System Jo Agape Water-Based Lube | Lube Review

Finding a Water-based lubricant that you might like, is like finding the perfect pair¬†of jeans. System Jo Agape Lube is like that comfortable pair of jeans that you always go back to. A comfy pair that you keep in the drawer for that rainy day. I’ve had this comfy lube in my line up for years and never gave it the limelight it deserves. ūüôā First Impression When you are walking down the lube aisle or looking at the OVERWHELMING lube section on a website, the Agape’s appearance is “safe” looking and sometimes camouflages with the other bottles around it. Continue Reading

Wet Stuff Ready Capsules Silicone-Based Lube | Lube Review

When you want to be lubed up and “Ready” for your next sexy time session, this might be your new best friend.  Wet Stuff Ready by GelWorks isn’t like the normal silicone lube, the application process is where it has a bit of a twist.  Ready comes in capsule form, where the outer part of the capsule dissolves and then the silicone is dispersed from there.  Instead of just opening up a bottle of lube and applying it to the skin. Or grabbing a handy dandy Lube shooter. First Impression Pretty unconventional but brilliant!  If it wasn’t for that person Continue Reading

Crave Vesper | Sex Toy Review

Over 6 years ago, this company started their vision by crowdfunding their way into one of the most elegant and innovative toy companies in the market. ¬†I love that they started from the bottom and now they have such a beautiful selection of vibrators. It’s very rare that I can describe a Sex Toy… beautiful but it really is. ¬†Their chic and sleek products looks define their image. This puts my mind at ease as a consumer and draws me to them. The Vesper is a¬†slim bullet vibrator that duals as an eloquent piece of jewelry as well. ¬†Made from Continue Reading

WeVibe Touch | Sex Toy Review

I don’t normally name my toys but sometimes the names that the companies give them are a little much or the name is so basic that when I mention the toy, it doesn’t leave an impression. ¬†Every since¬†I accidentally let it slip that the Touch by We-Vibe is called my Purple People Eater. ¬†My Friends have adapted to it and always call it by that too. ¬†The “Purple People Eater” name¬†has even left an impression so great… that even my customers remember and call their new Touch by that name too! At first glance, in a display case with other Continue Reading

Liberator Decor Heart Wedge | Review

Hi, my name is Jade and I’m an addict. A pillow addict. Lol I’m pretty sure my addiction would drive anyone crazy. You know those people that have to remove pillows just to have room on the bed? Yeah, that’s me. I know I have a queen size bed for the queen that I am, but on top of the body pillow and regular pillows, I have an excess amount of decorative pillows and pillow pets. Haha So of course, it only makes sense for me to have a pillow designed for sex adventures. Ya see, Liberator is a fancy Continue Reading

Trojan’s Fire & Ice Condoms | Review

I am a consumer. ¬†You know the kind ¬†of consumer when new things are in my line of sight and comments like¬†“oh, shiny! the packaging is oh so pretty! and it makes my heart feel tingly!” *WANT WANT* ¬†*NEED NEED* ¬†*GIMME GIMME*… starts spewing out of my mouth. ¬†¬†Product Packaging ¬†turn¬†my ¬†consumer-driven-eyes into the decision maker which can be possibly a good thing but usually…¬†a bad thing. haha When it comes to condom shopping, everyone knows the end product inside the fancy packaging is ugly as shit. haha ¬†it’s a hunk of a latex that is a barrier with¬†benefits! but Continue Reading

Maia Lucy Wicked Clip | Sex Toy Review

A toy that is suppose to exude color therapy to¬†sooth my¬†soul and put me¬†at ease¬†is right up my alley! ¬†Maia Toys has incorporated color therapy with their toy line, almost a low key way of telling you, “Don’t trip potato chip, using this sex toy is going to make you feel more inclined to use it… and feel like a million bucks!”. I can’t even count the¬†amount of times men (sorry to single you out boys! :P) tell me, “Does color matter?” after I’ve asked them, “oooo, What color do you want?!?” ūüėÄ They act as if color isn’t a Continue Reading

Miracle Oil by Earthly Body | Review

With the name Miracle Oil, it’s¬†prestigious name sounded like this might be liquid gold. ehhh… and I’m okay with that. haha ¬†I wasn’t sure what it’s prime purpose was and then I realized it’s an all-natural way to¬†transform and help with skin problems ranging from¬†dry feet and heels, shave bumps, waxing irritation, nails & cuticles, scar and stretch mark reduction. I’ve always been a bit high maintenance when it comes to my skin. ¬†Teenage acne issues. ¬†Never drinking enough water, so my skin is dry as all hell. ¬†Being of mixed ethnic descent and my skin is just prone to Continue Reading

The Double Pop G-Spot Lollipop | Sex Toy Review

Sex Toy presents are the best! I visited my lovely friend, Tera Patrick to have a little chat on her Vivid Radio show. ¬†Where she surprised me with fun goodie bits, ¬†one of them included the G-spot lollipop! *squeals* ¬† I’m a huge fan of cute factor, especially sex toys that don’t look like a huge big dick or a hungry tentacle trying to attack my precious G-spot. ūüėõ well, sometimes I am but I’m all about¬†anything that is more visually appealing a la kawaii. ¬† ¬†The moment she dropped that goodie in front of me, I melted with kawaii Continue Reading

Dr. Pink’s Anal Brightening cream | Review

The first time I ever encountered anal bleaching cream, I felt like I became a huge ball of insecurity. ¬†I never really was one to be embarrassed of being a lovely half breed that has “bronze goddess” pigmented¬†skin. ¬†But, out of no where I became¬†BEYOND paranoid but not for the purpose of what it said on the bottle.¬† haha I have scars on my legs that are ALL the different shades of “nude” colors in a crayon box. ¬†These battle wounds were all because I was an outdoor hood rat kind of kid. haha ¬†Then, it kept digging at me Continue Reading