from non-porous acrylic and the rod is stainless steel.  These materials allow me to tie it in with my favorite silicone lubricant since it is compatible.
The Double Pop can also function as a kegel weight trainer.  By inserting the smaller end the weight of the bigger end made kegel exercises a bit fun.   The only downer is my kegel muscles are made of steel and after orgasm, retrieving it on out is a bit tricky.  So after using it, I recommend waiting for you muscles to relax and then twist pulling it out.
With a partner, I think it’d be a fun try but after giving it a few tries to see if there was a learning curve, it didn’t seem to do much for me.  This lollipop wasn’t really my jam but I found a few of my friends that loved and adored this toy.  They also had another Toy very similar that has a loop which may be a lot easier to use for g-spot stimulation.  Which would have probably been more of my jam.  But I guess I was just expecting a squirting of a good time. So, for now, it’s back on my shelf looking cute. 😛
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Kiiroo Toys are going to be “Long Distance Relationships” new best friend.

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Toys have been evolving and upgrading like crazy, from their battery lifespans to wireless to their incredible ergonomic shapes and materials. Which makes you wonder what’s next on the list for these awesome innovators.

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Kiiroo are taking it to the next level with social networking and being able to interact with someone afar.   I know many long distance relationships would love and find this beneficial to them.   Check out their indiegogo!

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Yo Bro, You down with Pony Tales?

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I’m seriously a seeker of all things cute with all aspects of my life from my comfy cozy pj pants to my sex toys.  So, it wouldn’t come as a big surprise that I’m already a big fan of My Little Pony and duhhhhh Sex toys!   So,  what is making me so bubbly and happy with anticipation?  Tasha’s Pony Tales! oh for the love of parodies and butt plugs! haha

Now, I’m pretty sure all the bronies got major pony chub since the whole entire cast are nothing but hotties… Like seriously!  Even all the starring male roles… Danny Mountain, Xander Corvus, Mr. Pete, Eric Masterson and Derrick Pierce! I plugged the trailer

above and after watching it seems like I would actually stray away from fast forward button.  But, what caught my eye were those damn butt plugs!  Of course I had to look into it.

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I’ve seen other Glass butt plugs such as the Bunny Tails from Fashionistas but these bright colors just caught my eye.  

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These colorful plugs come in two different styles by the amazing Crystal Delights™.  Crystal Delights™ makes some of the most unique glass toys out there and the quality is pristine.  I introduce glass products to my customers all the time (especially their hello kitty butt plug!).  Since, glass is one of the most hygienic toys you can attain, with it’s non porous qualities, it should be high on your ladder for adding this plug to your collection.
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You can use any type of lubricant you want with it since it won’t break down the glass and play with the temperature with cooling and warming things up.
Tasha-Reign-11I know anal isn’t everyone’s cup of tea but I do know that if a femme is curious about anal… maybe something with a little bit of flair will help “ease it on in”.  

Valentine’s Day coming up, so what better way into your partner’s pants than to gift your lover with a glass butt plug while watching some tasty pony porn. hehe ♥

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