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“I can’t find Climax Anal Bursts. Can you share a link to find it?”

“I can’t find Climax Anal Bursts. I don’t want to buy it off of Amazon… It’s not a matter of life or death, but i’m running low… Can you share a link to find it?” -H

Haha I get what you’re putting out there. I usually like to stock up on something when I get 1/4th of the bottle left.  Climax Bursts Anal Lube is the jam and Topco has been making this thing for like for-ev-er.

I always say, if it works and you like it, Keep with it.  I’ve recommended this to “R” 5 years ago and he’s kept with it.  In case you’ve never heard of it, Climax Bursts Anal lubricant is a water-based lubricant and is compatible with most anal toys.  It stays slick and wet longer. It even has these crazy little “bursts” and dots that you can visibly see that actually are vitamin E, so it keeps the anal cavity walls nice and lubricated.

I searched around and it seems to be a bit hit or miss. Since, you don’t want to buy off Amazon (privacy reasons– he shares the Amazon account with family members & By the way, Make sure you aren’t signed in when you are searching for these items because it’ll show up everywhere. “HEY YOU SEARCHED FOR BUTT LUBE you should try this!!”… get what I mean? lol)

I recommend Adam & Eve. They are Norton approved and have a 4.7 on Google Customer Ratings. Along with lubricant they have a little bit of everything adult oriented so you can go hog wild on there.

Climax Bursts Anal Lubricant – 11 oz, Adam & Eve has it for only $11.95.

They are backordered at the moment and possibly why you haven’t seen them in stores.  But, since it’s not a matter of life or death, if you can wait 10 days… It shows it will be in stock then. So, you might even want to stock up while you can.

Hope that was helpful to you & my followers and it was great hearing from you, H.

 

Prince Willy Yum Dong

There are no words. lol  I just can’t stop staring at this toy. JUUUST plain wishing I had some random friend to buy it for as a gag gift.  TS1004027

“Get your knickers in a twist for a right royal shagging from his royal hornyness. The mighty, royal dildo measures a full 6 inches in length with a meaty 1.75 inches in diameter and is made from PVC. The accompanying crown-shaped cock ring is also PVC and can be used with or without the dong.”

The packaging is just amazing and that random crown cock ring is just the icing on the cake.  It’s not something I’d be like YEAH I wanna try that! but it’d be perfect to throw at someone for a birthday gag gift.

This is going to be one of those posts where I just wanted someone to giggle like a schoolgirl with me. so ….please do. 😛