First off, I’m a freaking child.
Also, I almost forgot to share with you guys what I did a few months back. I was a little intoxicated (duh) and did some online shopping since that’s what you do on Black Friday. You spend money on random things you don’t really need to survive. lol
This post is to tell you about my purchase I was most PROUD of.
A BLACK DICK.
yes. I bought a dick. A BLACK ACRYLIC DICK SHAPED KEY FOB. 😛 It was a measly dollar but oh man, was I happy in the morning when I checked my email to see a confirmation letter. “Thanks for ordering from ShipADick.com!!” … I actually laughed out loud that I just spend my hard earned money on a random piece of dick plastic. haha
The packaging is what really got me laughing when I received it.
I have since turned my keychain into a necklace that I wear with pride. It’s a symbol of my immaturity, my love for penis and my love for ShipaDick.com. (Thanks guys! Your company makes me giggle and I like it.)
Be sure to check out ShipaDick.com, where you can send all your besties a Giant Cardboard Dick… just because you care. 😛