Rubber Johnny Shaped Pencil Eraser

I’m a big fan of, a deals website where you can find everything under the sun including… Erasers! … in the shape of condoms haha I was browsing the site for pencils and drawing supplies and I stumbled on these erasers.  Another fun novelty to stash in case you don’t want any one to walk away with one of your erasers. Check out this cool link and grab yourself a pack to “prevent mistakes”.

I’m proud of my BLACK FRIDAY purchase.

First off, I’m a freaking child. Also, I almost forgot to share with you guys what I did a few months back.  I was a little intoxicated (duh) and did some online shopping since that’s what you do on Black Friday. You spend money on random things you don’t really need to survive. lol This post is to tell you about my purchase I was most PROUD of. A BLACK DICK. yes. I bought a dick. A BLACK ACRYLIC DICK SHAPED KEY FOB. 😛  It was a measly dollar but oh man, was I happy in the morning when I checked Continue Reading

Etsy Round-up: Star Wars themed

After having my crafty Star Wars moment,  I was browsing and came across a whole lot o’ awesomeness on etsy.  All things that I think I need in my collection or you might possibly need too. 😉 [huge_it_gallery id=”6″] Follow Hanky Panky Harlot’s board Star Wars XXX on Pinterest. Be sure to check out these Etsy shops, they have a large selection of other great items.

Art by Sphinx

Art is such a big part of everyone.  It’s a reflection of a person’s soul and a beautiful way to share the world what they see or feel in their own light.  I think that a person’s sexuality and body is nature’s work of art.  Always different, always changing but always beautiful in any shape or form. So, what better way to celebrate and capture it than with inspired artwork.  I recently visited an erotic art show and discovered the beautiful artist, Sphinx.  Both beautiful on the inside and out, Sphinx was a pleasure to meet. I love to share artists Continue Reading

emo-ticons… EMO-jis… FLIRTMOJIS!!

Why be emo when you can FLIRT instead! haha 😛  I’ve always been a big fan of emoticons from back in the AOL chat room days… A/S/L??!!?? 😛  Sometimes, there isn’t any other way to show emotions or make your statement cute without adding one. Everyone can get creative with the “regular” emojis that are out there… and I can say without a doubt my coworkers are the EPITOME of that.  lol Group texts turn into vulgar pieces of art.  So, introducing this *GEM* might be dangerous haha but I can’t wait FLIRTMOJI is a nifty place where you can Continue Reading

Get it Right! Get it… Tights?

Do you have a pile of tights that have toe holes? …OR pantyhose that have so many runs it ran it’s own marathon times 1000 miles? …OR a bunch of thigh highs that are missing its pair?? Well… A! Welcome to my life haha and B! Did you know that since obviously we can’t send them off to the goodwill… and Wall-E doesn’t want you to dump it in the garbage cans… you can actually RECYCLE them!!! No Nonsense has a pantyhose recycling program! “The impact may seem small at first, but every pair that you help to recycle is one less Continue Reading

Shake Shake Tenga

Attention all App Whores… make your way to your google play account now.  I was browsing the Tenga website and came across this silly app. The Game app is called the “Shake Shake Tenga”.  They have their Tenga Mastubators on the lineup.  Pretty much you shake the hell out of your phone and get a high score. haha I guess it’s a nice way to work out your masturbating arm or your handjob stamina skills. 😛 Head over to Google Play and download it! it’s free 🙂

What better way to say you love a person and you think they aren’t a dick…. by sending them a  DICK!  I think this is going to be my new favorite site instead of sending birthday cards, I’m going to ship my friends random dicks. haha SHIP A DICK is a website that just mails a cardboard cut out to your friend’s mailbox. They are themed with beards, Beiber fever and Holiday accents for every occasion.   You can even put a custom message on it as well. Head over to the site and bookmark it for your next occasion.  

Recycle Reduce …Reuse!?

I’m a big fan of recycling in all aspects in life.  I also, think that anyone who dedicates a lot of time and effort into doing so deserves a gold medal.  When we all know, it’d be easier to just toss it in the waste and have it head to the landfills. I have had multiple customers ask what they should do with their toys who have died and crossed over into toy heaven. “Well, what do I do with it? Should I wrap it up and just toss it?” I had another customer get concerned and asked if she Continue Reading

Anal Safety Snails Shirt by Erika Moen

I have just fell in love with this t-shirt! I can’t wait til friday aka pay-day!!!  because this is number 1 on my “TREAT YO SELF” list. This epic shirt is a lovely extension taken from the anal sex comic from the lovely adult web comic, Oh Joy Sex Toy. It’s only a whooping $18 bucks… and… are you ready for it… it freaking glows in the dark. 0_0 haha I’ve lagged on finishing my blog post for my intro to anal sex and I can honestly say, Erika Moen just nailed it. 😀  You really should check out her Continue Reading