There are a few of you out there, that are lovers of Gellee Jelly Lubricant by Wet. Specifically, their flavorful Kiwi Strawberry! This was their thicker water-based lubricant that had a great consistency since it was such a thick jelly viscosity.
Well, i’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I just recently found out from a rep that they stopped production for Gellee. 🙁 I guess there wasn’t a strong demand for it.
I haven’t really found a flavored Jelly lubricant out there with this type of thickness, so I am a bit sad to see it go since it was the only one I was able to suggest to ya’ll. But, I will update if I do come across one that is similar.
In the meantime, be sure to stock up on Wet Gellee while you can because once it’s gone… it’s gone! Au Revoir Gellee~!
Ohhhh, happy day to all you amazing carnivorous piggie eaters! 😀 This is the glorious day where you can scream from the rooftops that you are okay with adding a little more cushion to your pushin’ and clogging up those arteries as a reminder of how good that most recent Bacon endeavor was worth it.
I’m just going to go and say that Bacon is an aphrodisiac. I’m an American and well, that’s what we do. Eat. F*ck. Sleep. Repeat. 😛
One of my favorite things to do, is to celebrate random awareness days that really doesn’t have any effect on your day except give you a mission to do something related to it. My usual go-to’s is food, it’s easy because you know you have to eventually eat somewhere in your day’s schedule and you can plan a lovely get together for a little bit of fun.
This Bacon Day, you can celebrate it with your lover by making some lovely “Angels on Horseback“, which are oysters wrapped with bacon. A small snack to eat before you netflix and chill. 😀
You can gift a pillowcase, to your friends to wish them sweet, sweet bacony dreams. So, even if it’s not Bacon day, every day can be a Bacon day to them.
Of course, this blog is about sexy time in the bedroom. What’s sexier than bacon on some sexy underwear? Bacon scented underwear haha and while you’re at it reach for some “Boink n Oink”! a Bacon Flavored Lubricant by Wet. You won’t feel as horrible as your snack time since this lube isn’t going to go straight to your ass.
This Kosher, paraben-free, water-based lubricant is an awesome novelty.
It’s scented and tastes like bacon. I’ve tasted it and it was a bit much for me but that was after drinking a slurpee. haha Maybe I’ll try it later after munching on strips on strips of bacon.
I hope you use some of these fun ways to make your bacon day a little more ridiculous and a tad bit more festive.
I love giving clitoral gels a chance. They are like a booster pack for orgasms because it just heightens the experience. Whether you’re using it with your partner or just plain masturbating.
Wet’s WoW Max O Clitoral Arousal Gel is the clit gel you want, if you’re a big fan of a warm tingling effect. I gave it a few tries to make sure I really liked it and then it turned into a roller coaster!
Round 1: YAY! … literally WOW’d me! I didn’t have any expectations on trying this arousal gel. This arousal gel contains agents that drives the blood flow to the top layer of the skin. So, if you have a cool breeze or if you blow a gust of air and it hits the gel, and creates the tingly effect. It speeds up the process pretty fast. 🙂
Round 2: BOOOOooo. 🙁 For some reason, the consistency of the gel bothered me, this time. It does contain silicone but since it’s a crazy hybrid, It seemed a bit thick. The layer on my skin bothered me afterwards. Especially, all that clean up and It only lasted a few minutes unlike the first time. But! it had more of a heating sensation. This heating sensation actually made me go numb a bit. Total Orgasm Block haha.
Round 3: YAY! 😀
This clitoral gel brings on the orgasm by heat, so if you’re not a fan of warming and heat, you should pass on this one. The tingling might get interpreted to you as BURNING!!! haha I’ve noticed it stimulates the inner vulva lips (clitoral legs) more than it does on the actual iceberg tip of the clitoris. So if you’re super sensitive, grab your self a pillow of this to try out and put it on your inner labia lips, to test out if this will be the right fit for you.
I’m such a sucker for packaging. I’ve seen the whole bacon lube thing done before but it has been brought to my attention that Wet had a Bacon lube. Wet® Boink N’ Oink Bacon Flavored Lubricant™ to be exact. I searched it immediately and … that pig on the packaging. Dat Pig tho… SO DAMN CUTE. The place I usually go to for buying my stuff is out of stock of this right now but this is definitely on my shopping list haha
I think I just want it for the bottle but it’s a must have to give as a gag/ novelty gift… unless you are a bacon fan like me. I’m hoping the taste won’t make me vom haha
But, last year…I saw that they had microwaveable bacon popcorn… and I didn’t have a microwave, so I seriously went out and bought a new microwave just to try the popcorn. lol I think this might be another one of my silly impulse buys. Thanks Wet… just take my money!
HASHTAG #### BACON ON EVERYTHING.
“Boink n’ Oink” lol I think I need to find a partner so I can “0ink”.
Recently, I headed out to a house party and ended up having girl talk with a mini group of gals. I stumbled into the convo and what was the topic? That’s right the unspoken “Anal Sex” discussion.
I got caught up in this conversation when this one girl said to NOT use any lube. I’m pretty sure my jaw dropped and couldn’t believe the next words coming out of her mouth. Apparently, her first experience wasn’t so pleasant and she had to take a visit to the hospital because (duh, she didn’t use lube and) she got an anal fissure (micro tear) from obviously friction and started bleeding when she went to the bathroom. She started spewing out how it was just because it was the first time. Haha our bums don’t have a hymen, people. It ain’t like that. It seems to be coming up a lot around me, and all I want to do is yell from the rooftops. WHERE DA LUBE AT?!?! Read more to get some recommendations and learn a few pros and cons on what to use!